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(Contact Music)   Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer, blues mans party days come to an abrupt end   (contactmusic.com) divider line 80
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2012-11-27 12:08:27 PM

darch: Hes actually fantastic when hes just playing with the trio and he keeps his yap shut.

The John Mayer Trio: Mayer, Steve Jordan, Pino Palladino... YES PLEASE.


Steve Jordan: The best mercenary musician money can buy when you have to polish a turd.

see Keith Richard's XPensive Winos.

/XPensive Winos were like an All Star team of those guys ... Waddy, Ivan Neville, Bernie, Bootsy, Maceo
 
2012-11-27 12:11:12 PM

douchebag/hater: She obviously has low self-esteem issues because she's attracted to loser guys.

Breaking news: Sun rises in East, water is wet. Details at the 5 p.m. boardcast.


Amazing guitar skills, tons of money, and a binder full of women he's farked. I really, really hope I can be that big of a loser when I grow up.
 
2012-11-27 12:12:20 PM

Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how Fark uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
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No, I agree. Not only did she just recently wake up, but she's looking at the guy with the "Are you farking for real right now?" face, adding a comical appeal. She's very pretty, IMO.
 
2012-11-27 12:15:17 PM
So she's poised to embrace the Taylor Swift approach to songwriting?
 
2012-11-27 12:16:01 PM
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2012-11-27 12:18:18 PM

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.



One of these things is not like the others.
 
2012-11-27 12:18:49 PM

Apos: So she's poised to embrace the Taylor Swift approach to songwriting?


Right... screw John Mayer a few times and then write a song about what jerk he is when moves on to the next piece of ass.
 
2012-11-27 12:29:10 PM

Sybarite: Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.


One of these things is not like the others.


I did a literal lolwut
 
2012-11-27 12:30:12 PM

Sybarite: Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.


One of these things is not like the others.


No, but fat chicks give good noggin'

/classy guy
 
2012-11-27 01:16:15 PM
"You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals," he continued. "There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed." -John Mayer interview with Playboy.

And

"How could you be constantly synthesizing an orgasm based on dozens of shots? You're looking for the one photo out of 100 you swear is going to be the one you finish to, and you still don't finish ... How does that not affect the psychology of having a relationship with somebody? It's got to." -same interview

Lastly,

"During sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I'm still masturbating. That's what you do when you're 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I've already had..."


So have fun with that...
 
2012-11-27 01:20:54 PM

Surly U. Jest: The list of people John Mayer has given the herp:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.


Adjusted
/Tour sponsored by Valtrex
 
2012-11-27 01:32:32 PM

Zerochance: Sybarite: Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.


One of these things is not like the others.

No, but fat chicks give good noggin'

/classy guy


www.forgetfoo.com
 
2012-11-27 02:28:09 PM
Hope her farts smell better than Jessica Simpson
 
2012-11-27 02:53:55 PM

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.



John Mayer is the Scott Baio of the music industry.
 
2012-11-27 03:25:27 PM

Karma Curmudgeon:
9 Ricki Lake

One of these things is not like the others.

I did a literal lolwut


starborg.org

Does texting even count?

2007: "John Mayer confessed to Ricki Lake on Tuesday that he's had a crush on her for two years, then he got her number and texted her throughout the night. Seems pretty random, but he does like to keep his options open. - Page Six"
 
2012-11-27 03:25:38 PM

LectertheChef: Blues man? Really subby? That was a rather obvious bit of trolling, don't you think? If John Mayer is what passes for a blues man these days, then I suppose Avril Lavigne is straight up hardcore punk?


Yes, he's a blues man whether you like it or not. Pick up the John Mayer Trio Live album and tell me that motherfarker can't play the blues.

You don't have to love the guy to acknowledge he's an excellent musician.
 
2012-11-27 03:55:03 PM

Eshman: LectertheChef: Blues man? Really subby? That was a rather obvious bit of trolling, don't you think? If John Mayer is what passes for a blues man these days, then I suppose Avril Lavigne is straight up hardcore punk?

Yes, he's a blues man whether you like it or not. Pick up the John Mayer Trio Live album and tell me that motherfarker can't play the blues.

You don't have to love the guy to acknowledge he's an excellent musician.


I'm a Guitar World subscriber, and I remember seeing a feature they had on the guy where he basically admitted his solo stuff was to keep his bank account nice and fat, but the trio is what he prefers to do.

He may be a talented dude, but it's like he's challenging people not to hate him.
 
2012-11-27 04:22:59 PM

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:




Ricki Lake?

(no longer envious)
 
2012-11-27 04:31:56 PM
He is NOT a bluesman!
 
2012-11-27 05:00:27 PM
So she's into guys who aren't going to settle down ever. I can't wait until she gets her turn to tell everyone that Clooney is buying her a ring, or else.
 
2012-11-27 06:33:20 PM

ssssmashing: He is NOT a bluesman!


Of course not. The headline says he's a bluesmans. Totally different.
 
2012-11-27 07:01:07 PM

LewDux: Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how one Farker uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg

FTFY

Link 
Link


You aren't a very busy person, are you.
 
2012-11-27 07:03:32 PM
Hey, great news for all those guys white-knighting Katy!

She said she wants to sleep with all of you! She's sending plane tickets out tomorrow evening, so watch your mailboxes!
 
2012-11-27 07:36:05 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Sybarite: Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.


One of these things is not like the others.

I did a literal lolwut


I did so too but she ain't fat. Not a great looker and you better watch her nose but.....yeah, Ricki Lake?
 
2012-11-28 12:53:14 AM

airsupport: LewDux: Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how one Farker uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg

FTFY

Link 
Link

You aren't a very busy person, are you.


I know google-fu
 
2012-11-28 08:48:12 AM

LewDux: airsupport: LewDux: Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how one Farker uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg

FTFY

Link 
Link

You aren't a very busy person, are you.

I know google-fu


Lew, you're a good farker and a decent guy, so I have to come clean. You got me. I don't really care for Katy Perry. Perhaps I should be a little more tolerant, and a little more respectful of the obsessions of others, but I'm not. I think she's a vacuous bimbo with big tits and no soul. For most people, that's enough. Maybe even preferable. But me, I guess I'm different. So while it pains me to admit it, I will undoubtedly continue to post that ugly Katy Perry photo. Call it a hobby. Call it a mission. Call it a purpose.
 
2012-11-28 10:26:39 AM

airsupport: Lew, you're a good farker and a decent guy, so I have to come clean. You got me. I don't really care for Katy Perry. Perhaps I should be a little more tolerant, and a little more respectful of the obsessions of others, but I'm not. I think she's a vacuous bimbo with big tits and no soul. For most people, that's enough. Maybe even preferable. But me, I guess I'm different. So while it pains me to admit it, I will undoubtedly continue to post that ugly Katy Perry photo. Call it a hobby. Call it a mission. Call it a purpose.


I think calling it stupid will suffice.
 
2012-11-28 01:13:42 PM

ssssmashing: He is NOT a bluesman!


This comment reeks of adolescent rage.
 
2012-11-28 03:19:43 PM

peterthx: airsupport: Lew, you're a good farker and a decent guy, so I have to come clean. You got me. I don't really care for Katy Perry. Perhaps I should be a little more tolerant, and a little more respectful of the obsessions of others, but I'm not. I think she's a vacuous bimbo with big tits and no soul. For most people, that's enough. Maybe even preferable. But me, I guess I'm different. So while it pains me to admit it, I will undoubtedly continue to post that ugly Katy Perry photo. Call it a hobby. Call it a mission. Call it a purpose.

I think calling it stupid will suffice.


She wants to have sex with you, too! You lucky bastard!
 
2012-11-28 04:03:32 PM

airsupport: peterthx: airsupport: Lew, you're a good farker and a decent guy, so I have to come clean. You got me. I don't really care for Katy Perry. Perhaps I should be a little more tolerant, and a little more respectful of the obsessions of others, but I'm not. I think she's a vacuous bimbo with big tits and no soul. For most people, that's enough. Maybe even preferable. But me, I guess I'm different. So while it pains me to admit it, I will undoubtedly continue to post that ugly Katy Perry photo. Call it a hobby. Call it a mission. Call it a purpose.

I think calling it stupid will suffice.

She wants to have sex with you, too! You lucky bastard!


I'm not douchebaggy enough for her...she has REAL bad taste in men. Plus I'd need a Valtrex prescription afterwards, no thanks.

/stupid picture is still stupid
 
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