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(Scientopia)   Study shows that liquor makes you angrier faster than beer   (scientopia.org) divider line 13
    More: Obvious, reaction times, non-alcoholic beer, operant conditions, brandy  
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2012-11-27 09:37:49 AM  
And candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
 
2012-11-27 09:46:52 AM  
I think we're done here, someone get the lights.
 
2012-11-27 10:08:24 AM  
And then there's Wild Turkey. Which for some odd reason turns me into an entirely different, unrecognizable person. Doesn't happen with other bourbons.
 
2012-11-27 10:10:18 AM  
Fortunately it also makes it harder for you to stand, remain conscious.
 
2012-11-27 10:15:19 AM  

kid_icarus: Fortunately it also makes it harder for you to stand, remain conscious - resist unwanted sexual advances.

 
2012-11-27 10:23:45 AM  

Cythraul: kid_icarus: Fortunately it also makes it harder for you to stand, remain conscious - resist unwanted sexual advances.


If you don't resist, it isn't legitimate rape.
 
2012-11-27 10:25:36 AM  

kid_icarus: Cythraul: kid_icarus: Fortunately it also makes it harder for you to stand, remain conscious - resist unwanted sexual advances.

If you don't resist, it isn't legitimate rape.


I'm more of a fan of role playing rape, rather than legitimate rape. Now that I think about it, I'm not a fan of legitimate rape at all.
 
2012-11-27 10:28:50 AM  

Cythraul: kid_icarus: Cythraul: kid_icarus: Fortunately it also makes it harder for you to stand, remain conscious - resist unwanted sexual advances.

If you don't resist, it isn't legitimate rape.

I'm more of a fan of role playing rape, rather than legitimate rape. Now that I think about it, I'm not a fan of legitimate rape at all.


That's how you know it's real, legitimate rape.
 
2012-11-27 11:17:26 AM  

Diogenes: And then there's Wild Turkey. Which for some odd reason turns me into an entirely different, unrecognizable person. Doesn't happen with other bourbons.


These are self-fulfilling prophecies. When a person has one bad experience with a particular liquor, they forever associate it with that brand/type even though it's the same ethyl alcohol that's in peach schnapps. So when people drink tequila in college and get into a fistfight, they typically spend the rest of their lives believing that tequila was the problem, not the amount of ethyl alcohol they consumed.

In short, it's silly. Alcohol effects you the same way every time. It's the other factors that cause you (and me - oh you'd better believe that) to act like idiots.
 
2012-11-27 11:30:11 AM  

dickfreckle: Diogenes: And then there's Wild Turkey. Which for some odd reason turns me into an entirely different, unrecognizable person. Doesn't happen with other bourbons.

These are self-fulfilling prophecies. When a person has one bad experience with a particular liquor, they forever associate it with that brand/type even though it's the same ethyl alcohol that's in peach schnapps. So when people drink tequila in college and get into a fistfight, they typically spend the rest of their lives believing that tequila was the problem, not the amount of ethyl alcohol they consumed.

In short, it's silly. Alcohol effects you the same way every time. It's the other factors that cause you (and me - oh you'd better believe that) to act like idiots.


I say we put it to a test! But I warn you, it usually ends with me shirtless and shoeless, with nothing left on me but a torn pair of jeans that have turned purple for some reason.
 
2012-11-27 02:32:49 PM  
That's because l run out of liquor faster than beer.
 
2012-11-27 04:34:31 PM  
IT ANGERS UP THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
 
2012-11-28 01:49:43 AM  
my dad was always beer drunk and he would tolerate moms shrieking and incessant cackling, usually just getting loud himself. when he drank liquor he would smack that biatch.
 
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