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(Contact Music)   Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer, blues mans party days come to an abrupt end   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Katy Perry, depressions  
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3350 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Nov 2012 at 9:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-27 09:08:08 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, let me know when she releases a sex tape.
2012-11-27 11:58:35 AM  
1 vote:

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift

4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

He seems to like them biatchy and clingy.
2012-11-27 11:12:12 AM  
1 vote:

BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.

You sound single
2012-11-27 09:59:29 AM  
1 vote:
She still doesnt really look that bad in the picture.
2012-11-27 09:31:57 AM  
1 vote:
Everybody in marketing thinks this is a great idea. The cross-branding synergies are an example of our proactive corporate marketing model to leverage multiple core music consumption demographics. The best part is, they've both agreed to only accept 15% of the profits from any increase in subsequent sales beyond the depreciation we've built into each of their careers. 

It's a big win for everybody. I've been on the phone with the tabloids and their agent all morning. They're planning to go to breakfast at 11am. I want a paparazzo waiting the moment they step out the door. SYNERGY!
2012-11-27 09:28:06 AM  
1 vote:
John Mayer is the most insufferable asshole in the music industry today.
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