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(Chron)   Cute, possibly non-insane scientist announces she has successfully sequenced bigfoot DNA and discovered that bigfeet are a hybrid between human females and "males of an unknown hominin species." Giggity   (blog.chron.com) divider line 153
    More: Interesting, DNA, possums, genome sequencing, scientific journals, mitochondrial genomes, genomes, scientific skepticism, locked room  
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2012-11-27 11:37:47 AM
"Now Mrs. Simpson, would you describe your marital relations as... beastial?"
 
2012-11-27 11:37:49 AM
The proper term is squatchitist.
 
2012-11-27 11:38:10 AM
Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.
 
2012-11-27 11:39:07 AM
1. She's from Texas.
 
2012-11-27 11:39:13 AM
I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-27 11:39:36 AM
hominin hominin hominin hominin

Way to go there Ralphy BOY!
 
2012-11-27 11:40:08 AM

iheartscotch: Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.


How many farkers are from the Church of Sub-genius?.
 
2012-11-27 11:40:09 AM
I hope it's not a samsquanch.... I farkin' hate those bastards.
 
2012-11-27 11:41:57 AM

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.
 
2012-11-27 11:42:28 AM
FTFH: Cute ENOUGH, possibly non-insane scientist announces she has successfully sequenced bigfoot DNA and discovered that bigfeet are a hybrid between human females and "males of an unknown hominin species." Giggity

ftfy.
 
2012-11-27 11:42:34 AM
You're not fooling me, lady. You're Victoria Jackson.

ru-crazy.com
 
2012-11-27 11:42:40 AM
So what she is saying she likes big, burly hairy guys who steal bagels.
 
2012-11-27 11:43:05 AM
blog.chron.comjasoneckert.net 


/Bigfoot has a psycho girlfriend?
 
2012-11-27 11:43:06 AM
Picture was taken using myspace angles, she's a fatty.
 
2012-11-27 11:43:27 AM
 
2012-11-27 11:43:57 AM

HailRobonia: You're not fooling me, lady. You're Victoria Jackson.

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Wow, she even looks like her. Yeah, I'm going with this.
 
2012-11-27 11:44:01 AM
She's got crazy written all over her face.
 
2012-11-27 11:44:17 AM
That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 11:46:07 AM
Only modern-day racists deny the existence and equality of BigFoot. If we insist on Photo ID at voting booths, Sasquatches cannot vote.
 
2012-11-27 11:46:16 AM
Yet another good reason for Farkers to feel bad that they can't get a date.
 
2012-11-27 11:46:22 AM

CygnusDarius: iheartscotch: Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.

How many farkers are from the Church of Sub-genius?.


Is that a trick question or something?
 
2012-11-27 11:47:53 AM

Prank Monkey: red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.


Who the heck is that, anyway? Rosie O'Donnell and Saddam Hussein?
 
2012-11-27 11:47:57 AM
hahaha, this scientist is about as far from the phrase as exists.

The stories are pretty funny though.

"I left bagels in a box...and I found a opossum in it....so it must be bigfoot!"

/fox news should hire her and have her do political commentary
 
2012-11-27 11:48:37 AM
I NEVER TOUCHED THE BIATCH!!!!
 
2012-11-27 11:49:40 AM

Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.


If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

And yes, she reminded me of Victoria Jackson too.
 
2012-11-27 11:51:08 AM

Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.


She could be a mad scientist.
 
2012-11-27 11:51:36 AM
Oh wait, this is TEXAS science. That's sort of like Mexican medicine, but less professional.
 
2012-11-27 11:52:14 AM
I have seen pictures of chimps with 47 chromosomes instead of the usual 48; they walk upright, look like horribly ugly hairy humans, won't mate with females of their own species and try to hit on rheir female trainers.

The same mutation in a bear would produce about what we see described as a bigfoot. Bears are solitary anyway, so something like this woukld be shunned by its own species even more.
 
2012-11-27 11:53:11 AM
I done got a result. YEE-HAW!
 
2012-11-27 11:53:26 AM

Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

And yes, she reminded me of Victoria Jackson too.


seriously. where the fark do you get sasquatch DNA and how do you confirm it's sasquatch DNA?? i like how her company is in trouble with the BBB.
 
2012-11-27 11:53:45 AM

Millennium: Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

She could be a mad scientist.


Not mad. A little angry maybe...
 
2012-11-27 11:55:26 AM
i like the almost white blond hair. blondes are yummy. hell, they're all yummy. the wimmens.
 
2012-11-27 11:56:32 AM
As someone with a size 14.5 shoe, this woman offends me.
 
2012-11-27 11:56:33 AM
Nacogdoches is full of roaches...
 
2012-11-27 11:57:06 AM
Definetly not mad. Probably deceitful.
 
2012-11-27 11:59:41 AM

farkingatwork: hahaha, this scientist is about as far from the phrase as exists.

The stories are pretty funny though.

"I left bagels in a box...and I found a opossum in it....so it must be bigfoot!"

/fox news should hire her and have her do political commentary


I think she was head of the polling department for the Romney campaign.
 
2012-11-27 12:00:36 PM

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Can't top
Don't even try

/get me a bucket
 
2012-11-27 12:02:15 PM
Goony goo-goo.

\Aunt Bunny fell down the stairs!
 
2012-11-27 12:02:47 PM

probesport: hominin hominin hominin hominin

Way to go there Ralphy BOY!


Came for this.
Leaving happy.
 
2012-11-27 12:02:56 PM
 
2012-11-27 12:04:06 PM
B S F C..
 
b3x
2012-11-27 12:05:52 PM
www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2012-11-27 12:06:01 PM
Mad as a nail
 
2012-11-27 12:07:33 PM
I'm pretty sure I've read her fan-fic before.
 
2012-11-27 12:07:40 PM
Anybody found her FB page yet?

/blocked here at work
 
2012-11-27 12:08:57 PM
Jesus Christ, Texas, hurry up and secede.

\and take your scienticians with you
 
2012-11-27 12:10:54 PM

BigLuca: I'm pretty sure I've read her fan-fic before.


She took this right off a skinemax movie. Something about the erotic adventures of Bigfoot.
 
2012-11-27 12:11:15 PM

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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NOW THAT'S JUST WRONG!

/ first thought was Rosie O'donnel at the end of a 3-day.
//Or maybe a week.
 
2012-11-27 12:13:41 PM

1derful: 1. She's from Texas.


2. Hair color.
 
2012-11-27 12:14:21 PM

Millennium: Prank Monkey: red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x364]

Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.

Who the heck is that, anyway? Rosie O'Donnell and Saddam Hussein?



Khalid Sheik Mohammed, "Mastermind of 9/11", receiver of more waterboardings than any person in the history of the world.
 
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