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(Huffington Post)   The number of underage sex allegations against the Elmo puppeteer are rising, may soon need The Count to keep track of them   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 21
    More: Fail, age of consents, elmo, clashes, Fox Business News, cease and desist letter, Ben Shapiro, Cecil Singleton, sex scandals  
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11493 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Nov 2012 at 12:24 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-27 01:00:11 PM  
8 votes:
graphics8.nytimes.com

Told you Sesame Street was trouble.
2012-11-27 12:36:07 PM  
8 votes:
This could get confusing for the cops.

"Could you show me on this puppet where the puppet touched you?"
2012-11-27 12:45:33 PM  
7 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net "I always knew there was something trashy about that guy."

msnbcmedia4.msn.com "Is that why Elmo keep offering me cookie?"

1.bp.blogspot.com "I always wondered about him, didn't you?"

media.theweek.com "Mr. Looper used to warn me about adults who played with kids all day."

upload.wikimedia.org "Shoulda just stepped on the little bastard when I had the chance."
2012-11-27 12:31:41 PM  
5 votes:
yvonnedesousa.com
1, 2, 3, 4 allegations of child molestation Ah Ah Ah,,,
2012-11-27 02:07:41 PM  
4 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2012-11-27 12:26:51 PM  
4 votes:
Would you be offended if you knew the Elmo puppeteer when you were underage and he never put the moves on you?
2012-11-27 01:17:48 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-27 01:07:47 PM  
3 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2012-11-27 01:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

PsychoLaurie: I have male friends who were very young & bagging older men in the NYC nightclubs well before chat rooms. Virility & stamina are tough to pass up, apparently.


An assload of temptation, is that what you're saying?
2012-11-27 12:32:30 PM  
2 votes:
THREE! ah..ah..ah....THREE LAWSUITS!


Oblig Count Video
2012-11-27 02:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

LonMead: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Oh, for farks sake. Hooper. His name was Hooper

You are correct.

A thousand pardons.

Pardon ...


(1000! 1000 Pardons ah ah ahhhh!)
2012-11-27 02:44:31 PM  
1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Oh, for farks sake. Hooper. His name was Hooper


You are correct.

A thousand pardons.

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2012-11-27 01:57:54 PM  
1 votes:
'Tickle me Elmo' was not a request, sir
2012-11-27 01:14:50 PM  
1 votes:
Elmo will always be my favorite Katy Perry t-shirt.
2012-11-27 01:09:11 PM  
1 votes:

Elroydb: He died too soon. There were many important things left to count

also A+ for the headline


But he'd prefer O-neg.
2012-11-27 12:55:16 PM  
1 votes:
Even though he's behind a shortstop, it's still hard to confirm his "catcher or pitcher" status.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-27 12:43:36 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Would you be offended if you knew the Elmo puppeteer when you were underage and he never put the moves on you?


Ironically I did know him I was an extra for sesame place a few times when I was young. Guess I was ugly.
2012-11-27 12:36:59 PM  
1 votes:
When will "Diddle Twink Elmo" dolls be hitting the market (and rough trade bars)?
2012-11-27 12:35:59 PM  
1 votes:

das: ALL ABORED!!!!!! The Money Train leaves in 20 minutes!!!!


A bored what?
2012-11-27 12:32:45 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Would you be offended if you knew the Elmo puppeteer when you were underage and he never put the moves on you?


Only if your name is Mac.
2012-11-27 12:32:41 PM  
1 votes:
Whar all the fark defenders??!
at least all you have on your face is egg, better than what these poor children had.
 
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