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(Contact Music)   Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer, blues mans party days come to an abrupt end   (contactmusic.com) divider line 10
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3341 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Nov 2012 at 9:00 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-27 11:23:45 AM  
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abhorrent1: BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.

You sound single


You sound like you don't have your biatch on lock down.
2012-11-27 12:18:18 PM  
2 votes:

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.



One of these things is not like the others.
2012-11-27 09:40:45 AM  
2 votes:
Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

splendidfred.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-27 11:12:12 AM  
1 votes:

BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.


You sound single
2012-11-27 10:59:09 AM  
1 votes:

stoli n coke:
Hate to burst your bubble, cochise, but women don't wear their makeup to bed, and thus, don't wake up with it on. 


A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.
2012-11-27 09:31:57 AM  
1 votes:
Everybody in marketing thinks this is a great idea. The cross-branding synergies are an example of our proactive corporate marketing model to leverage multiple core music consumption demographics. The best part is, they've both agreed to only accept 15% of the profits from any increase in subsequent sales beyond the depreciation we've built into each of their careers. 

It's a big win for everybody. I've been on the phone with the tabloids and their agent all morning. They're planning to go to breakfast at 11am. I want a paparazzo waiting the moment they step out the door. SYNERGY!
2012-11-27 09:12:58 AM  
1 votes:
So I guess Mayer and Taylor Swift are never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever.
2012-11-27 09:09:31 AM  
1 votes:
Blues man? Really subby? That was a rather obvious bit of trolling, don't you think? If John Mayer is what passes for a blues man these days, then I suppose Avril Lavigne is straight up hardcore punk?
2012-11-27 09:08:03 AM  
1 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: Mayer sure has a thing for pain-in-the-ass women.


You're saying he's into pegging?
2012-11-27 09:07:40 AM  
1 votes:
backoftheroom.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
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