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(ABC 27)   The elusive "cleaning fairy" of Ohio gets one year of probation and a promise she would not break into and clean homes   (abc27.com) divider line 32
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2012-11-27 07:54:53 AM  
GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!
 
2012-11-27 10:32:46 AM  

bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!

 
2012-11-27 10:33:36 AM  

abhorrent1: bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!


And mine. (I'll send Mrs. Henry out for a spa day.)
 
2012-11-27 10:35:32 AM  
Can I give her my sister-in-law's address? The woman is a biatch and a total pig.
 
2012-11-27 10:35:59 AM  
Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

Wait, what?
 
2012-11-27 10:37:35 AM  

freewill: Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

Wait, what?


Stupid as it is... I could see that working.

"Wow, she did a really good job. Call her up and schedule an appointment for next month too"

Because.. well, people are silly.
 
2012-11-27 10:39:06 AM  
An Ohio woman dubbed the "cleaning fairy" after she broke into a home, cleaned it and left a $75 bill has been put on probation for one year.

unit2-pic.twittweb.com
 
2012-11-27 10:39:40 AM  
"She also must do 20 hours of community service."


How is that a punishment?
 
2012-11-27 10:39:56 AM  

bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!


THIS!
 
2012-11-27 10:41:20 AM  

genner: "She also must do 20 hours of community service."

How is that a punishment?


Know how I know you've never done community service?
 
2012-11-27 10:43:13 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"I call it 'marketing'! "
 
2012-11-27 10:45:27 AM  
Cleaning people are too judgey.
 
2012-11-27 10:45:57 AM  

abhorrent1: genner: "She also must do 20 hours of community service."

How is that a punishment?

Know how I know you've never done community service?


I think his point was that she's already cleaning up after others without pay on a voluntary basis.
 
2012-11-27 10:50:27 AM  
I hope her idea of community sevice doesnt get her back in trouble.
 
2012-11-27 10:52:44 AM  
Prednisone is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-11-27 10:53:34 AM  
Is Nixon on the $75 bill?
 
2012-11-27 10:54:14 AM  
More people should do this.
 
2012-11-27 10:55:26 AM  

freewill: I think his point was that she's already cleaning up after others without pay on a voluntary basis.


Depends if she gets to choose what community service she does or if she gets assigned. It's one thing to go into someones empty house and mop the floors. Another to spend maybe three days at a homeless shelter cleaning up piss, vomit and dirty syringes. Not to mention dealing with some of the crazy-ass people that use those places.

/never had to do community service
//Know people that have though.
 
2012-11-27 10:58:11 AM  

abhorrent1: /never had to do community service
//Know people that have though.


Used to have access to the list of peopleworking their community service out at the local recycling center. depending on the names on the list, I used to not rinse out the dog food cans.
 
2012-11-27 11:03:03 AM  

oldfarthenry: abhorrent1: bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!

And mine.


count me in. I'd even pay the $75 as long as the grout between the bathroom and kitchen tiles are lickable after she's done.
/$40 if her work is standard.
//cash
///farkettes welcome; $100 but you have to wear the approved "traditional" maid outfit. No sweatpants.
 
2012-11-27 11:06:52 AM  
From the article it sounds like she does about an hour worth of work. $75? I don't think so.
 
2012-11-27 11:12:17 AM  
No good deed goes unpunished.
 
2012-11-27 11:29:01 AM  
What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo
 
2012-11-27 11:37:08 AM  
Susan Warren of Elyria (eh-LEER'-ee-uh)

Thanks I was wonderin' *facepalm*
 
2012-11-27 12:00:01 PM  

Delecrious: What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo


She knows where you live. Invoke the teenager rule. Someone knows where you live and you don't know where they live, you let them be, no matter how big a douche they're being. If you're not awoken to the sounds of glass shattering, you will wake up the next day with property damage. Call the authorities or leave it alone altogether.
 
2012-11-27 12:13:58 PM  
wellbody.net

He speaks in a deep voice so as not to wake you up. Can't believe I am Weeners Sheldon
 
2012-11-27 01:02:04 PM  
Came for "Big Bang" reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-27 01:34:46 PM  
Hell, I'd leave the door unlocked.
 
2012-11-27 02:31:10 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Delecrious: What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo

She knows where you live. Invoke the teenager rule. Someone knows where you live and you don't know where they live, you let them be, no matter how big a douche they're being. If you're not awoken to the sounds of glass shattering, you will wake up the next day with property damage. Call the authorities or leave it alone altogether.


Ever bill I receive has an address on it.
 
2012-11-27 02:57:57 PM  
Reminds me of the comic strip I saw years ago where the kid with push mower cuts a swath through his neighbor's yard and asks the neighbor to pay him to finish the job.

/that is all
 
2012-11-27 05:10:23 PM  
The call to 911 must have been hilarious.
 
2012-11-27 07:21:19 PM  
www.stanus.net

/count your statues
 
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