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(International Business Times)   "...and after the swimsuit parade, we now move to the firing range to see our lovely contestants compete in the weapons stripdown, reassemble and live-fire exercise"   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 71
    More: Scary, organized crimes, Heriberto Gamez, Sinaloa, Mexican state, beauty contests  
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2012-11-27 10:43:49 AM  
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I'm ok with this.


/I need this thread
 
2012-11-27 11:18:09 AM  
What a waste.
/how long has she been dead?
//You mean I still have a chance??
 
2012-11-27 11:18:52 AM  
"Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread




...Its all yours, buddy.
 
2012-11-27 11:19:57 AM  
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...
 
2012-11-27 11:20:19 AM  
I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)
 
2012-11-27 11:20:33 AM  
"...and after the swimsuit parade, we now move to the firing range to see our lovely contestants compete in the weapons stripdown, reassemble and live-fire exercise indoors to see our lovely contestants compete to rebuild a carburetor blindfolded."
 
2012-11-27 11:20:38 AM  
$5 says she got shot by her drug dealing cartel boyfriend.
 
2012-11-27 11:22:38 AM  

vice_magnet: This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...


My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
 
2012-11-27 11:23:03 AM  
Ugh... headline suggests hot chicks with guns thread, article however turns this thread into waste management...
 
2012-11-27 11:24:25 AM  
DNRTFA Gun porn?
 
2012-11-27 11:24:33 AM  
I submitted the CNN version of this article with the headline:

After shootout between Army and drug gang, Mexican beauty queen iS in a loa place. These shootouts are no Gamez
 
2012-11-27 11:24:52 AM  
 
2012-11-27 11:25:35 AM  

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread



...Its all yours, buddy.


darwinisms.com
 
2012-11-27 11:26:10 AM  
 
2012-11-27 11:26:45 AM  

iheartscotch: $5 says she got shot by her drug dealing cartel boyfriend.


Total*Guess
 
2012-11-27 11:27:36 AM  

KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)


oooh...Tommy Shaw - thanks for the ear worm
 
2012-11-27 11:27:49 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img15.imageshack.us image 423x474]

I'm ok with this.


/I need this thread


I got this...

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2012-11-27 11:30:04 AM  
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2012-11-27 11:30:21 AM  
Right, so, in Honor of Stealth Hippopotemous, Hippope, Hippocrates (dammit, iPad, you are NOT helping)... In honor of that guy up there:
I declare this a gun girl thread.

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2012-11-27 11:32:00 AM  
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2012-11-27 11:32:18 AM  
Seriously? That stupid farking page autoplays 2 videos on load? WTF?
 
2012-11-27 11:32:28 AM  
Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.
 
2012-11-27 11:33:19 AM  

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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pretty darn good looking for a ladyboy

 
2012-11-27 11:37:33 AM  

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


There is a portion of the female population out there that like to be treated like shiate and then biatch about it. But they will do it over and over again.
Just like there are guys who like to date controlling women. Rinse, repeat, rinse.....
 
2012-11-27 11:45:45 AM  
I'm not usually good about women and weapons.
*shivers*
Thirty years ago and I'm still leery of women and weapons.
 
2012-11-27 11:47:18 AM  

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


LOL, because having poor judgment in boyfriends means someone deserves to be assaulted or murdered. You sure sound like a catch.
 
2012-11-27 11:48:41 AM  

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


You sound like someone who has rage issues about his lack of dating power.
 
2012-11-27 11:49:02 AM  
I really hope there is no violence in this world...no more lives lost in vain...peace is beautiful
http://videogamearchives.org/ | http://prepaidandroid.info/
 
2012-11-27 11:49:38 AM  
"Hey you made me drop my copy of Guns & Pussy!"

/obscure?
 
2012-11-27 11:51:36 AM  
I really hope there is no violence in this world...no more lives lost in vain...peace is beautiful...
Video Game Archives | Prepaid Android
 
2012-11-27 11:52:08 AM  

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


The reason chicks aren't dating you is because they already have a pussy.
 
2012-11-27 11:56:04 AM  

KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)



Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but

Bikini girls with machine guns

Bikini girls with machine guns

All this stuff will kill ya, it's all loaded with fun

Bikini girls with machine guns
 
2012-11-27 11:57:35 AM  
There is only one response to a beauty queen who enjoys shooting. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-27 12:01:25 PM  

Magorn: KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)


Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but

Bikini girls with machine guns

Bikini girls with machine guns

All this stuff will kill ya, it's all loaded with fun

Bikini girls with machine guns


+1

/You deserve a skillet full of Shortenin' Bread
 
2012-11-27 12:01:53 PM  
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2012-11-27 12:04:09 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I got this...


BLESS YOU KIND SIR!

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2012-11-27 12:06:22 PM  
Am I the only one who read the headline and figured it was about an Israeli beauty pageant?
 
2012-11-27 12:13:51 PM  

way south: In honor of that guy up there:
I declare this a gun girl thread.

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Then don't try to pass off fakes as real guns. Airsoft.


For SHAME.
 
2012-11-27 12:19:44 PM  
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2012-11-27 12:29:00 PM  
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Nice but she probably has a typical Latino temper and would go off half cocked.
 
2012-11-27 12:30:08 PM  
Saw the numbers on this thread jump, hoped it was because someone would post some gunchick porn... Thank you...

To the rest of you sourpussies who want to argue about relationships... go find a different thread damnit... maybe the Fox News a few links down the list...

Keep up gentlemen...

Maybe throw in some Kari Byron pics while you're at it...
 
2012-11-27 12:30:59 PM  

heili skrimsli: Then don't try to pass off fakes as real guns. Airsoft.


For SHAME.



This is no where near the first time we've posted fake "guns" on here, nor the last!

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mmmm really big! and really fake!
 
2012-11-27 12:33:33 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194] 

Nice but she probably has a typical Latino temper and would go off half cocked.


Latino's don't go off half cocked... they go off full cocked and if you're lucky you'll have half cock left...

But... they crazy in the sack and gush puddles when you give them an O...

Kind of like high risk sports... the ride is fantastic, but it could get you killed, maimed, or paralyzed, and you aren't walking away without some bruises for certain...
 
2012-11-27 12:33:59 PM  

Absurdity: Am I the only one who read the headline and figured it was about an Israeli beauty pageant?


Not until I got to this:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: img717.imageshack.us

 
2012-11-27 12:34:14 PM  

Theaetetus: fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.

You sound like someone who has rage issues about his lack of dating power.



Nice try. Started dating at 15, met future Mrs. Fickenchucker at 19, married at 21, and still married 22 years later.

And if she got hit by a bus and I had to date again, I would still not give a shiat about chicks who prefer to date bad boys. Maybe screw a few, but not really give a shiat.
 
2012-11-27 12:40:06 PM  

Inchoate: LOL, because having poor judgment in boyfriends means someone deserves to be assaulted or murdered. You sure sound like a catch.


If your poor choice in boyfriends leads to you taking part in a shootout with the Army... I think it does in fact mean that you are reaping the consequences of your actions.
 
2012-11-27 12:41:00 PM  

wingding: [i273.photobucket.com image 533x800]


Oh yes........
 
2012-11-27 12:46:56 PM  

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread



...Its all yours, buddy.


assuming that dittybopper is too busy polishing his musket to answer this one but yes - getting shot at any close range will leave residue on your bullet riddled corpse.

i'm sure there's a wiki about it

or any number of CSI: fill in the blank with a city and

"yeaaaaaaahhhh!"
 
2012-11-27 12:52:38 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus:
This is no where near the first time we've posted fake "guns" on here, nor the last!


mmmm really big! and really fake!


I wasn't referring to the tits. I was referring to that plastic piece of crap behind her ass.
 
2012-11-27 12:52:53 PM  
and don't think i'm just all big fancy words

www.poconogunsupplies.com
 
2012-11-27 12:55:04 PM  
So, which is hotter?
Real Tits holding a fake gun
Fake tits holding a real gun?
 
2012-11-27 12:56:32 PM  

heili skrimsli: I wasn't referring to the tits. I was referring to that plastic piece of crap behind her ass.


I was being pun-y. That's why I used the quote marks
 
2012-11-27 01:02:47 PM  
This thread must be kept alive

For the love of God...please.
 
2012-11-27 01:10:23 PM  

wippit: vice_magnet: This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.


I must master it as I must master my life.
 
2012-11-27 01:32:24 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So, which is hotter?
Real Tits holding a fake gun
Fake tits holding a real gun?


How bout some hot men with guns?

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2012-11-27 01:34:49 PM  
This is mine:
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2012-11-27 01:38:30 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So, which is hotter?
Real Tits holding a fake gun
Fake tits holding a real gun?


I say: keep it real.

Real guns and real guns.

I'll take a petite lady with a Beretta Jetfire next to a target she shot the middle out of herself over a bottle-blond with aftermarket parts and an Airsoft SAW.

And keep your finger off the trigger, damn it.
 
2012-11-27 01:45:31 PM  
A sometimes pleasant relationship between beauty pageants and organized crime? I wonder if there was a little lost in translation thing goin on here.
 
2012-11-27 02:07:01 PM  

Inchoate: LOL, because having poor judgment in boyfriends means someone deserves to be assaulted or murdered.


Deserves? No. Bears some responsibility for their misfortune? Yes. It's called contributory negligence and the concept has been part of common law for at least a millennium.

If you're a victim once, it's sad and you do deserve pity, especially if you didn't know any better. If you keep setting yourself up to be victimized over and over again in exactly the same way, then you're partially at fault for failing to change your behavior.

It's kind of hard to feel bad for people who don't learn from their mistakes and set themselves up as Darwin Award nominees.
 
2012-11-27 02:11:01 PM  

plausdeny: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So, which is hotter?
Real Tits holding a fake gun
Fake tits holding a real gun?

I say: keep it real.

Real guns and real guns.

I'll take a petite lady with a Beretta Jetfire next to a target she shot the middle out of herself over a bottle-blond with aftermarket parts and an Airsoft SAW.

And keep your finger off the trigger, damn it.


farm9.staticflickr.com

It's an atrocious grip, but the only way I could manage to take the picture with the webcam. I need to do a better pic.
 
2012-11-27 02:12:20 PM  
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2012-11-27 02:19:00 PM  
Why all the pin-up post when there are hot girls who can actually shoot and look good doing it.

wichitaobserver.com

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2012-11-27 02:23:54 PM  
where did I leave that book mark. Was it in here?
 
2012-11-27 03:02:39 PM  
SCARY TAG? not at all... me likeeee
 
2012-11-27 03:15:14 PM  
My gal likes to throw parties at her house. Shooting parties.

We usually throw something on the smoker on the back porch and shoot off the front porch (not all front porches face the road ya know). It's always a good time, especially because you never know what our friends might bring to shoot.

/she also rides her own motorcycle
//and likes fireworks
///I am a lucky, lucky man
 
2012-11-27 05:03:12 PM  

the_end_is_rear: fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.

There is a portion of the female population out there that like to be treated like shiate and then biatch about it. But they will do it over and over again.
Just like there are guys who like to date controlling women. Rinse, repeat, rinse.....


I Miss the Misery I don't like a kick in the face
/Hailstorm chick is hot
 
2012-11-27 06:23:43 PM  

davidab: /HailstormHalestorm chick is hot


/FTFY
 
2012-11-27 06:29:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194] 

Nice but she probably has a typical Latino temper and would go off half cocked.


What is it with you and way south? I am fairly sure this one falls under Latina.
i.dailymail.co.uk

that being said, Latina or Latino, the temper is something that could get you killed all on its own.
 
2012-11-27 06:38:56 PM  

BHShaman: Why all the pin-up post when there are hot girls who can actually shoot and look good doing it.

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She shoots well enough
 
2012-11-27 07:22:35 PM  
crow202.org
It's a ray gun, not a slug-thrower, but the general concept is valid....
 
2012-11-28 06:52:14 PM  

inner ted: and don't think i'm just all big fancy words

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Yeah, that airsoft gun is total fail. The barrel of a USP (which it is based off of) needs to tilt in order for the action to cycle. Mounting a forward compensator locked on to the accessory rail like that would mean that the compensator would need to have an open top, which that toy clearly doesn't. No good.

But you know what is good? Masuimi Max's good stuff.
 
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