Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:1 Reena Hammer2 Kim Kardashian3 Taylor Swift4 Colbie Caillat5 Scheana Marie Jancan6 Jennifer Aniston7 Minka Kelly8 Cameron Diaz9 Ricki Lake10 Jessica Simpson11 Vanessa Carlton12 Jennifer Love Hewitt13 Holly Williams
BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.
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