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(American Live Wire)   Dutch scientists grow bacon from stem cells, therefore forever ending any debate on why stem cell research is bad   (americanlivewire.com) divider line 14
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Cythraul [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 11:13:43 AM
Bacon, what every stem cell aspires to be. It truly is the pinnacle of all biological evolution.
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 11:35:37 AM
tfa: Why do we need the whole pig if all we want is the bacon?

tell you what TFA, next time you slaughter a pig to harvest its bacon, go ahead and give the rest of the meat to me. I think my smoker and I will manage without the bacon.
 
BarkingUnicorn [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 01:21:57 PM
 
Holocaust Agnostic
2012-11-27 02:08:44 PM
If the Bacon has never been part of an unclean animal, is it kosher?
 
wildcardjack
2012-11-27 02:16:06 PM
Holocaust Agnostic: If the Bacon has never been part of an unclean animal, is it kosher?

There we go.

Since we can trace the product back to a pork cell donor then all the equipment involved is unclean and must be buried in dirt.

I am not a Rabbi or a Jew but I've broken bagels with a few.
 
WhippingBoy [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 02:39:15 PM
I was excited for a minute there... I thought they made it out of human stem cells...
 
BolloxReader [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 02:55:55 PM
The problem was when the Dutch decided to cook the bacon in an oven.
 
Jormungandr
2012-11-27 03:02:46 PM
wildcardjack: Holocaust Agnostic: If the Bacon has never been part of an unclean animal, is it kosher?

There we go.

Since we can trace the product back to a pork cell donor then all the equipment involved is unclean and must be buried in dirt.

I am not a Rabbi or a Jew but I've broken bagels with a few.

Hmmmm, are humans kosher?
 
LittleSmitty
2012-11-27 03:09:06 PM
I have recently discovered Bacon Jerky. Yes, it is delicious
 
SirTanon
2012-11-27 03:20:46 PM
I have seen the coming apocalypse, and it is Delicious
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 04:51:36 PM
I read another article about this that was much more informational. It said the "bacon" they've grown feels more like a scallop.
 
GeeksAreMyPeeps [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 05:38:34 PM
Image of bacon from Wikimedia Commons, unable to optain real photo of laboratory grade bacon.

"Laboratory grade bacon" is my new band name.
 
Alphakronik
2012-11-27 05:55:23 PM
You guys go right ahead and much that stem cell bacon.


I'll be at the Neuske farm.
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2012-11-27 05:57:55 PM
Dutch scientists are all stoners obviously
 
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