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(Some Pro-Life Guy)   "Pornography is a plague upon our generation, a devil in our veins, and that it must be exorcised before it reaches our heart and destroys our capacity to love once and for all." Well I bet this guy is a blast at parties   (lifesitenews.com ) divider line
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2991 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Nov 2012 at 11:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-27 09:53:51 AM  
devil in our veins? more like a devil in our penises if you know what i mean
 
2012-11-27 09:54:03 AM  
Porn addiction? Dude, my guess is that you have other issues that manifested certain symptoms such as your obsession with porn.

Judging by the author's righteous anti-porn crusade, he still has those issues.

/I'm assuming this article isn't some sort of satire.
 
2012-11-27 09:58:06 AM  
You're one skeevy looking motherf*cker and stop projecting your f*cking issues on the rest of us, sicko.
 
2012-11-27 10:00:07 AM  

Jackson Herring: devil in our veins? more like a devil in our penises if you know what i mean


Maybe he specifically meant the devil within the veins within the penis. Escher's penis, if you will.
 
2012-11-27 10:00:50 AM  
The article is telling me that John Jalsevac is a very sick person.

Once Obamacare kicks in you should be able to get the help you need, dude. So hang in there.
 
2012-11-27 10:16:41 AM  
...that pornography use among women is growing astronomically.

This is bad news?

Come on man. The only bad thing porn of your generation has done is foster a fear of body hair.
 
2012-11-27 10:17:08 AM  
I'm confused. Why is this vampire expounding so much on jerking it to internet porn?

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 10:17:08 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're one skeevy looking motherf*cker and stop projecting your f*cking issues on the rest of us, sicko.


It took God to keep him from obsessively shucking his corn, so it should be good for the rest of us!

I don't have a porn problem. Leave me the fark alone.
 
2012-11-27 10:18:29 AM  

kid_icarus: I'm confused. Why is this vampire expounding so much on jerking it to internet porn?

[i76.photobucket.com image 135x167]


Confession is good for the soul. And recalling epic fap sessions.
 
2012-11-27 10:21:59 AM  

Diogenes: kid_icarus: I'm confused. Why is this vampire expounding so much on jerking it to internet porn?

[i76.photobucket.com image 135x167]

Confession is good for the soul. And recalling epic fap sessions.


Seriously...I've never written so many words about jerking off before. This guy obviously thinks about it a LOT. What level of fapception is it when you're jerking off to the thought of jerking off?
 
2012-11-27 10:26:33 AM  

Diogenes: kid_icarus: I'm confused. Why is this vampire expounding so much on jerking it to internet porn?

[i76.photobucket.com image 135x167]

Confession is good for the soul. And recalling epic fap sessions.


"Dear Diary,

Today, I learned of something called an 'epic fap session.' It's good to have goals, isn't it, Dear Diary?

Your friend,
-V"
 
2012-11-27 10:36:19 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Today, I learned of something called an 'epic fap session.' It's good to have goals, isn't it, Dear Diary?


"Epic Fap Session": Whacking it while Faith No More's Epic plays in the background, and finishing during the last notes played on the piano.
 
2012-11-27 10:36:27 AM  
For the next ten years or so, I would fight a sometimes-desperate fight with this devil - for devil it is - with occasional successes, and more failures than I care to remember. And but for the grace of patient and loving parents, the influence of a remarkable woman who is now my wife, and a resurgent relationship with an all-merciful God, I shudder to think down what dark paths it might have led me.

The path of looking at more porn?
 
2012-11-27 10:38:42 AM  
Note: This is Part I of a five part series on pornography. Tomorrow: Porn, Angel or a Devil?

MMmmmmm, Angel in a devil's outfit. Or the french maid. Or whatever.

This is the social bullsh*t that the GOP needs to jettison if they want to be taken seriously. Small government my ass.
 
2012-11-27 10:43:47 AM  
What he is saying is that he needs it beaten out of him.
 
2012-11-27 10:56:17 AM  
I would exercise this demon...

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2012-11-27 11:04:15 AM  

mahuika: Jackson Herring: devil in our veins? more like a devil in our penises if you know what i mean

Maybe he specifically meant the devil within the veins within the penis. Escher's penis, if you will.


Pornography: the devin within our corpus cavernosum
 
2012-11-27 11:06:17 AM  
Pussy's out of the bag I'm afraid.
 
2012-11-27 11:06:42 AM  
Look pal, some of us are completely unlovable with or without porn. At least let us look.
 
2012-11-27 11:08:09 AM  

kid_icarus: Diogenes: kid_icarus: I'm confused. Why is this vampire expounding so much on jerking it to internet porn?

[i76.photobucket.com image 135x167]

Confession is good for the soul. And recalling epic fap sessions.

Seriously...I've never written so many words about jerking off before. This guy obviously thinks about it a LOT. What level of fapception is it when you're jerking off to the thought of jerking off?


If you write or draw erotica/porn, and you jerk off to your material...is it mental masturbation?

/THANK YOU!
 
2012-11-27 11:08:13 AM  
I feel the same way about smooth jazz. Doesn't mean I want it to be illegal.

Incidentally, if you want a really fun time with friends, watch Cyber-Seduction: His Secret Life. It's a Lifetime movie about a teenage boy who becomes addicted to Internet porn and it is farking hilarious.

Watch the trailer here. And the whole movie is on Youtube, too.
 
2012-11-27 11:09:35 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-27 11:10:08 AM  
Nice perm, bro.
 
2012-11-27 11:10:09 AM  
Sounds more like this guy got in trouble with his wife for looking at porn and now she's making him renounce everything as part of a public shaming spectacle to get back in her good graces.

Whimp.
 
2012-11-27 11:11:01 AM  

Bloody William: I feel the same way about smooth jazz. Doesn't mean I want it to be illegal.

Incidentally, if you want a really fun time with friends, watch Cyber-Seduction: His Secret Life. It's a Lifetime movie about a teenage boy who becomes addicted to Internet porn and it is farking hilarious.

Watch the trailer here. And the whole movie is on Youtube, too.


LOL. Seen it. I loves me a bad Lifetime movie (yes, that's redundant).
 
2012-11-27 11:12:42 AM  
The most enthusiastic evangelists of the sexual revolution are wont to argue that the solution to shame and guilt is to speak more openly and casually about sex, as we might about the weather, or our health. Never mind that no one is convinced, because in our heart of hearts we know that sex is not the weather, is not our health - that it is something infinitely more strange, more powerful, more beautiful...

Sex is a wonderful, beautiful thing (which should never, ever be mentioned by anyone because I find it shameful).
 
2012-11-27 11:13:25 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The article is telling me that John Jalsevac is a very sick person.

Once Obamacare kicks in you should be able to get the help you need, dude. So hang in there.


Canadian. He's not taking advantage of the care he's already entitled to,
 
2012-11-27 11:15:31 AM  

www.lifesitenews.com
My porn addiction

cdn1.hark.com
biatch! Stop jerking it. Put the dick down!

 
2012-11-27 11:15:49 AM  
I had sex with a lot of women in the 90's

BAN WOMEN!!!
 
2012-11-27 11:15:57 AM  
All men see within themselves something terrifying. Wise men accept the existence of that thing and truly strive to overcome it. Fools deny the existence within themselves and instead project its existence on the rest of the world.
 
2012-11-27 11:16:15 AM  
just when i think i have seen the most punchable face on the internet, the internet throws a curveball like this at me.
seriously, i opened the link and was full on NOPE and closed the tab.
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-27 11:17:06 AM  

Jackson Herring: devil in our veins? more like a devil in our penises if you know what i mean


Or the devil in Miss Jones.
 
2012-11-27 11:17:33 AM  
Keep saying this, fundies, you're just making more atheists. Atheists with smooth palms and good finger dexterity, and occasionally sore wrists.
 
2012-11-27 11:17:48 AM  
Guess who has the sickest porn collection that he is ashamed of?
 
2012-11-27 11:18:14 AM  
abusing it for our own selfish ends

Oh, you feel bad about jacking it every chance you got.

This is Part I of a five part series on pornography

So glad God helped you get over your obsession.

"Honest, honey, I was just doing research!"
 
2012-11-27 11:18:50 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: abusing it for our own selfish ends

Oh, you feel bad about jacking it every chance you got.


I do too, but I've almost perfected how to tie the knot around the doorknob.
 
2012-11-27 11:18:55 AM  
Apparently, they would rather guys work off their sexual frustration by something more innocent, such as casual sex or love less marriages, instead of the devil's playground of lust and fappatude.
 
2012-11-27 11:21:40 AM  
Don't worry, guys.

I have several gigs of porn backed up on multiple CDs, DVDs, flash drives, and other locations.

If the bastards ever manage to get porn banned, I can repopulate the internet with it once the ban is lifted.

I got this.
 
2012-11-27 11:22:38 AM  
I have to admit, during the Hurricane Sandy blackout, I was deeply missing my internet porn, to the extent that I was anxious and in a bad mood sometimes. I may have a bit of a problem.
 
2012-11-27 11:23:53 AM  
He's not addicted to porn. Has he ever sucked dick for porn?
 
2012-11-27 11:24:10 AM  

doczoidberg: Don't worry, guys.

I have several gigs of porn backed up on multiple CDs, DVDs, flash drives, and other locations.

If the bastards ever manage to get porn banned, I can repopulate the internet with it once the ban is lifted.

I got this.


I see potential problem. In addition to eradicating porn on the internets, this guy might also send the cops to your house to get your stash.
I think the only safe path is for you to post some here that others may assist you in your archival pursuits.
 
2012-11-27 11:26:01 AM  

Makh: What he is saying is that he needs it beaten out of him.


I think it needs to be beaten off of him instead.

/he needs to spank the monkey on his back.
 
2012-11-27 11:26:21 AM  
Pornography makes you unhappy with the women that are actually willing to have sex with you.
 
2012-11-27 11:27:30 AM  

doczoidberg: Don't worry, guys.

I have several gigs of porn backed up on multiple CDs, DVDs, flash drives, and other locations.

If the bastards ever manage to get porn banned, I can repopulate the internet with it once the ban is lifted.

I got this.


hero.jpg
 
2012-11-27 11:27:45 AM  
Percent chance this guy is a loudmouth "small-government" conservative?
 
2012-11-27 11:28:04 AM  

doczoidberg: Don't worry, guys.

I have several gigs of porn backed up on multiple CDs, DVDs, flash drives, and other locations.

If the bastards ever manage to get porn banned, I can repopulate the internet with it once the ban is lifted.

I got this.


We probably need to divide this up. I've got the fetish porn handled. I'm assuming you've got hardcore handled.

Anyone want to archive the softcore stuff?

/Not addicted to porn
//Just a connoisseur with a large collection of it.
 
2012-11-27 11:29:42 AM  

Nurglitch: He's not addicted to porn. Has he ever sucked dick for porn?


Precisely. Get back to me when you've missed 2 days of work and are risking getting fired because you've been in your apartment for the past 2 days with the lights off and the blinds closed, out of control in a furious masturbation binge. At some point, the splooge and your tears just all begin to look the same.
 
2012-11-27 11:30:31 AM  
It's not porn that he's addicted to, but the guilt he enjoys punishing himself afterwards.

He should just see an escort willing to stomp his balls. problem solved
 
2012-11-27 11:30:38 AM  

doczoidberg: Don't worry, guys.

I have several gigs of porn backed up on multiple CDs, DVDs, flash drives, and other locations.

If the bastards ever manage to get porn banned, I can repopulate the internet with it once the ban is lifted.

I got this.


Re-pornofy the internet? I've got the man-on-man porn category covered.
 
2012-11-27 11:31:20 AM  

kid_icarus: Nurglitch: He's not addicted to porn. Has he ever sucked dick for porn?

Precisely. Get back to me when you've missed 2 days of work and are risking getting fired because you've been in your apartment for the past 2 days with the lights off and the blinds closed, out of control in a furious masturbation binge. At some point, the splooge and your tears just all begin to look the same.


*fap*fap*fap*fap*
 
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