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(Contact Music)   Charlie Sheen was such a bad influence on Angus T that the poor kid thinks God is talking to him   (contactmusic.com) divider line 101
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2012-11-27 10:11:59 AM  

zedster: The Seventh-day Adventist Position Statement on Vegetarian Diets


See, that's the problem with people trying to push health food. They always make it look so disgusting. Consider the first picture. Everyone farking likes pasta, but somehow they made it look terrible. And the same with the picture of fruit farther down. For some inexplicable reason, they always use the color palette from those books from the late seventies that were printed in dark brown ink on light brown paper.
 
2012-11-27 10:12:24 AM  
Didn't even know he was on the show....



/so sad...he was a great guy
 
2012-11-27 10:13:20 AM  

ChipNASA: Didn't even know he was on the show....



/so sad...he was a great guy


upload.wikimedia.org

/hard to make a joke when FARK.COM dumps the image aholes...
 
2012-11-27 10:13:44 AM  
In my semi-tired state this morning, I was wondering why a rock & roll guitarist was telling me not to watch a show I don't watch anyway. Then I realized they were talking about the fat kid from the show. I felt foolish, and took consolation in the bagpipe solo. 

one would think Chuck Lorre might be able to find actors who won't badmouth either him or the show they work on.
 
2012-11-27 10:14:31 AM  
sounds like angus...
*sunglasses*
has a beef with someone.

/YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
//holy crap that works
 
2012-11-27 10:14:32 AM  
Hands up, who's actually watching Two and a Half Men?
 
2012-11-27 10:15:19 AM  

doczoidberg: Just as I predicted, now that this kid is getting fired, they're going to change the name of the show to "Two Men."
Then, when Ashton Kutcher leaves, they'll change it to "One Man." "Duckie Lives Alone".
And, when John Cryer kills himself, the show will be retitled to "No One."

Mark my words -- that's when it will TRULY take off.

 
2012-11-27 10:19:51 AM  
I saw two episodes of this once when I was too lazy to find the remote and I thought why not just check it out, it can't possibly be as bad as I think it is. But yeah it's a pretty stupid show. Nothing interesting happens. Nothing clever. Predictable lines. I think any random person could write a show better than this. I don't understand how it makes enough money to still be on the air let alone to pay the actors so much.
 
2012-11-27 10:19:52 AM  
.5 man has been duped
 
2012-11-27 10:20:42 AM  
Seriously? The kid earns $350K/episode? He's little more than a prop. Millions of kids could do what he does.

And whatever you think of Two and a Half Men, millions of people couldn't do what John Cryer does.
 
2012-11-27 10:22:26 AM  
What are the odds a child star would grow up abnormally? That never happens.
 
2012-11-27 10:23:22 AM  

zedster: Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.


 My boss is a SDA, she wont eat pork or shellfish or yes basically anything not "kosher" but other meats she will eat. Her whole family is that way (all SDA) while many do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle it is optional. Several of my co-workers are SDA as well and follow the same guideline. Between them the couple of JWs and myself (Mormon) the break room is full of hilarity as we swap stories. We absolutely love when people (from outside of our respective religions) tell us erroneously what we can and can't do.

/Mormons can't eat turkey, tryptophan is a drug...
//JW can't go out after dark
///SDA can't even touch meat or will go to hell.
 
2012-11-27 10:24:24 AM  
Yeah, the show is full of "filth".
Filthy bad acting, partly done by him.
Filthy bad writing, apparently done by a cagefull of chimps typing at random.
Filthy bad direction that makes each episode stumble forward onto it's face at every turn, and manages to make 22 minutes an interminable length of time.
Filthy, stupid, retarded sexist humor that stopped being funny in 1959.
The sleazy, nudge-nudge, wink-wink content is the least of it's offenses.
It's really very, very badly done, and everyone associated with it (including it's audience) should be ashamed, and seriously consider suicide.
 
2012-11-27 10:24:24 AM  
If it's any consolation, adventists don't go in for that secret rapture/left behind/kirk cameron stuff...
My wife assures me that only about 50% of adventists are vegetarians (Her family being in the other 50%).....I suspect most stay away from ham.

/vegetarian by marrage
 
2012-11-27 10:24:44 AM  

moothemagiccow: Hands up, who's actually watching Two and a Half Men?


I was told not to by Fark, or else I would not be a cool Farker. Also, I need to come in to this thread and make fun of the kid or I'm not Farkworthy.
 
2012-11-27 10:24:49 AM  

moothemagiccow: Hands up, who's actually watching Two and a Half Men?


I do from time to time. It's like eating junk food. It's easy and takes little to no effort. After a day of work I just don't need Shakespearean theater, I want to see the hot chick of the week and simple humour.

/Bring the hate!
//Feed me more!
 
2012-11-27 10:29:20 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I'm just going to talk about how much I want to bang Miley Cyrus in every one of these threads since it looks like they'll be a lot of them



I hear she loves cake
 
2012-11-27 10:30:05 AM  
so this kid quit right? couldn't stand it or the money and just up and quit and gave all the money to jesus. right?
 
2012-11-27 10:31:18 AM  

aagrajag: I'd be amused to find that actively bad-mouthing his show might violate his contract.


I'm guessing they'll McClean Stevenson him the same way they did Charlie.
 
2012-11-27 10:33:18 AM  
I was taught that when I start lose it that I need to seek professional help. Actually if I were making that kind of money to walk through scenes and occasionally speak a few lines, I would take the money and go do indie films for free if I was feeling unfilled as an actor.
 
2012-11-27 10:33:39 AM  

jso2897: Yeah, the show is full of "filth".
Filthy bad acting, partly done by him.
Filthy bad writing, apparently done by a cagefull of chimps typing at random.
Filthy bad direction that makes each episode stumble forward onto it's face at every turn, and manages to make 22 minutes an interminable length of time.
Filthy, stupid, retarded sexist humor that stopped being funny in 1959.
The sleazy, nudge-nudge, wink-wink content is the least of it's offenses.
It's really very, very badly done, and everyone associated with it (including it's audience) should be ashamed, and seriously consider suicide.


And yet... Chuck Lorre is responsible for 'Big Bang Theory' as well.

Maybe he took his hands off the wheel for too long.
 
2012-11-27 10:34:41 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I'm just going to talk about how much I want to bang Miley Cyrus in every one of these threads since it looks like they'll be a lot of them


i1171.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 10:35:38 AM  

vudukungfu: You're talking about it.


In the context, I think it is valid. But at breakfast, I don't need to make sexual remarks while the waitress is getting my eggs and sausage ready. In the elevator at work, I can avoid making a "going down" quip. During a football game, my talk of tight ends and wide receivers will not result in a boner or anyone getting moist.
 
2012-11-27 10:35:40 AM  
Could be worse, he could have joined Scientology
 
2012-11-27 10:36:51 AM  
If he can't stand Hollywood he should stay the hell away from politics.

/chalk is not for everyone.
 
2012-11-27 10:36:53 AM  
The shame of it is, his gig on two and a half men is rapidly coming too an end (either because the show is doing poorly, or they will replace him). When that show is over, who's going to hire him? His only real reference is a show even he hates!

He's about to discover what many, many people have already discovered - the money won't last. An even harder revelation? Getting more money will require hard work - and matching his childhood peak will likely never happen again.

If the people advising him actually cared about him, they would tell him to stop burning bridges. Often it's not just who you know - but who you didn't piss off.
 
2012-11-27 10:36:58 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Tat'dGreaser: I'm just going to talk about how much I want to bang Miley Cyrus in every one of these threads since it looks like they'll be a lot of them

[i1171.photobucket.com image 458x578]


Sorry, still hot
 
2012-11-27 10:37:52 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Eh, some people get into crazy religious shiat around that age. It can be a form of rebellion, actually.

/ Sometimes they even get out afterwards


OR schizoprenia starts at about that age in males... Women usually get diagnosed as 'bi-polar' until later, when they do something totally bat-shiat crazy, then their Doc says "Oh gee whiz, maybe you're schiz00oOOoo Oh-My-Bad....."
 
2012-11-27 10:38:20 AM  

Bermuda59: Could be worse, he could have joined Scientology


He doesn't make enough money.
 
2012-11-27 10:38:31 AM  
that would be funny if his name was Angus CBO burger
 
2012-11-27 10:39:00 AM  

ObscureNameHere: jso2897: Yeah, the show is full of "filth".
Filthy bad acting, partly done by him.
Filthy bad writing, apparently done by a cagefull of chimps typing at random.
Filthy bad direction that makes each episode stumble forward onto it's face at every turn, and manages to make 22 minutes an interminable length of time.
Filthy, stupid, retarded sexist humor that stopped being funny in 1959.
The sleazy, nudge-nudge, wink-wink content is the least of it's offenses.
It's really very, very badly done, and everyone associated with it (including it's audience) should be ashamed, and seriously consider suicide.

And yet... Chuck Lorre is responsible for 'Big Bang Theory' as well.

Maybe he took his hands off the wheel for too long.


Maybe the 'A' team writers migrated to Lorre's other projects years ago?
 
2012-11-27 10:39:39 AM  
I worked with a Seventh Day Adventist. Sweet guy. Sweet family. They were vegan. Every Friday, he left early for sundown reasons.

/CSF
 
2012-11-27 10:40:18 AM  
He needed God to tell him that? Kind of figured it out all by my lonesome when Chuck Lorre expected me to laugh at Courtney Thorne-Smith vomiting, farting, and shiatting herself.
 
2012-11-27 10:40:24 AM  
I've only ever watch a few episodes of his show and none recently so I'm very surprised and impressed that he lost all his fat like that. I am not impressed that he is following in Kirk Cameron's foot steps.
 
2012-11-27 10:42:02 AM  
The show spent years telling us he had a room temperature IQ and the kids acting did a very good job of convincing us that he was really that dumb. Either the kid is a genius actor or he really has a room temperature IQ. I gonna say room temperature.
 
2012-11-27 10:44:04 AM  

Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.


You have lousy friends.
 
2012-11-27 10:44:20 AM  

Private_Citizen: The shame of it is, his gig on two and a half men is rapidly coming too an end (either because the show is doing poorly, or they will replace him). When that show is over, who's going to hire him? His only real reference is a show even he hates!

It's doing well, but they are ending it this year. Or at least everyone is quitting. It took some doing for CBS to get everyone to come back for this season, much less next year's. And the wife and I think that the Kutcher years are better than the last three of Sheen's, at least.

/The wife LOVES Two and a Half Men, although not as much as Apt 23 or 30 Rock or Big Bang Theory or 2 Broke Girls or Simpsons or Neighbors or Happy Endings or Community or American Dad or ...
//Damn, it's a good time for sitcoms.
 
2012-11-27 10:44:48 AM  
So... I guess he is replacing 'Tiger Blood' with Jesus Blood?
 
2012-11-27 10:45:24 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: moothemagiccow: Hands up, who's actually watching Two and a Half Men?

I was told not to by Fark, or else I would not be a cool Farker. Also, I need to come in to this thread and make fun of the kid or I'm not Farkworthy.


heh. good one. yep, lotta hipster "i don't watch that crap" in this thread.

well, i do. i watch maybe 6 hours of television a week, mostly sports....but, two and a half men made me laugh for 30 minutes, and forget my problems. i'm not to cool to not watch the show. sure, i liked it better with charlie.

the thing with angus, though, is, if he truly believes this, i admire him for taking the stance he is. but, to be taken seriously he needs to give the money back. maybe donate it to is church, or some worthwhile charity.
 
Biv
2012-11-27 10:46:07 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I'm just going to talk about how much I want to bang Miley Cyrus in every one of these threads since it looks like they'll be a lot of them


There are worse things to talk about.
 
2012-11-27 10:47:01 AM  
Crappy show but / like Three's Company reruns so watch what you want. / guess /'m surprised whenever a child star or his parents seem to have done no research into the wacky misadventures of child stars that have gone before. Sheltered life and ego, / guess.

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2012-11-27 10:48:26 AM  

Solty Dog: vudukungfu: You're talking about it.

In the context, I think it is valid. But at breakfast, I don't need to make sexual remarks while the waitress is getting my eggs and sausage ready.


I would like to have a cute waitress get my eggs and sausage ready, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-11-27 10:49:13 AM  
Does this mean that he has to fight Danny Bonaduce?

Between that and the Bieb getting booed relentlessly in Toronto on Sunday, my faith in humanity is being restored at an awesomely fast rate.
 
2012-11-27 10:50:00 AM  
Oh, and Rob Ford being booted out of office, too
 
2012-11-27 10:50:00 AM  
It's a TV show. STFU or quit, preferably both.

I love how people find these obscure little churches that say kooky things and then act like they've found the secret to life the universe and everything.

Meanwhile their worship consumes every aspect of their lives. The secret is to kick back and enjoy life while you can, because in 100 years, you and everyone you know will be dead and no one is going to give a fark that you were on some stupid show.
 
2012-11-27 10:50:12 AM  
Hey kid, that's not God. Charlie's been surreptitiously installing tiny 2 way communications devices in your house for years and now he's monitoring you on CC and talking to you when you're sleeping.

/that seems like something Charlie Sheen would do
 
2012-11-27 10:50:14 AM  
Another person lost to the mind control experts of Religion.
 
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2012-11-27 11:25:45 AM  

give me doughnuts: ChipNASA: "The gas crisis can turn into a food crisis, forcing women to begin cannibalizing their own children -- "Your baby might start looking like a chicken wing.""

[i.imgur.com image 560x769]

I don't know what Chow Young Fat is eating, but it sure as hell ain't no chicked wing. More like BBQ lizard.


ever seen asian supermarkets? they look more like petting zoos
 
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2012-11-27 11:28:16 AM  
the only good thing on that show was candy.

loved it when she called the ex Mrs. harper.
 
2012-11-27 04:28:34 PM  

brimed03: Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

Innuendo? /InYOURendo!/

Amirite guys?!


Say what you will about Scrubs and what it eventually spun into but I kind of miss the Todd being on TV.
 
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