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(Gawker)   Bill Clinton only sent two emails as president. That's how you keep it on the down-low   (gawker.com) divider line 53
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2012-11-27 11:23:13 AM
Only two emails, but 11 million ASCII porn texts.
 
2012-11-27 11:31:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 11:33:45 AM
So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?
 
2012-11-27 11:33:49 AM
TO: C­abi­n­et-DL[nospam-﹫-backwards]e­suohetih­w*go­v
FROM: SlickW­illy[nospam-﹫-backwards]se­it­icoeg­*co­m
SUBJECT: how did this get here i am not good with computer
 
2012-11-27 11:37:53 AM
He was probably using mIRC instead.

*Bill has been kicked from the channel*
 
2012-11-27 11:38:20 AM
Fw: FWD: fwd: FW: Let's put a Kenyan muslim in the White House
 
2012-11-27 11:38:51 AM
How many letters did he send to Penthouse Forum?



Dear Penthouse Forum,

I can't believed this happened but I totally just had cigar sex with a chubby intern. That thing smoked sweater than the Castro Reserve Stock I had a customs agent smuggle in for me.

Signed,
Anonymous President
 
2012-11-27 11:39:01 AM
Can you put a keyboard on the back of an intern's head?
 
2012-11-27 11:39:51 AM

Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?


Complaining about reading a rewrite of an article over 1.5 years old because it was on Reddit yesterday is pretty stupid. I thought Reddit had banned Gawker for dossing paedos or something.
 
2012-11-27 11:41:03 AM
Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?
 
2012-11-27 11:43:03 AM
Bush sent 4 emails to Scout & Violet the Buddy Puppies on his LeapPad 2
 
2012-11-27 11:45:27 AM
 
2012-11-27 11:46:28 AM

Dinobot: He was probably using mIRC instead.

*Bill has been kicked from the channel*


*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DubyaJr
*** DubyaJr sets mode: +b Bub­baBill*!­*[nospam-﹫-backwards]esu­ohetihw­*gov
*** BubbaBill was kicked by DubyaJr (get the fark out) 
 
2012-11-27 11:53:24 AM

Faddy: Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?

Complaining about reading a rewrite of an article over 1.5 years old because it was on Reddit yesterday is pretty stupid. I thought Reddit had banned Gawker for dossing paedos or something.


meh, just get off my lawn.
 
2012-11-27 12:00:18 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?


It may shock you to hear this, but Nixon sent not one. single. tweet.
 
2012-11-27 12:03:00 PM
The Bush White House didn't have email. They were only allowed to use RNC computers.
 
2012-11-27 12:05:16 PM
{S duckjob
 
2012-11-27 12:08:37 PM

Dinobot: He was probably using mIRC instead.

*Bill has been kicked from the channel*


/me slaps Dinobot around a bit with a large trout
 
2012-11-27 12:09:23 PM
Millard Fillmore sent none.
 
2012-11-27 12:12:49 PM
Down Low ! Not Bill Clinton. My man knew where to draw the line.

Besides I thought Down Low that was a "cultural" act between heterosexual black men.
//See Obama & Reggie Love.
 
2012-11-27 12:15:25 PM

Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?


*beep* *beep*
 
2012-11-27 12:20:22 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Down Low ! Not Bill Clinton. My man knew where to draw the line.

Besides I thought Down Low that was a "cultural" act between heterosexual black men.
//See Obama & Reggie Love.


Wait, it's not gay if they're both black? Why wasn't I informed about this?
 
2012-11-27 12:24:09 PM
Well he had all 14k tied up with a 600x800 jpg of Pamela Anderson.
 
2012-11-27 12:34:55 PM
Jimmy Carter got zero Facebook likes for his 1980 campaign. Suck it libs.
 
2012-11-27 12:35:45 PM
2001 news is old.
 
2012-11-27 12:38:54 PM

Nurglitch: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Down Low ! Not Bill Clinton. My man knew where to draw the line.

Besides I thought Down Low that was a "cultural" act between heterosexual black men.
//See Obama & Reggie Love.

Wait, it's not gay if they're both black? Why wasn't I informed about this?


Apparently ! Just another "set aside" for the bro's.
 
2012-11-27 12:39:42 PM

Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?


Don't like it? Go back to reddit with your "no one will fark me" images that you can't even embed in the page and the misogynist aspies
 
2012-11-27 12:45:20 PM
TippecanoeAndTylerToo.com had 0 hits for a century before they let the domain registration lapse.

// HitherFather.com appreciated the registration fees, though
 
2012-11-27 01:00:07 PM

moothemagiccow: Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?

Don't like it? Go back to reddit with your "no one will fark me" images that you can't even embed in the page and the misogynist aspies


lolwut?
 
2012-11-27 01:17:42 PM
draft folder on secret shared account

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-27 01:31:52 PM

maxheck: Yeah, but he did learn how to order hams online.


How have I never seen that before? I'm sitting here at work trying to disguise my guffaws as a coughing fit. (And then I had an actual coughing fit.)
 
2012-11-27 01:49:09 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves

/will never forget his delivery of the line "You on the DOWN LOW!"
 
2012-11-27 01:59:04 PM

Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?


new?
 
2012-11-27 02:20:35 PM
Yep, if there's one thing Clinton was known for while president, it was his ability to keep his private life private. Luckily he didn't have any embarrassing emails turn up that might have tarnished his legacy.
 
2012-11-27 02:23:26 PM
Queen Elizabeth II sent her first e-mail in 1976. We can't even see you for dust kicked up behind us.
 
2012-11-27 03:34:16 PM
I recall a joke at the time, because it was when the Prez & VP office first got public email addresses:

Bill Clinton: pre­s­id­ent­[nospam-﹫-backwards]esuohe­t­ihw­*g­ov
Al Gore: vice.pre­s­id­ent­[nospam-﹫-backwards]esuohe­t­ihw­*g­ov
Hillary Clinton: r­o­ot­[nospam-﹫-backwards]es­u­ohe­t­ihw*gov
 
2012-11-27 03:44:41 PM
Shout out to my Fark peeps.
 
2012-11-27 04:14:40 PM
and george bush jr still didn't know what the Internet is.
 
2012-11-27 04:27:05 PM

Linux_Yes: and george bush jr still didn't know what the Internet is.


If Al Gore invented the internet . Why did he put so much porn on it ?

// Just think if Gore had enacted Midnight basketball back then. Obama might be nothing more than a community league referee today in Chicago.

/// Chaos Theory
 
2012-11-27 04:52:39 PM
I tried to email Hillary once back in the day.

echo hello Hillary whats happening? | mail r­o­ot­[nospam-﹫-backwards]es­uo­he­tih­w*gov
 
2012-11-27 05:15:03 PM

max_pooper: How many letters did he send to Penthouse Forum?



Dear Penthouse Forum,

I can't believed this happened but I totally just had cigar sex with a chubby intern. That thing smoked sweater than the Castro Reserve Stock I had a customs agent smuggle in for me.

Signed,
Anonymous President


water out my nose laughing....congrats
 
2012-11-27 06:43:30 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Linux_Yes: and george bush jr still didn't know what the Internet is.

If Al Gore invented the internet . Why did he put so much porn on it ?

// Just think if Gore had enacted Midnight basketball back then. Obama might be nothing more than a community league referee today in Chicago.

/// Chaos Theory



the Department of Defense invented the internet, Republican small government tax dodger guy. back then, it was called the Arpanet.

now you know!
 
2012-11-27 07:03:19 PM

moothemagiccow: Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?

Don't like it? Go back to reddit with your "no one will fark me" images that you can't even embed in the page and the misogynist aspies


Say what you will about that site- but their politics page puts this one to shame. It's nice when halfway productive discussions can take place between people with legitimately opposing viewpoints, while tossing the trolls out of sight where they belong.
 
2012-11-27 09:15:19 PM

Linux_Yes: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Linux_Yes: and george bush jr still didn't know what the Internet is.

If Al Gore invented the internet . Why did he put so much porn on it ?

// Just think if Gore had enacted Midnight basketball back then. Obama might be nothing more than a community league referee today in Chicago.

/// Chaos Theory


the Department of Defense invented the internet, Republican small government tax dodger guy. back then, it was called the Arpanet.

now you know!


Wow you're lot of fun.
 
2012-11-27 09:45:28 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?


BREAKING: Abraham Lincoln never made a telephone call during his time in office!
 
2012-11-27 10:31:43 PM

IlGreven: Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?

BREAKING: Abraham Lincoln never made a telephone call during his time in office!


TELEPHONE
WHERE
FARTLINCOLN
Whe
 
2012-11-27 10:47:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?


Yeah, I didn't have my Earthlink account till 1998...
 
2012-11-27 11:30:04 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: IlGreven: Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?

BREAKING: Abraham Lincoln never made a telephone call during his time in office!

TELEPHONE
WHERE
FARTLINCOLN
Whe


One of my students' tests now has coffee all over it. Fartlincoln. I'm losing my shiat over here.
 
2012-11-27 11:45:59 PM

Fair_Poopsmith: moothemagiccow: Tamater: So, is Fark's new slogan: "Find on Fark today what you saw on Reddit yesterday!"?

Don't like it? Go back to reddit with your "no one will fark me" images that you can't even embed in the page and the misogynist aspies

Say what you will about that site- but their politics page puts this one to shame. It's nice when halfway productive discussions can take place between people with legitimately opposing viewpoints, while tossing the trolls out of sight where they belong.


Meh, I recently remarked that the signal:noise ratio at Fark is far higher, and I stand by it. Reddit is full of 20 year-old guys asking what a boob feels like. You're right in that the trolls get downvoted into obscurity, but the depth of opinion there is pretty shallow.

While there is much to be found on Reddit - even in politics - you have to wade through too much bullsh*t to get there. Here, the bullsh*t is right in front of me.
 
2012-11-27 11:50:54 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: IlGreven: Satanic_Hamster: Uhh... So? I really didn't start sending emails until fall 96.

What's next, surprise revelations that George Bush or Reagan didn't email a lot either?

BREAKING: Abraham Lincoln never made a telephone call during his time in office!

TELEPHONE
WHERE
FARTLINCOLN
Whe


This...this is why I love Fark.
 
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