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(Yahoo)   "I'm usually a ninja, but my Spidey-senses told me he was going to take a fall, so I saved his life," Bennett modestly recalled. "He owes me his first-born or something. Actually I don't want that. Maybe a sandwich or something"   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 17
    More: Cool, Martellus Bennett, MetLife Stadium, Giants, Scott Summers, Green Bay, taxpayer dollars  
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2012-11-27 10:24:55 AM  
How about a sandwich made from the firstborn?
 
2012-11-27 10:31:37 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-27 10:46:50 AM  
I think they might want to re-do that concussion test...
 
2012-11-27 10:46:51 AM  
Must be some sort of weird new meme where the quotes in the headline were actually said be the person quoted. Sometimes change is good.
 
2012-11-27 10:54:32 AM  
This was farking hilarious. Test THIS guy for Adderall.
 
2012-11-27 11:01:21 AM  
Bennett is now my favorite NFL player.
 
2012-11-27 11:10:13 AM  
www.juanelway.com
 
2012-11-27 11:18:16 AM  
DOES MARTELLUS BENNETT LOOK LIKE A BIATCH?!?!

/it's been fun having him on the Giants this year, purely for the above
 
2012-11-27 12:07:24 PM  

This Looks Fun: Must be some sort of weird new meme where the quotes in the headline were actually said be the person quoted. Sometimes change is good.


wut?
 
2012-11-27 12:10:32 PM  
FTFC: Funny how Marty B, and Chris Canty were useless bums in Dallas, yet they both drastically improved once the Giants picked them up.

It's amazing what a change of uniform does for for a guy.
 
2012-11-27 12:18:29 PM  
Lol he passes all test like Doogie Howser
 
2012-11-27 02:41:37 PM  
"the man was accosted by Jersey state troopers and taken away to face undisclosed charges."

I wonder how that went.

"We're gonna charge you with reckless endangerment."

"Then I sue you for having an unsafe railing. You wanna talk?"
 
2012-11-27 02:53:28 PM  
This guy is AWESOME.
 
2012-11-27 02:58:19 PM  

Nightenstaff: I think they might want to re-do that concussion test...


Ha, I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure it comes of a lot more playful live, but in text form he sounds like a dude outside 7-11 ranting about his super-powers and then asking for the rest of your cigarette.
 
2012-11-27 06:00:57 PM  
Every quote in that article is gold.
 
2012-11-28 10:33:52 AM  

Incog_Neeto: This Looks Fun: Must be some sort of weird new meme where the quotes in the headline were actually said be the person quoted. Sometimes change is good.

wut?


I guess you haven't noticed submissions where the submitter completely makes up something stupid, puts it in quotes and acts like someone from the article said it. It annoys me.
 
2012-11-28 10:50:07 AM  

This Looks Fun: Incog_Neeto: This Looks Fun: Must be some sort of weird new meme where the quotes in the headline were actually said be the person quoted. Sometimes change is good.

wut?

I guess you haven't noticed submissions where the submitter completely makes up something stupid, puts it in quotes and acts like someone from the article said it. It annoys me.


Yeah, it annoys the hell out of me too.

/subby
 
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