Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Contact Music)   Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer, blues mans party days come to an abrupt end   (contactmusic.com) divider line 6
    More: Interesting, Katy Perry, depressions  
•       •       •

3343 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Nov 2012 at 9:00 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-11-27 09:08:08 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, let me know when she releases a sex tape.
2012-11-27 11:58:35 AM  
1 votes:

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift

4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams


He seems to like them biatchy and clingy.
2012-11-27 11:12:12 AM  
1 votes:

BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.


You sound single
2012-11-27 09:59:29 AM  
1 votes:
She still doesnt really look that bad in the picture.
2012-11-27 09:31:57 AM  
1 votes:
Everybody in marketing thinks this is a great idea. The cross-branding synergies are an example of our proactive corporate marketing model to leverage multiple core music consumption demographics. The best part is, they've both agreed to only accept 15% of the profits from any increase in subsequent sales beyond the depreciation we've built into each of their careers. 

It's a big win for everybody. I've been on the phone with the tabloids and their agent all morning. They're planning to go to breakfast at 11am. I want a paparazzo waiting the moment they step out the door. SYNERGY!
2012-11-27 09:28:06 AM  
1 votes:
John Mayer is the most insufferable asshole in the music industry today.
 
Displayed 6 of 6 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report