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(WRCB)   New restaurant's burgers advertised as 'sofa king juicy'   ( divider line 63
    More: Amusing, Sofa King Juicy Burgers, Chattanooga Times Free Press, North Shore, restaurants, Waffle House, Carolyn Latiff  
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2012-11-27 10:26:14 AM  
Haters gonna hate.
2012-11-27 10:28:22 AM  
Hah. Some people are sewed Ents.
2012-11-27 10:29:22 AM  
Sponsored by Mad Gab.
2012-11-27 10:29:29 AM  
sorry i like my sex + food separate
2012-11-27 10:29:35 AM  
That's getting Sofa King old
2012-11-27 10:29:52 AM  
pretty we todd did
2012-11-27 10:30:53 AM  
But are the burgers any good?
2012-11-27 10:31:51 AM  
Onion rings made with pancake batter? Liquid nitrogen milkshakes? I'm intrigued.

/glad to see the word 'bacon' is nowhere to be found on that sign
2012-11-27 10:32:03 AM  
Unless you're selling sofas, this idea is Sofa King stupid.

Come to think of it, it's Sofa King stupid anyway.
2012-11-27 10:32:21 AM  
Cue the pics of Buttf**kers from Idiocracy.
2012-11-27 10:32:59 AM  
2012-11-27 10:33:04 AM say funny thing...

/Arise, chicken!
2012-11-27 10:33:13 AM  
Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!
2012-11-27 10:33:15 AM  
I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.
2012-11-27 10:33:42 AM  
And the only reason people eat at Fuddruckers is to hear somebody spoonerize the name.
2012-11-27 10:33:43 AM  
Also my favorite Zappa album
2012-11-27 10:40:18 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate

Did you ever see the movie Tom Jones? You Must watch this!
2012-11-27 10:40:27 AM  

TehBoognish: Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!

Damn, that really was a good album.
2012-11-27 10:41:08 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate
2012-11-27 10:42:57 AM  
Tenderly tenderized by the buttcrack of the apocalypse. That is what sofa king implies to me.
2012-11-27 10:44:15 AM
2012-11-27 10:45:04 AM  
You can get your USDA minimum daily requirement of derp FTA comments, alone.
2012-11-27 10:45:38 AM  
I still say "we tall did" enunciates better.
2012-11-27 10:45:54 AM  
Mrs. Henry just put new slip covers on our sofa which means I'm not allowed to eat juicy burgers on it - or fornicate on it either.
Spillage & stains, man!
2012-11-27 10:46:06 AM
2012-11-27 10:46:59 AM  
Paging Mike Hunt...Mike Hunt?
2012-11-27 10:47:32 AM  

kpaxoid: But are the burgers any good?

It's no Big Kahuna Burger.
2012-11-27 10:47:48 AM
2012-11-27 10:53:33 AM  
taste my burger it's the same type of quality you'd expect from the Sofa King. except it's not furniture. and you can eat it.
2012-11-27 10:53:35 AM
2012-11-27 10:54:05 AM  

Frankenstorm: [ image 500x333]

Every time I went there the "I got it in the Bunghole" T-shirts were sold out.
2012-11-27 10:56:37 AM  
I remember the first time I saw (or even heard of) the store. Back in the '90s. Good times.
2012-11-27 10:58:36 AM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.

And order the Cream of sum yung gai
2012-11-27 11:04:04 AM 

And, just for good luck:
2012-11-27 11:12:46 AM
2012-11-27 11:13:20 AM  
I'm going to give it a shot. The name is stupid for a burger joint, but i support it since it's gotten all the fundies panties in a bunch.
2012-11-27 11:13:35 AM  
Gene Masseth!
2012-11-27 11:14:28 AM
2012-11-27 11:14:57 AM  

DeathCipris: say funny thing...

[ image 512x384]

/Arise, chicken!

Done here.
2012-11-27 11:20:27 AM  
My Dixie wrecked
2012-11-27 11:25:23 AM  
"Edgy". "Racy".

The name's so edgy the Baylor student quoted in tfa had to read the flyer five times before he caught on. I guess it's more than just edgy, it's ed-jaaaaay.
2012-11-27 11:30:58 AM  

Eeteetoo: My Dixie wrecked

my dixcast rated
2012-11-27 11:34:37 AM
2012-11-27 11:37:18 AM
2012-11-27 11:44:02 AM
2012-11-27 11:52:09 AM  
I have an idea for their pool table room. Off-a-cue. Get it? Off-a-cue.
2012-11-27 12:33:22 PM  
Master Bait Shop?
2012-11-27 12:57:42 PM  
Sofa King unoriginal

2012-11-27 12:57:44 PM  
this is just childish, sophomoric humor that appeals to the least common denominator of humanity.
2012-11-27 12:58:47 PM  
Sofa Kingdom
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