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(Enterprise News)   Police: "What are you doing inside that donation bin?" Thief: "Uh ... giving back?"   ( divider line
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2754 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Nov 2012 at 12:55 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-27 12:57:24 PM  
Jailson, you will be going to jail, son.
2012-11-27 12:57:36 PM  
I'm sorry but given the first names of the suspects they never stood a chance in life, and it's the parents fault for naming their son Jailson!
2012-11-27 01:00:27 PM  
You mean I'm supposed to take the homeless out of their clothes before the donation?
2012-11-27 01:09:24 PM  

Thief: "Uh ... giving back?"

That's not what "giving of oneself" means, innit?
2012-11-27 01:14:02 PM  
If someones life is so F#'d up that they are stealing stuff that middle class Americans didn't want, I'm not sure that jail is really that big a deal.
2012-11-27 01:57:17 PM  
Everybody's gotta be somewhere.
2012-11-27 02:07:34 PM  
I saw a couple of dirtbags stealing from a donation box the other day and called the cops on them. Didn't hang around to see what happened, but I hope it involved pepper spray, since San Diego doesn't seem to keep people in jail longer than it takes to book them these days.
2012-11-27 02:15:19 PM  
Ahhh my neck of the woods. The great South Shore. Heroin was some how involved.
2012-11-27 03:40:33 PM  
"But those boots are so CUTE!"
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