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(Contact Music)   Charlie Sheen was such a bad influence on Angus T that the poor kid thinks God is talking to him   (contactmusic.com) divider line 101
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2012-11-27 09:37:48 AM
This is what happens when you expose a kid to 8 years of Charlie Sheen.
 
2012-11-27 09:38:21 AM
I'd bet he has no problem spending his filthy devil money.
 
2012-11-27 09:39:24 AM
He's gonna go hang out with Kirk Cameron, and make bad "Yay, Jesus!" straight to DVD movies.
 
2012-11-27 09:39:29 AM
Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.
 
2012-11-27 09:40:01 AM

give me doughnuts: He's gonna go hang out with Kirk Cameron, and make bad "Yay, Jesus!" straight to DVD movies.


...and eat sad, sad, Subway sandwiches.
 
2012-11-27 09:40:38 AM
". with an all-black congregation."

umm.. he knows he is white right?
 
2012-11-27 09:40:51 AM
I'd be amused to find that actively bad-mouthing his show might violate his contract.
 
2012-11-27 09:40:54 AM

nirwana: I'd bet he has no problem spending his filthy devil money.


Yeah he hasn't actually quit the show, keep them sweet Satan Buxx coming.
 
2012-11-27 09:41:18 AM
You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
 
2012-11-27 09:41:23 AM
And to think, Charlie Sheen was probably planning a kickass party for this kid's 21st birthday.

Hope it was worth it, Godboy.
 
2012-11-27 09:41:38 AM
Just as I predicted, now that this kid is getting fired, they're going to change the name of the show to "Two Men."
Then, when Ashton Kutcher leaves, they'll change it to "One Man."
And, when John Cryer kills himself, the show will be retitled to "No One."

Mark my words -- that's when it will TRULY take off.
 
2012-11-27 09:42:03 AM

Hollie Maea: Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.


on the bright side you can repel him with bacon
 
2012-11-27 09:42:10 AM

give me doughnuts: He's gonna go hang out with Kirk Cameron, and make bad "Yay, Jesus!" straight to DVD movies.


In his defense, those movies are HILARIOUS!
 
2012-11-27 09:42:31 AM
All-black congregation, huh? I'm conflicted. should I post the "Animal House" pic or the one from "The Jerk"???
 
2012-11-27 09:43:42 AM
"The gas crisis can turn into a food crisis, forcing women to begin cannibalizing their own children -- "Your baby might start looking like a chicken wing.""

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-27 09:44:03 AM
You have to be a retard to watch groanfest sitcoms at this point in time.

This kid looks like a cross between Rachael Maddow and Pat from SNL.

i.i.com.com
 
2012-11-27 09:44:46 AM

NCg8r: All-black congregation, huh? I'm conflicted. should I post the "Animal House" pic or the one from "The Jerk"???


On perhaps John Belushi being touched by the light in "Blues Brothers"?
 
2012-11-27 09:44:48 AM
$350,000 per episode. Uh, I'll do it for half.
 
2012-11-27 09:44:49 AM
Two men?
 
2012-11-27 09:46:24 AM
Eh, some people get into crazy religious shiat around that age. It can be a form of rebellion, actually.

/ Sometimes they even get out afterwards
 
2012-11-27 09:46:24 AM

ChipNASA: "The gas crisis can turn into a food crisis, forcing women to begin cannibalizing their own children -- "Your baby might start looking like a chicken wing.""

[i.imgur.com image 560x769]


I don't know what Chow Young Fat is eating, but it sure as hell ain't no chicked wing. More like BBQ lizard.
 
2012-11-27 09:46:36 AM
The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.
 
2012-11-27 09:46:55 AM
I have to say that a lot of what he says is correct. It is just sort of the equivalent to a prostitute that agrees that her job isn't glamorous like it was in "Pretty Woman".
 
2012-11-27 09:48:13 AM
fark it...
 
2012-11-27 09:48:56 AM
img fail...

:(
 
2012-11-27 09:51:20 AM

Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.


They don't??? Oh... Maybe I need to expand my social circles...

Ah, but seriously, why did the article italicize every occurrence of "I" when they quoted him?
 
2012-11-27 09:51:25 AM
I'm just going to talk about how much I want to bang Miley Cyrus in every one of these threads since it looks like they'll be a lot of them
 
2012-11-27 09:51:47 AM
Look, if God is telling us to stop watching Two and a Half Men, I'm finally ready to believe.
 
2012-11-27 09:52:36 AM
The dance ended. School closed for the holidays. Rick Sandford got suspended for his little prank. I got into Jefferson, but I didn't go. I said screw 'em. I finally knew what it felt like to be on top of the world. I had had my moment, and then I heard my grandfather's voice say to me, "Now go have another." Maybe I will. Who knows, maybe Melissa Lefevre actually likes me. All I know is I'm still here.
 
2012-11-27 09:52:47 AM
Sounds like someone needs some meds.
 
2012-11-27 09:52:56 AM
Gee, is this the first time this has happened?
One should document their breaks from reality, especially on TV.
Being certifiable can have it's benefits.
 
2012-11-27 09:53:02 AM
Anyone want to take odds on what the bigger threat to young minds is? Religion or television?
 
2012-11-27 09:54:14 AM

Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

You're

talking about it.
 
2012-11-27 09:55:14 AM
"God told me personally that he wanted me to get it together... and I started to really get into reading the Bible and started to look for a church"

Guess he doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "get it together."
 
2012-11-27 09:55:43 AM

zedster: Hollie Maea: Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.

on the bright side you can repel him with bacon


Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.
 
2012-11-27 09:55:46 AM
kirk has the banana. i'm guessing this nitwit will chose the orange. why? because nothing rhymes with orange so it proves god's ....................
 
2012-11-27 09:56:41 AM

mat catastrophe: Anyone want to take odds on what the bigger threat to young minds is? Religion or television?


Have you heard about "Religious Television?" It's an abomination!
 
2012-11-27 09:58:55 AM

Neondistraction: zedster: Hollie Maea: Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.

on the bright side you can repel him with bacon

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.


SDA are vegetarian, no meat at all
I grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard
 
2012-11-27 10:01:43 AM
The show is a very awful 'set up / knock down one-liner sitcom. Predictable cheese. But if it made enough money to make Charlie Sheen the highest paid TV actor for awhile, maybe the ex-fat / still ugly kid should shut up and rake it in for as long as he can because he's never getting another job in front of a camera again.
 
2012-11-27 10:02:14 AM

zedster: Neondistraction: zedster: Hollie Maea: Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.

on the bright side you can repel him with bacon

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.

SDA are vegetarian, no meat at all
I grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard


that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.
 
2012-11-27 10:03:41 AM
eat meat*


/just waking up, cut me some slack.. and a nice flank steak mmmm meat.
 
2012-11-27 10:04:31 AM

starlost: kirk has the banana. i'm guessing this nitwit will chose the orange. why? because nothing rhymes with orange so it proves god's ....................


Oh there is a word that rhymes with orange but only Mon Cul knows it.

/Nothing is obsure on Fark
 
2012-11-27 10:05:38 AM

Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.


Normal people do not watch "Two and a Half Men".
 
2012-11-27 10:05:49 AM

Uniquely Common: zedster: Neondistraction: zedster: Hollie Maea: Oh great, the next Kirk Cameron is SDA.

on the bright side you can repel him with bacon

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.

SDA are vegetarian, no meat at all
I grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard

that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.


The Seventh-day Adventist Position Statement on Vegetarian Diets
 
2012-11-27 10:08:15 AM

Uniquely Common: that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.


For SDAs, vegetarianism is optional, but sticking to kosher is required (well, not exactly kosher, they don't give a shiat if some rabbi was there when they killed the animal). Twenty years ago, non-vegetarian SDAs were unheard of, but now it's fairly common. You'll still get run out of dodge if you bring meat to an SDA church potluck, though.
 
2012-11-27 10:08:20 AM

HoityToity: This is what happens when you expose a kid to 8 years of Charlie Sheen.


No kidding. I'm not really into the bible-thumping business, but seriously this is about the best of the myriad strange-to-awful outcomes that faced this child star. Look at the entire, junior cast of Diff'rent Strokes, for god's sake! Furthermore, I know at least two completely-white folks that started going to an all-black gospel church around that age and they turned out fine: no homophobia, no Chick tracts, no campaigning for Rick Santorum (all involved were Penn State alumni).

aagrajag: I'd be amused to find that actively bad-mouthing his show might violate his contract.


As long as he didn't specifically call out Chuck Lorre for being Satan or a filthy Jew like (IIRC) Charlie Sheen did, he should be fine.

SkylineRecords: Look, if God is telling us to stop watching Two and a Half Men, I'm finally ready to believe.


Since I already don't watch it, do I still get soul points for following his divine plan? I might need them after raising my short-fused middle daughter.
 
2012-11-27 10:09:16 AM

starlost: kirk has the banana. i'm guessing this nitwit will chose the orange. why? because nothing rhymes with orange so it proves god's ....................


Door hinge.

/Depending on accent and how you slur it.
 
2012-11-27 10:09:59 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

It IS god
 
2012-11-27 10:11:29 AM

Solty Dog: The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.


Innuendo? /InYOURendo!/

Amirite guys?!
 
2012-11-27 10:11:37 AM
"The show is evil and I hate being on it....but I'm gonna stay on it and keep making $350,000 per episode"

Something tells me these religious nuts "advising him" are not doing it for free. A fool and his money are soon parted. Religious fools see it go even quicker.
 
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