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(WorldNetDaily)   Pravda says that President Obama was reelected by an "illiterate society". White House immediately disagrees noting that Obama didn't win many of the southern states   (wnd.com) divider line 55
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2012-11-27 06:41:42 AM
Let's see:
- an American publication citing Pravda as a beacon of free speech
- Praising Putin for successfully having fought communism
- praising ant-militarism and proposing that military budgets could be spent more efficiently elsewhere
- claiming that the Russian oligopoly is a great example of a laisse-faire capitalist market
- claiming that an elected American government is a tyranny

I didn't make it any further because I passed out with a stroke. If you paid a comedy writer large sums they couldn't come up with this.
 
2012-11-27 07:41:04 AM
Did you guys see the article WND is 'citing?' Well, it's actually an opinion column. Here's a tasty morsel:

Well, any normal individual understands that as true but liberalism is a psychosis . O'bomber even keeps the war going along the Mexican border with projects like "fast and furious" and there is still no sign of ending it. He is a Communist without question promoting the Communist Manifesto without calling it so. How shrewd he is in America. His cult of personality mesmerizes those who cannot go beyond their ignorance. They will continue to follow him like those fools who still praise Lenin and Stalin in Russia. Obama's fools and Stalin's fools share the same drink of illusion.

Not Safe For Sanity
 
2012-11-27 08:58:13 AM
Still projecting I see.
 
2012-11-27 09:00:34 AM
Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
 
2012-11-27 09:00:48 AM
World Nut Daily is the pinnacle of conservative thought.
 
2012-11-27 09:01:27 AM
Didn't the Pravda say the same thing about those who re-elected Bush?
 
2012-11-27 09:04:02 AM
Dafuq?
 
2012-11-27 09:04:23 AM

tfresh: Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!

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Bless you.
 
2012-11-27 09:04:33 AM
Because Pravda is where I get my reality-based news.
 
2012-11-27 09:07:36 AM
So Putin is a good guy now? Sarah Palin will be relieved that she no longer needs to protect us from his rearing head.
 
2012-11-27 09:07:59 AM
Isn't Pravda like the Russian printed communist version of Fox News? That would explain the article.
 
2012-11-27 09:09:10 AM

Nurglitch: Because Pravda is where I get my reality-based news.


Of course it's reality. Why, it says "Truth" right on the cover!
 
2012-11-27 09:09:56 AM

Nurglitch: Because Pravda is where I get my reality-based news.


Well, it's "Truth" in the same way that Fox News is "Fair and Balanced".
 
2012-11-27 09:10:30 AM

Jairzinho: Isn't Pravda like the Russian printed communist version of Fox News? That would explain the article.


More like if the editors of Weekly World News went to work for Fox.
 
2012-11-27 09:10:30 AM
People who think Obama is communist have no idea what communism is, or what Obama's policies are.

Had a right winger army vet explode on facebook on the election night with a bunch of obama= commie rants. when I corrected him, I was called a liberal idiot, and also a moron for thinking he wasn't. Also, apparently I was stupid for saying we have less bayonets now, and submarines are boats.

The right wing, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2012-11-27 09:10:43 AM
HAHAHA Gotta Love the BUTTHURT!

/ The gift that keeps on giving.
 
2012-11-27 09:11:36 AM

Disposable Rob: Jairzinho: Isn't Pravda like the Russian printed communist version of Fox News? That would explain the article.

More like if the editors of Weekly World News went to work for Fox.


There would be less conspiracy theories?
 
2012-11-27 09:13:14 AM
I'll just drop this here...
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2012-11-27 09:13:24 AM
WND linking to Pravda? Do they even realize... oh, WND. Nevermind.
 
2012-11-27 09:13:42 AM
I do not find it surprising that people in other countries are scratching their heads about our choices in elected leaders.

Heck, 50% of Americans are left scratching their heads after every single national election- Why should foreigners be less confused than we are?
 
2012-11-27 09:17:33 AM
Yes, conservatives, keep telling yourself that you lost because dumb people voted for Obama. Please please please continue to believe that.
 
2012-11-27 09:22:42 AM

Leeds: I do not find it surprising that people in other countries are scratching their heads about our choices in elected leaders.

Heck, 50% of Americans are left scratching their heads after every single national election- Why should foreigners be less confused than we are?


I think the only thing they were confused about this time was that it was as close as it was.
 
2012-11-27 09:25:01 AM
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2012-11-27 09:27:47 AM

Jairzinho: I'll just drop this here...
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The worst educated portion of some of those states went for Obama.

Obama... not the dumbest voters but number one with the dumbest voters.
 
2012-11-27 09:28:02 AM

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2012-11-27 09:32:46 AM
They're only effectively illiterate.
 
2012-11-27 09:36:56 AM

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Do you really want to start a pissing contest?

Ok, Farkers: hit him with every misspelled TeaTard sign you've got.
 
2012-11-27 09:45:11 AM

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2012-11-27 09:56:53 AM

aagrajag: Do you really want to start a pissing contest? Ok, Farkers: hit him with every misspelled TeaTard sign you've got.


No thanks, pointing at misspellings on either side is trivial. Everyone, smart to dumb, makes spelling mistakes and its just not that big of a deal outside of spelling bees. Point out where the *ideas* are stupid and you've got me on-board:

www.addictinginfo.org

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These aren't mental hiccups, a momentary lapse in brain function - these people are ignorant 100% of the time. Screw spelling errors, the content of the signs is much more damning.
 
2012-11-27 10:02:08 AM
Coming from the Russians, that's pretty funny.
 
2012-11-27 10:03:22 AM

Mrbogey: Jairzinho: I'll just drop this here...
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The worst educated portion of some of those states went for Obama.

Obama... not the dumbest voters but number one with the dumbest voters.


I'm sure you have a link to back that up, right?
 
2012-11-27 10:06:55 AM

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2012-11-27 10:12:05 AM
I see that Pravda has rehired some of it's aging Soviet-era propagandists. I guess only the older generations still know those classic skills that today's people just don't have.
 
2012-11-27 10:17:16 AM

hinten: Let's see:
- an American publication citing Pravda as a beacon of free speech
- Praising Putin for successfully having fought communism
- praising ant-militarism and proposing that military budgets could be spent more efficiently elsewhere
- claiming that the Russian oligopoly is a great example of a laisse-faire capitalist market
- claiming that an elected American government is a tyranny

I didn't make it any further because I passed out with a stroke. If you paid a comedy writer large sums they couldn't come up with this.


www.bitlogic.com

Remember when the GOP platform was a repudiation of Communist tyranny?
 
2012-11-27 10:19:13 AM

Antimatter: People who think Obama is communist have no idea what communism is, or what Obama's policies are.

Had a right winger army vet explode on facebook on the election night with a bunch of obama= commie rants. when I corrected him, I was called a liberal idiot, and also a moron for thinking he wasn't. Also, apparently I was stupid for saying we have less bayonets now, and submarines are boats.

The right wing, ladies and gentlemen.


I thought submarines were boats, and surface ships were, well ships. I've also yet to meet anyone outside of the Combat Arms career fields (scouts, infantry, etc.) who has touched a bayonet since boot camp.
 
2012-11-27 10:55:47 AM

Sgt Otter: Antimatter: People who think Obama is communist have no idea what communism is, or what Obama's policies are.

Had a right winger army vet explode on facebook on the election night with a bunch of obama= commie rants. when I corrected him, I was called a liberal idiot, and also a moron for thinking he wasn't. Also, apparently I was stupid for saying we have less bayonets now, and submarines are boats.

The right wing, ladies and gentlemen.

I thought submarines were boats, and surface ships were, well ships. I've also yet to meet anyone outside of the Combat Arms career fields (scouts, infantry, etc.) who has touched a bayonet since boot camp.


Submarines are called boats by tradition. The first submarines were tiny, and were called submarine boats; "boat" got chopped off the end over time. By size and tonnage, any modern submarine would fall into the ship category.

It's tradition over technicality.
 
2012-11-27 10:58:04 AM

Sgt Otter: Antimatter: People who think Obama is communist have no idea what communism is, or what Obama's policies are.

Had a right winger army vet explode on facebook on the election night with a bunch of obama= commie rants. when I corrected him, I was called a liberal idiot, and also a moron for thinking he wasn't. Also, apparently I was stupid for saying we have less bayonets now, and submarines are boats.

The right wing, ladies and gentlemen.

I thought submarines were boats, and surface ships were, well ships. I've also yet to meet anyone outside of the Combat Arms career fields (scouts, infantry, etc.) who has touched a bayonet since boot camp.


Per the winger, he had one in Iraq, and thus, they are still in use and Obama was wrong. Also, according to them, a boat is like a fishing boat, and not any sort of navy vessel. By saying 'boats that sail underwater' Obama was showing what a fool he was.

Keep in mind, Subs are, indeed, always called boats by way of navy tradition, regardless of the subs size.
 
2012-11-27 11:19:33 AM
I'm sure this has been covered, but citing Pravda, when in political times of splendor, you would cite as an indication of an enemy mindset, is rich.]

/farking rich

//eat dick
 
2012-11-27 11:34:16 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: So Putin is a good guy now? Sarah Palin will be relieved that she no longer needs to protect us from his rearing head.


I believe George W. Bush "looked into his soul" and declared him an honest, decent man.
 
2012-11-27 01:19:37 PM

Mixolydian Master: I'm sure this has been covered, but citing Pravda, when in political times of splendor, you would cite as an indication of an enemy mindset, is rich.


It's not the same Pravda. This is a gossip-and-crazy-theories rag that took the name when the other one was shut down.
 
2012-11-27 01:22:24 PM

Dansker: Mixolydian Master: I'm sure this has been covered, but citing Pravda, when in political times of splendor, you would cite as an indication of an enemy mindset, is rich.

It's not the same Pravda. This is a gossip-and-crazy-theories rag that took the name when the other one was shut down.


...so, same paper?
 
2012-11-27 01:32:31 PM

Mrbogey: Jairzinho: I'll just drop this here...
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The worst educated portion of some of those states went for Obama.

Obama... not the dumbest voters but number one with the dumbest voters.


Therefore, Palin is president, and Obama has to slay the Nemean Lion and the Hydra, capture the Ceryneian Hind and the Erymanthian Boar, and clean the Augean stables.
 
2012-11-27 01:36:49 PM
Subby, they mean "blacks". The illiterate whites they have no problems with.
 
2012-11-27 01:51:19 PM
My Tea partier friend posted this Pravda link to my facebook page. When I responded by linked some of Pravda's many "ALIENS ARE INVADING!!!11!1" articles, he called me "butthurt" and unfriended me. I win!

Three Alien Battleships approaching Earth in 2012

Aliens come to Earth to Enslave and Eat Humans

The truly sad thing is, under the Soviets, Pravda was actually a pretty respectable news organization.
 
2012-11-27 02:22:52 PM
"Recently, the CIA declassified documents concerning "probable remains of Noah's Ark on Ararat mountain in Turkey." Researchers immediately rushed to study the materials on this problem.

It has been rumored long ago that starting with the end of the 1940s, the CIA has been collecting documentary evidence about an object hidden in an ice grave in Ararat's slope.

Researchers of Noah's Ark said that the CIA archives contained numerous classified photo and filmed documents. Some mysterious sources reported that "a secret expedition was organized to Turkey" by the US Government. They said that Noah's Ark was found and secretly delivered to the territory of some US military base. "

http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/30-01-2003/1810-cia-0/
 
2012-11-27 02:51:36 PM

leviosaurus: My Tea partier friend posted this Pravda link to my facebook page. When I responded by linked some of Pravda's many "ALIENS ARE INVADING!!!11!1" articles, he called me "butthurt" and unfriended me. I win!

Three Alien Battleships approaching Earth in 2012

Aliens come to Earth to Enslave and Eat Humans

The truly sad thing is, under the Soviets, Pravda was actually a pretty respectable news organization.


That's hilarious. He's screaming about how everybody else is an illiterate simpleton and unfriending people for having a different opinion, and you're the one that's butthurt.
 
2012-11-27 02:59:41 PM

mentula: "Recently, the CIA declassified documents concerning "probable remains of Noah's Ark on Ararat mountain in Turkey." Researchers immediately rushed to study the materials on this problem.

It has been rumored long ago that starting with the end of the 1940s, the CIA has been collecting documentary evidence about an object hidden in an ice grave in Ararat's slope.

Researchers of Noah's Ark said that the CIA archives contained numerous classified photo and filmed documents. Some mysterious sources reported that "a secret expedition was organized to Turkey" by the US Government. They said that Noah's Ark was found and secretly delivered to the territory of some US military base. "

http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/30-01-2003/1810-cia-0/


I hear they have top men working on the project.

Top. Men.
 
2012-11-27 06:51:28 PM
I had a much wittier link headline when I submitted this last week from Pravda. Now it gets greenlight from WND? Fark you. Fark all of you.
 
2012-11-27 07:49:05 PM

HeartBurnKid: I'm sure you have a link to back that up, right?


Sure:
Link

Also anecdata: New Orleans and Baton Rouge has some of the worst schools in the state. They voted overwhelmingly for Obama.
 
2012-11-27 10:24:18 PM
Next week: Headlines from the Volkischer Beobachter.

(It's not the same one. Now it's mostly about fashion tips and holiday recipes. Also unendurable Polish aggression.)
 
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