Headso: A chainsaw is no match for a thrown balled up bed sheet.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Must be tough to argue crime of passion if you have to prime your weapon 15 times and drop-start it 4 or 5. "I swear it just went off!"
busy chillin': I have never been able to start a chainsaw with mughshot goodness. I always have to pull the chord.
Sybarite: busy chillin': I have never been able to start a chainsaw with mughshot goodness. I always have to pull the chord.Your chainsaw starts via music? That's an unusual feature.
fireclown: [www.productwiki.com image 800x419]Just get yourself one 'o these.
Bermuda59: No Thunderdome references?
jfivealive: If only he were skilled in starting chainsaws, if only he had practiced more, if only he had trained enough to be a chainsaw master, then he would be master bates.
Sticky Hands: IDK, I think it makes more sense to threaten first.that way you don't have to yell over the noise of the saw.even then, you would probably have to turn it off for them to know what you are saying.
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