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(Baltimore Sun)   Farker seriously injured in car crash yesterday. Please send well wishes his way. Sometimes he forgets people out there care about him   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 120
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 10:48:32 AM
Waldman was driving a Honda Civic on Goucher Boulevard through the intersection of East Joppa Road. A Ford Mustang traveling east on East Joppa Road struck the Civic. The cause of the crash remains under investigation.

Under investigation? Seems like they found the problem already.  Unless they're still trying to figure out how many times the fly turned around going back and forth between the approaching bumpers. Hint: You don't have to do calculus and limits, just division.
 
2012-11-27 10:55:41 AM
I'm sorry to hear it, subby. Hope you heal quickly.
 
2012-11-27 10:59:20 AM
Hope he's OK.

And remember, people, when the light turns green, it doesn't automatically stop cars from t-boning you in the intersection. Pay attention out there. The other drivers ARE trying to kill you.
 
2012-11-27 11:00:44 AM
You came to Fark for sympathy and kindness?! I've seen it happen before but most of the time it goes to a dark dark place....

Best of luck on both fronts.
 
2012-11-27 11:01:45 AM
Can I have his stuff?
 
2012-11-27 11:03:19 AM

gopher321: Can I have his stuff?


I hear he has a lightly used Honda Civic he might sell you.
 
2012-11-27 11:05:14 AM
I hope you don't die.
 
2012-11-27 11:06:52 AM
Is it OK to post the Farker's handle here?

My google-fu is strong today. But, he is a damn, dirty liter. (maybe I'll throw him a free month of TF to make him feel better) 

/not subby
 
2012-11-27 11:10:31 AM
Wishing you a speedy recovery, helped along by hot red-headed nurses.
 
2012-11-27 11:13:19 AM
I hope he is okay. I am very local to that area, I live in Parkville. If anyone needs anything, please email me, I would be happy to help.
 
2012-11-27 11:14:12 AM

BunkyBrewman: Is it OK to post the Farker's handle here?

My google-fu is strong today. But, he is a damn, dirty liter. (maybe I'll throw him a free month of TF to make him feel better) 

/not subby


I would wait on the TF. He might be in the hospital too long to use it. Maybe when he gets out.

/I would think it'd be ok to post his handle here. It's not a headline.
 
2012-11-27 11:14:33 AM
Did he break his dick?

I'm asking for a friend.
 
2012-11-27 11:16:36 AM
I misread that as "seriously injured in a car wash". Not sure why.
 
2012-11-27 11:17:44 AM

BunkyBrewman: Is it OK to post the Farker's handle here?


It's ok in this case.
 
2012-11-27 11:18:26 AM
someone obviously forgot to take their kitten when them.

ny-image0.etsy.com 

don't die. you need to live so that you can experience the joy of playing Dishonored and murdering people in new and violent ways.
 
2012-11-27 11:20:49 AM

R.A.Danny: I hope you don't die.


Well, let's not be hasty here until we get more information about who the farker in question actually is.
 
2012-11-27 11:22:27 AM

Lando Lincoln: R.A.Danny: I hope you don't die.

Well, let's not be hasty here until we get more information about who the farker in question actually is.


hmm...that's a good point.
 
2012-11-27 11:24:07 AM

Lando Lincoln: R.A.Danny: I hope you don't die.

Well, let's not be hasty here until we get more information about who the farker in question actually is.


Well, since it apparently isn't you, I can safely say I don't want Subby to die.

/I keed, I keed. You're ok in my book.
 
2012-11-27 11:24:16 AM
yikes, that one car in the guardrail looks pretty f-d up.
 
2012-11-27 11:24:45 AM
Looks like a pretty serious scene. Hope you come out of this ok. I'll say a little something to Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan for your speedy recovery.
 
2012-11-27 11:24:46 AM
The rest of you, however....
 
2012-11-27 11:27:07 AM

Vodka Zombie: Did he break his dick?

I'm asking for a friend.


Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm also asking for a friend.
 
2012-11-27 11:30:48 AM

gilgigamesh: Well, since it apparently isn't you, I can safely say I don't want Subby to die.


If I were seriously injured and in the hospital, I think I'd want a photo of my mangled but recovering body as the focus of a Fark photoshop contest. That would make me laugh.
 
2012-11-27 11:32:19 AM

Lando Lincoln: gilgigamesh: Well, since it apparently isn't you, I can safely say I don't want Subby to die.

If I were seriously injured and in the hospital, I think I'd want a photo of my mangled but recovering body as the focus of a Fark photoshop contest. That would make me laugh.


Hey, who wouldn't? Beats watching Days of Our Lives reruns all day.
 
2012-11-27 11:32:37 AM

Lando Lincoln: gilgigamesh: Well, since it apparently isn't you, I can safely say I don't want Subby to die.

If I were seriously injured and in the hospital, I think I'd want a photo of my mangled but recovering body as the focus of a Fark photoshop contest. That would make me laugh.


and the theme would be...."we can rebuild him...faster, stronger...better!'

BAM! book it, done.
 
2012-11-27 11:33:18 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Looks like a pretty serious scene. Hope you come out of this ok. I'll say a little something to Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan for your speedy recovery.


Duncan was a hooooore!

Where did we take that pic?
 
2012-11-27 11:37:08 AM
If it turns out he is at fault by viewing FARK on his phone when driving, will everyone still have sympathy for him?
 
2012-11-27 11:39:29 AM

ferretman: If it turns out he is at fault by viewing FARK on his phone when driving, will everyone still have sympathy for him?


I'm FARKing while driving right n
 
2012-11-27 11:43:06 AM

ferretman: If it turns out he is at fault by viewing FARK on his phone when driving, will everyone still have sympathy for him?


Hell yeah. He should have been using a tablet instead, it's easier see more headlines that way.
 
2012-11-27 11:46:42 AM
Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. Get well!

Hugs n' kisses on all your pink parts,

dstm
 
2012-11-27 11:47:41 AM
That's actually not far from me. Hit me up sometime after you heal, we'll grab a beer or something.
 
2012-11-27 11:50:02 AM

ferretman: If it turns out he is at fault by viewing FARK on his phone when driving, will everyone still have sympathy for him?


Pft. That's perfectly safe.

Personally I draw the line at photoshop contests. Those are right out, unless I am at a particularly long red light.
 
2012-11-27 11:55:25 AM
Sweet mother of pearl that looks like a nasty smash up, it's amazing you survived.
 
Feel better and come back with some sort of superpower.
 
Since my accident I have the ability to immediately calculate the proper tip. 
 
2012-11-27 11:56:18 AM

Marcus Aurelius:

And remember, people, when the light turns green, it doesn't automatically stop cars from t-boning you in the intersection. Pay attention out there. The other drivers ARE trying to kill you.


This. I always drive under this assumption. Unless I'm driving under the influence.

Best wishes to Tyler for a fully and speedy recovery.
 
2012-11-27 11:57:18 AM

dark side of the moon: Hugs n' kisses on all your pink parts,


After looking at the crash pics some of those pink parts might be exposed internal organs. Yikes

But yes, best wishes for a reasonably speedy recovery (you don't want them taking away the goood drugs too fast....). Hopefully the hospital portion of that recovery is fairly short.
 
2012-11-27 11:59:38 AM
Hoping you have a speedy recovery!

(On second thought, perhaps the use of the word "speedy" in reference to a car crash victim isn't so wise....)
 
2012-11-27 12:00:12 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wishing you a speedy recovery, helped along by hot red-headed nurses.


I wish him a speedy recovery, helped along by red hot-headed nurses.

/Angry commies make the best health care workers.
 
2012-11-27 12:09:09 PM
I've arranged for several TFettes to donate HJs in the event of multiple arm fractures that would impede his self-pleasuring during his recovery.

EIP and hope he recovers swiftly.

/Or slowly then swiftly.
//Tighter.
///Faster.
////Yeah, like that.
//God....
 
2012-11-27 12:10:34 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I've arranged for several TFettes to donate HJs in the event of multiple arm fractures that would impede his self-pleasuring during his recovery.


Now that is a thoughtful gift.
 
2012-11-27 12:15:23 PM

gilgigamesh: ferretman: If it turns out he is at fault by viewing FARK on his phone when driving, will everyone still have sympathy for him?

Pft. That's perfectly safe.

Personally I draw the line at photoshop contests. Those are right out, unless I am at a particularly long red light.


I hate when I'm driving and get the email notification so in order to read it I have to put my beer down...
 
2012-11-27 12:18:06 PM
I hope he recovers quicly and completely. What's his fark name?
 
2012-11-27 12:21:15 PM

Ponzholio: I hate when I'm driving and get the email notification so in order to read it I have to put my beer down...


well played sir
 
2012-11-27 12:21:18 PM

Lando Lincoln: thismomentinblackhistory: I've arranged for several TFettes to donate HJs in the event of multiple arm fractures that would impede his self-pleasuring during his recovery.

Now that is a thoughtful gift.


I backed into a mailbox a few days ago. I'm still in recovery mode. Send 'em my way until the guy in the article gets better.
 
2012-11-27 12:30:57 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Lando Lincoln: thismomentinblackhistory: I've arranged for several TFettes to donate HJs in the event of multiple arm fractures that would impede his self-pleasuring during his recovery.

Now that is a thoughtful gift.

I backed into a mailbox a few days ago. I'm still in recovery mode. Send 'em my way until the guy in the article gets better.


I hate it when a drunk mailbox rear-ends me.

/Swerving all over the road like that. Damn things can't hold their liquor.
 
2012-11-27 12:47:52 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Hope he's OK.

And remember, people, when the light turns green, it doesn't automatically stop cars from t-boning you in the intersection. Pay attention out there. The other drivers ARE trying to kill you.


You sound like a motorcyclist. Most car drivers will just see the light and automatically accelerate through it without vigilantly checking traffic. Obviously, riders are a little more skittish about that. This is true of starting from a dead stop or approaching a green at any speed. In a car people will make fun of you for doing it, but it only takes once to lose.

/would like to know the victim's Fark handle so I can directly wish him well
//otherwise I hope subby will do it for me
 
2012-11-27 12:52:26 PM

dickfreckle: Marcus Aurelius: Hope he's OK.

And remember, people, when the light turns green, it doesn't automatically stop cars from t-boning you in the intersection. Pay attention out there. The other drivers ARE trying to kill you.

You sound like a motorcyclist. Most car drivers will just see the light and automatically accelerate through it without vigilantly checking traffic. Obviously, riders are a little more skittish about that. This is true of starting from a dead stop or approaching a green at any speed. In a car people will make fun of you for doing it, but it only takes once to lose.

/would like to know the victim's Fark handle so I can directly wish him well
//otherwise I hope subby will do it for me


I used to ride motorcycles, but I developed an irrational aversion to mutilation and death. For myself, anyway.
 
2012-11-27 01:09:18 PM

ZAZ: Waldman was driving a Honda Civic on Goucher Boulevard through the intersection of East Joppa Road. A Ford Mustang traveling east on East Joppa Road struck the Civic. The cause of the crash remains under investigation.

Joppa Road? Shiat, man, I drove by there frequently back in the day.

vernonFL: I hope he is okay. I am very local to that area, I live in Parkville. If anyone needs anything, please email me, I would be happy to help.

I used to live in Parkville and work in Towson.

 
2012-11-27 02:51:47 PM
I don't think he's going to make it. I haz a sad now.

Beat the odds, Tyler!
 
2012-11-27 02:54:15 PM

Marcus Aurelius: gopher321: Can I have his stuff?

I hear he has a lightly used Honda Civic he might sell you.


I'd need to see the CarFax first.
 
2012-11-27 02:56:27 PM
has anyone driving a mustang ever contributed something positive to the world? because i'm drawing a blank.
 
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