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(Yahoo)   Miley Cyrus is slowly turning into Susan Powter   (shine.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-11-27 10:18:09 AM  
Operation: Brittany Spears is now in full play.
 
2012-11-27 10:37:24 AM  
She stood have stuck with "The Hermie" the aspiring dentist look suited her. i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 10:43:25 AM  
Actually Susan Powter has dreds now. And is dating Animal of B*tch and Animal. Apparently she took the Pussy Manifesto (NSFW lyrics) to heart...
 
2012-11-27 11:26:00 AM  
www.breitbartunmasked.com
 
2012-11-27 11:43:37 AM  
Susan Powter once hit me with her car.
 
2012-11-27 11:44:57 AM  
When asked what's wrong with her, her best friend Leslie said "She's just being Miley."
 
2012-11-27 11:45:11 AM  

hubiestubert: Actually Susan Powter has dreds now. And is dating Animal of B*tch and Animal. Apparently she took the Pussy Manifesto (NSFW lyrics) to heart...


Susan Powter is dating a Muppet?
 
2012-11-27 11:46:57 AM  
I suppose it's better to be turning into Susan Powter than a Scotsman, but there's no arguing about tastes.

At least Susan Powter can play tennis.
 
2012-11-27 11:47:40 AM  
This is a scandal of Benghazi-like proportions!
 
2012-11-27 11:49:03 AM  
And I'm spent
 
2012-11-27 11:50:26 AM  

Millennium: When asked what's wrong with her, her best friend Leslie said "She's just being Miley."


Know how I know you have kids?
 
2012-11-27 11:52:39 AM  
Or Bart Simpson.
 
2012-11-27 11:53:57 AM  
img526.imageshack.us

img19.imageshack.us

Damn hot. The new cut? Not so much.
 
2012-11-27 12:05:59 PM  
NEWSFLASH: HAIRCUTS DON'T MAKE HAIR GET LONGER.
 
2012-11-27 12:11:28 PM  
"I've changed my hair style so many times now that I don't know what I look like"

/it grows back
 
2012-11-27 12:13:42 PM  
Meh, let the kid cut her hair.

Hell, she's had to wear an itchy wig for a living for what, 10+ years? I'd want short hair, too.

Also, Susan Powter used to scare the shiat out of me. I always though she was just really hyper until I met people who did tons of coke, and i was all like, "oh."
 
2012-11-27 12:16:27 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Damn hot. The new cut? Not so much.


thumbs.anyclip.com

"Kids, it'll grow back."
 
2012-11-27 12:19:44 PM  
cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2012-11-27 12:22:07 PM  
She was cute as fark when she had the pixie style thing happening.
 
2012-11-27 12:23:42 PM  
She doesn't look bad with short hair.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 12:25:55 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: NEWSFLASH: HAIRCUTS DON'T MAKE HAIR GET LONGER.


That is the best part about the article
 
2012-11-27 12:30:51 PM  
Young broads with really short hair are often the victims of sexual abuse. Short hair can't be used to hold you down while you're getting raped. I think daddy has some 'splainin to do
 
2012-11-27 12:31:08 PM  
Stop the Insanity Keep the Insanity Going. *pops popcorn*
 
2012-11-27 12:31:28 PM  
I like it.
 
2012-11-27 12:31:33 PM  
I like it...

She and Pink seem to have the "short spiked hair" look down.
 
2012-11-27 12:33:40 PM  
Getting jizz in your hair qualifies as a new "style?"
 
2012-11-27 12:36:19 PM  
Eh, she's having fun and getting the extreme hairstyles out of the way while she can still pull it off. Props.
 
2012-11-27 12:41:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Young broads with really short hair are often the victims of sexual abuse. Short hair can't be used to hold you down while you're getting raped. I think daddy has some 'splainin to do


Now that was some quantum physics level of reasoning right there
 
2012-11-27 12:53:19 PM  
You know who else has short blonde hair? Power Girl NSFW
 
2012-11-27 12:59:48 PM  
And in a few years...


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2012-11-27 01:14:05 PM  

Atomic Jonb: Getting jizz in your hair qualifies as a new "style?"


Agrees:
i213.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 01:19:16 PM  
Someone needs to tell her that her face is too rounded for short hair to really look good.
 
2012-11-27 01:30:22 PM  
Wait until the first grey hair shows up and she realizes she left the best hair of her life on the floor.
 
2012-11-27 01:35:04 PM  
Looks more like Justin Bieber.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-27 01:36:38 PM  
lemme try again

www.sineadoconnor.com
 
2012-11-27 01:41:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Young broads with really short hair are often the victims of sexual abuse. Short hair can't be used to hold you down while you're getting raped. I think daddy has some 'splainin to do


images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-27 02:07:11 PM  
cute boy
 
2012-11-27 02:12:22 PM  
I wonder which hair is shorter now....the carpet or the drapes?
 
2012-11-27 02:12:47 PM  

bulldg4life: I like it...

She and Pink seem to have the "short spiked hair" look down.


Except Pink's a boy, so it works for him.
 
2012-11-27 02:24:27 PM  
 
2012-11-27 02:48:43 PM  
Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 02:56:50 PM  

styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]


Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-27 02:58:32 PM  

Apos: styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]

Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531]


Agreed.
 
2012-11-27 03:00:15 PM  

styckx: Apos: styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]

Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531]

Agreed.


short hair's a pretty severe look. you really need the right face before going for it.
 
2012-11-27 03:05:28 PM  

momojoboo: I wonder which hair is shorter now....the carpet or the drapes?


Ask Billy Ray for the answer


WhippingBoy: bulldg4life: I like it...

She and Pink seem to have the "short spiked hair" look down.

Except Pink's a boy, so it works for him.


I'll bite....Pink is hot. Miley is sort of skanky hillbilly hot. No studman here i'd still disappoint both
 
2012-11-27 03:06:48 PM  

pute kisses like a man: styckx: Apos: styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]

Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531]

Agreed.

short hair's a pretty severe look. you really need the right face before going for it.


Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

www.glamour.com
 
2012-11-27 03:12:15 PM  
I think she looks good. She's young and pretty, why not experiment?

I've been around certain fundamentalist Christians for whom long hair on women is some sort of Commandment... And you really can't do anything with long hair except tie it up. Maybe because of this, I find long hair very boring.
 
2012-11-27 03:21:52 PM  
blog.nj.com

Buncha studmen in here apparently

youtube the office hot or not
 
2012-11-27 03:33:56 PM  

pute kisses like a man:
short hair's a pretty severe look. you really need the right face before going for it.


Oh, you mean like this:

hidensneek.com
 
2012-11-27 03:34:27 PM  
Was never hot.... giant farking teeth she can't even cover with her lips and would shred your root on every thrust....
 
2012-11-27 03:35:46 PM  

styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]


Dear lord: i'm not normally a praying man... but... could i die, right now, and be reincarnated as her favorite set of workout pants?

amen.
 
2012-11-27 03:40:54 PM  

Apos:
[www.glamour.com image 400x582]


Who is this girl? She's like a young, hot Carol from the TWD.
 
2012-11-27 03:57:08 PM  

StopLurkListen: I think she looks good. She's young and pretty, why not experiment?


You do realize realize that her own father disowned her because she wouldn't sport the family Mullet, don't you?
 
2012-11-27 03:59:56 PM  

kumanoki: Apos:
[www.glamour.com image 400x582]

Who is this girl? She's like a young, hot Carol from the TWD.


Ginnifer Goodwin
 
2012-11-27 04:08:28 PM  

shpritz: kumanoki: Apos:
[www.glamour.com image 400x582]

Who is this girl? She's like a young, hot Carol from the TWD.

Ginnifer Goodwin


I thought I was watching an old Sherilyn Fenn movie when I first saw Ms. Goodwin in something.
 
2012-11-27 04:21:10 PM  

Apos: Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:


Whistle while you fap.
 
2012-11-27 04:55:05 PM  

dj_spanmaster: [img526.imageshack.us image 490x490]

[img19.imageshack.us image 595x595]

Damn hot. The new cut? Not so much.


She fall face first in daddy's tackle box or what?
Too bad about her image disorder, and poor personal choices, and poor impulse control, and daddy issues, and tons of money.
/ call me.
 
2012-11-27 05:15:42 PM  

Gunny Highway: "I've changed my hair style so many times now that I don't know what I look like"

/it grows back


Yeah, I clipped all my hair off 5 years ago. It's already past my shoulder blades now.
 
2012-11-27 05:16:54 PM  

Apos: Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:


Meh. I liked her better with longer hair,
 
2012-11-27 05:27:07 PM  

Zombie DJ: Apos: Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

Meh. I liked her better with longer hair,


My point exactly.
 
2012-11-27 05:44:21 PM  
I love short, short hair on pretty women that can pull it off.

When Susan Powter first became widely known I thought she was extremely hot with her platinum crewcut. Not so much now.

Don't care for the super short hair on Miley, her head and face are too round.
 
2012-11-27 05:45:07 PM  

Apos: Zombie DJ: Apos: Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

Meh. I liked her better with longer hair,

My point exactly.


ok, good, I didn't comment earlier because I wasn't sure if you were trying to say she should not have cut her hair or she had one of those faces. opinions of female attractiveness on fark are more varied then there are women on this earth. so, when it comes to women judgments on fark, any ambiguity is a world of ambiguity.

/ either that, or i've become autistic to the written word.
 
2012-11-27 05:49:32 PM  

Coelacanth: You know who else has short blonde hair? Power Girl NSFW


God bless 'em. Getting in there and showing the world ho assertive a woman can be. That Power Girl does have some ugly boobs, though

For Power Girl cosplay, the queen is Lady Wolf Star
24.media.tumblr.com

/I don't always fap to cosplay, but when I do, it's Lady Wolf Star
 
2012-11-27 05:49:33 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: Zombie DJ: Apos: Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

Meh. I liked her better with longer hair,

My point exactly.

ok, good, I didn't comment earlier because I wasn't sure if you were trying to say she should not have cut her hair or she had one of those faces. opinions of female attractiveness on fark are more varied then there are women on this earth. so, when it comes to women judgments on fark, any ambiguity is a world of ambiguity.

/ either that, or i've become autistic to the written word.


No worries, man. :)
 
2012-11-27 06:22:44 PM  

Apos: pute kisses like a man: styckx: Apos: styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]

Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531]

Agreed.

short hair's a pretty severe look. you really need the right face before going for it.

Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

[www.glamour.com image 400x582]


She looks like a moon-faced lesbian nun most of the time with that haircut.
 
2012-11-27 07:40:11 PM  

Mega Steve: Coelacanth: You know who else has short blonde hair? Power Girl NSFW

God bless 'em. Getting in there and showing the world ho assertive a woman can be. That Power Girl does have some ugly boobs, though

For Power Girl cosplay, the queen is Lady Wolf Star
[24.media.tumblr.com image 850x637]

/I don't always fap to cosplay, but when I do, it's Lady Wolf Star



Let's see. In the background on the left, you got your typical Fat fan boy wearing shorts because he's too fat to put on man pants. Has his hat on backwards because it's "edgy" with a neck beard, because it's hip. He's holding an "energy" drink by the neck because he's not man enough to grab it by the waist, and wearing chick sox. Also, has a shiatty tattoo for some "hip" reason
Speaking of not man enough to grab it by the waist, he's got this female with a cell phone. And she's wearing "skinny" jeans, with hair in a color not found in nature, with her cellie pointed on the wrong axis, no doubt.
I hope they make beautiful babbys together, and end up underwater with a trailer in Van Nuys.
Also, who's the moon-faced lesbian nun with that weird haircut?
 
2012-11-27 08:28:15 PM  

Mega Steve: /I don't always fap to cosplay, but when I do, it's Lady Wolf Star


I've seen her around a lot on Tumblr. I wouldn't mind going super-villain on her. But there's a MILF Power Girl cosplayer I've seen around I'd strangle an orphanage full of children for.

Here's another blonde with short hair: Angel's Bonbita Link
 
2012-11-27 09:30:10 PM  
Eh, Miley is cute and doesn't seem all farked up. She's definitely no Britney or Lilo.

She's nineteen, she's SUPPOSED to be goofing around with clothes and hair.

/ She's prolly gonna be really fat soon anyway
 
2012-11-28 12:42:32 AM  

Apos: pute kisses like a man: styckx: Apos: styckx: Her man face just doesn't work with short hair.

Now Emma on the other hand.

[i.imgur.com image 545x500]

Not to mention(and making her second 'appearance' today):

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531]

Agreed.

short hair's a pretty severe look. you really need the right face before going for it.

Allow to me to provide an illustration of that important point:

[www.glamour.com image 400x582]


Yeah she needs to grow that back.

topnews.in
 
2012-11-28 02:17:31 AM  
She looks much better now.
More importantly, she looks like a person instead of a product.
 
2012-11-28 11:37:34 AM  

jaytkay: Eh, Miley is cute and doesn't seem all farked up. She's definitely no Britney or Lilo.


GIS "Miley Cake" (NSFW) and say that again.

/trainwreck in progress
//has the voice of a 40 year old with a 3 pack a day habit
 
2012-11-28 12:03:30 PM  

peterthx: jaytkay: Eh, Miley is cute and doesn't seem all farked up. She's definitely no Britney or Lilo.

GIS "Miley Cake" (NSFW) and say that again.

/trainwreck in progress
//has the voice of a 40 year old with a 3 pack a day habit


ZOMG someone brought a stupid penis cake to a party and a teenage girl thought it was funny.

UNBELIEVABLE!! WHAT A WHORE!!
 
2012-11-28 03:20:44 PM  

jaytkay: ZOMG someone brought a stupid penis cake to a party and a teenage girl thought it was funny.

UNBELIEVABLE!! WHAT A WHORE!!


ZOMG! She isn't going to sleep with you. No matter how slutty she is.

/she's still an idiot
 
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