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(MSN)   Texans are going wild with "secession fever" bumper stickers so we all can know more easily who to publicly scorn   (now.msn.com ) divider line
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2012-11-27 07:29:03 AM  
What a bunch of whiny, dickless morans.

Oh, right, it's Texas. Carry on.
 
2012-11-27 07:46:18 AM  
These are most likely the same people who called people traitors and the Dixie Chicks treasonous whores for criticizing President Bush.
 
2012-11-27 07:46:43 AM  
Point and laugh.

We'll be moving Ft. Hood and all other federal installations out, so have fun with that.

Also enjoy your Cowboy-Texans game every.single.weekend.
 
2012-11-27 07:47:18 AM  

www.sonofthesouth.net
"Please proceed:"

 
2012-11-27 08:11:34 AM  
What a bunch of whiners.
 
2012-11-27 08:48:09 AM  

PreMortem: Also enjoy your Cowboy-Texans game every.single.weekend.


And they can watch the Dallas Stars play against themselves three days a week. Of course, they'll still find a way to finish fifth in their division.
 
2012-11-27 08:50:27 AM  
This isn't Jericho, you're not in a particularly powerful position.
 
2012-11-27 08:52:34 AM  

Ennuipoet: www.sonofthesouth.net
"Please proceed:"


Leave it to liberals to joke about the pillage of peaceful Southern towns and the murder of peaceful Southern citizens. The sad thing is that, when you actually read your history, you find out that there was no precipitating cause for the Civil War. The North just attacked the South for no reason at all. I've heard a couple of conservative historians argue that the North wanted to enslave the South. Wouldn't surprise me at all.
 
2012-11-27 09:02:11 AM  

Mugato: These are most likely the same people who called people traitors and the Dixie Chicks treasonous whores for criticizing President Bush.


You're probably right about that.
 
2012-11-27 09:13:44 AM  
Never happen. Texans are all hat and no cattle.
 
2012-11-27 09:19:25 AM  

oldernell: Never happen. Texans are all hat and no cattle.


I believe human beings and secessionists can coexist peacefully.
 
2012-11-27 09:19:41 AM  
Hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
 
2012-11-27 09:23:18 AM  

PreMortem: Point and laugh.

We'll be moving Ft. Hood and all other federal installations out, so have fun with that.

.


Yeah, this. How much money do those bases crank into the state economy every year?
 
2012-11-27 09:52:48 AM  

MFAWG: PreMortem: Point and laugh.

We'll be moving Ft. Hood and all other federal installations out, so have fun with that.

.

Yeah, this. How much money do those bases crank into the state economy every year?


presumably all of the defense contractors would move their production lines out of texas as well.
 
2012-11-27 10:14:22 AM  
someone in the comments noted that there is no state tax. Is that true? if they have no state tax, where does the money come from, a magic genie?
 
2012-11-27 10:26:53 AM  
There is probably a percentage of people in Texas who have confused the words succeed and secede.
 
2012-11-27 10:28:26 AM  

ManateeGag: someone in the comments noted that there is no state tax. Is that true? if they have no state tax, where does the money come from, a magic genie?


No state income tax, not no state taxes. Oh, and they get the money by pulling funding from education

But don't worry, even if the morans around here get their way and secede, because we buy so many textbooks, you guys will still have to follow us and we will continue to drag you down!!

*facepalm*
 
2012-11-27 11:28:26 AM  

pjbreeze: There is probably a percentage of people in Texas who have confused the words succeed and secede.


A lot of them think the the word is succeed in Texas. At least they do in Tennessee, probably in Texas.
 
2012-11-27 11:32:24 AM  
Ha, you would lose all your football recruits. See who complains then!
 
2012-11-27 12:52:12 PM  
Not all of us are as silly as the secessionists. Now, the "divide us into five separate states" people may be onto something.

/ Central Texas (Austin) and probably West Texas (El Paso) would be blue states. South (Houston), North (Dallas), and East (Tyler/Longview) Texas would be Red states.
 
2012-11-27 08:05:02 PM  

ManateeGag: someone in the comments noted that there is no state tax. Is that true? if they have no state tax, where does the money come from, a magic genie?


Property taxes are through the freaking roof.

/Owned a home in Ft. Worth
//Loved everything about Texas except the weather
 
2012-11-28 12:15:02 AM  
So who is the genius Farker selling the stickers?
 
2012-11-28 11:17:56 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Ennuipoet: www.sonofthesouth.net
"Please proceed:"

Leave it to liberals to joke about the pillage of peaceful Southern towns and the murder of peaceful Southern citizens. The sad thing is that, when you actually read your history, you find out that there was no precipitating cause for the Civil War. The North just attacked the South for no reason at all. I've heard a couple of conservative historians argue that the North wanted to enslave the South. Wouldn't surprise me at all.


If you read deeper into the history, it wasn't "no reason". Lincoln was a paranoid schizophrenic, and believed his pet schnauzer told him to attach the South.
 
2012-11-28 01:53:16 PM  

Krymson Tyde: This isn't Jericho, you're not in a particularly powerful position.


Please don't bring that show up.

/Still bitter
 
2012-11-28 02:26:54 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Ennuipoet: www.sonofthesouth.net
"Please proceed:"

Leave it to liberals to joke about the pillage of peaceful Southern towns and the murder of peaceful Southern citizens. The sad thing is that, when you actually read your history, you find out that there was no precipitating cause for the Civil War. The North just attacked the South for no reason at all. I've heard a couple of conservative historians argue that the North wanted to enslave the South. Wouldn't surprise me at all.


What do you think would have happened in World War II if the South won the Civil War?
 
2012-11-28 04:27:49 PM  

Mugato: Mike_LowELL: Ennuipoet: www.sonofthesouth.net
"Please proceed:"

Leave it to liberals to joke about the pillage of peaceful Southern towns and the murder of peaceful Southern citizens. The sad thing is that, when you actually read your history, you find out that there was no precipitating cause for the Civil War. The North just attacked the South for no reason at all. I've heard a couple of conservative historians argue that the North wanted to enslave the South. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

What do you think would have happened in World War II if the South won the Civil War?


Better yet, Mexico possibly feels that they could match the Confederate Army and actually answers yes to the Zimmerman telegram. What do you think would happen next?
 
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