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(Contact Music)   Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer, blues mans party days come to an abrupt end   (contactmusic.com) divider line 80
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2012-11-27 08:55:40 AM
Riiiiiiiiight
 
2012-11-27 09:04:01 AM
There's a house that can burn down.

Wow, that was really mean. I better go get coffee.
 
2012-11-27 09:04:23 AM
blues mans party days come to an abrupt end

I'll take that bet. What are the odds?
 
2012-11-27 09:05:05 AM
Mayer sure has a thing for pain-in-the-ass women.
 
2012-11-27 09:07:39 AM
Public celebrity breakup in 5...4...3.......
 
2012-11-27 09:07:40 AM
backoftheroom.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-27 09:08:03 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Mayer sure has a thing for pain-in-the-ass women.


You're saying he's into pegging?
 
2012-11-27 09:08:08 AM
Meh, let me know when she releases a sex tape.
 
2012-11-27 09:09:31 AM
Blues man? Really subby? That was a rather obvious bit of trolling, don't you think? If John Mayer is what passes for a blues man these days, then I suppose Avril Lavigne is straight up hardcore punk?
 
2012-11-27 09:12:58 AM
So I guess Mayer and Taylor Swift are never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever.
 
2012-11-27 09:16:20 AM

Cybernetic: So I guess Mayer and Taylor Swift are never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever.


I thought she wrote that about the guy who dumped her for buying a house right across the street from his parents? Or was it that guy she got really clingy with? No not that one, the other one. Nope, still down that way. The other one. Yea that one.
 
2012-11-27 09:28:06 AM
John Mayer is the most insufferable asshole in the music industry today.
 
2012-11-27 09:31:57 AM
Everybody in marketing thinks this is a great idea. The cross-branding synergies are an example of our proactive corporate marketing model to leverage multiple core music consumption demographics. The best part is, they've both agreed to only accept 15% of the profits from any increase in subsequent sales beyond the depreciation we've built into each of their careers. 

It's a big win for everybody. I've been on the phone with the tabloids and their agent all morning. They're planning to go to breakfast at 11am. I want a paparazzo waiting the moment they step out the door. SYNERGY!
 
2012-11-27 09:32:28 AM

JokerMattly: John Mayer is the most insufferable asshole in the music industry today.


Think that's still Chris Brown.

He's a great guitar player, but I can't stand his singing. Regardless, I can't fault him for giving Clooney, DiCaprio, and Timberlake a run for their money in the whoring department.
 
2012-11-27 09:32:30 AM
Jimmy Crack Corn
 
2012-11-27 09:34:01 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Cybernetic: So I guess Mayer and Taylor Swift are never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever.

I thought she wrote that about the guy who dumped her for buying a house right across the street from his parents? Or was it that guy she got really clingy with? No not that one, the other one. Nope, still down that way. The other one. Yea that one.


Well, I dumped her, so the song was just damage control on her part. Makes her look like the victim. I expected it when we started dating. It's ok, though. I stole one thing from her house and it is going to drive her nuts trying to figure it out.
 
2012-11-27 09:34:06 AM
Surely theirs is a romance to last a lifetime.
 
2012-11-27 09:35:51 AM
That's a black hole of insipid right there.
 
2012-11-27 09:36:49 AM
John, if she ever lays a finger on one of the Dumble's, let me know and it will be taken care of.
 
2012-11-27 09:40:03 AM
www.cgenews.com

Forward!

/got nuthin
 
2012-11-27 09:40:45 AM
Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

splendidfred.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-27 09:41:45 AM
 
2012-11-27 09:50:40 AM
Wasn't she dating Russell Brand? Farking Ew!
 
2012-11-27 09:54:06 AM

airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]


I like how Fark uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
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2012-11-27 09:56:51 AM
Bleyo

airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how Fark uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg

www.lifelounge.com.au Leave Katy Alone Guy? Is that you?
 
2012-11-27 09:59:16 AM

airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]


Hate to burst your bubble, cochise, but women don't wear their makeup to bed, and thus, don't wake up with it on. 
You'll learn that sooner or later.
 
2012-11-27 09:59:29 AM
She still doesnt really look that bad in the picture.
 
2012-11-27 09:59:36 AM

Rapmaster2000: Everybody in marketing thinks this is a great idea. The cross-branding synergies are an example of our proactive corporate marketing model to leverage multiple core music consumption demographics. The best part is, they've both agreed to only accept 15% of the profits from any increase in subsequent sales beyond the depreciation we've built into each of their careers. 

It's a big win for everybody. I've been on the phone with the tabloids and their agent all morning. They're planning to go to breakfast at 11am. I want a paparazzo waiting the moment they step out the door. SYNERGY!


I hate every letter of this post with my whole being. My obligatory response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
 
2012-11-27 09:59:41 AM

H31N0US: That's a black hole of insipid right there.


Unfortunately, their music can still escape because it lacks substance.
 
2012-11-27 10:09:38 AM

Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how one Farker uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg


FTFY

Link 
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2012-11-27 10:23:48 AM

LewDux: Bleyo: airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]

I like how one Farker uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.

/yes, I'm white knighting
//InternetMaidensSaved.jpg

FTFY

Link 
Link


Touche.
 
2012-11-27 10:24:44 AM

LectertheChef: Blues man? Really subby? That was a rather obvious bit of trolling, don't you think? If John Mayer is what passes for a blues man these days, then I suppose Avril Lavigne is straight up hardcore punk?


Hes actually fantastic when hes just playing with the trio and he keeps his yap shut.
 
2012-11-27 10:28:37 AM
Like his music or not, John Mayer has some admirable game.
 
2012-11-27 10:30:12 AM
She likes the douchey-guy type.

/bummer
 
2012-11-27 10:32:33 AM
I give it two months.

You can only be woken up to "Texas Flood" so many times before you snap and kill someone.
 
2012-11-27 10:34:33 AM
Hes actually fantastic when hes just playing with the trio and he keeps his yap shut.

The John Mayer Trio: Mayer, Steve Jordan, Pino Palladino... YES PLEASE.
 
2012-11-27 10:38:45 AM

Bleyo: I like how Fark uses this picture in every Katy Perry thread to try to say she's ugly. Women only wake up with perfect hair and makeup in movies.


I wonder how many women can be awoken by an auto-focus light from a deep sleep and actually look good while making the "oh god, why are you taking my picture?!?!" face.

Cletus C.: Like his music or not, John Mayer has some admirable game.


He can certainly crush it off the tee.
 
2012-11-27 10:45:00 AM

darch: Hes actually fantastic when hes just playing with the trio and he keeps his yap shut.

The John Mayer Trio: Mayer, Steve Jordan, Pino Palladino... YES PLEASE.


The trio is damn good.
 
2012-11-27 10:48:01 AM
Dave Matthews deserves her next.
 
2012-11-27 10:49:03 AM
Haven't we, as Americans, suffered enough in 2012, between the mid-western drought, Hurricane Sandy, and the POTUS election, without having to endure a relationship involving these two?
 
2012-11-27 10:49:10 AM
The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift
4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams

And now Katy Perry.

Well played Mr. Mayer, well played.
 
2012-11-27 10:52:25 AM
John Mayer can play. I don't care who he dates beyond wanting to have sex with some of them.
 
2012-11-27 10:59:09 AM

stoli n coke:
Hate to burst your bubble, cochise, but women don't wear their makeup to bed, and thus, don't wake up with it on. 


A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.
 
2012-11-27 11:12:12 AM

BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.


You sound single
 
2012-11-27 11:17:59 AM

BHShaman: stoli n coke:
Hate to burst your bubble, cochise, but women don't wear their makeup to bed, and thus, don't wake up with it on. 

A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.


alltriberr.com
 
2012-11-27 11:23:45 AM

abhorrent1: BHShaman: A "proper" woman gets up before her man, performs her morning wake-up ritual, and returns to the bed fresh in appearance, scent, and cleanliness prior to the master of her home awakening. THEN offers a blowjob and breakfast to said male before he embarks on his daily efforts to meet his families fiscal obligations.

You sound single


You sound like you don't have your biatch on lock down.
 
2012-11-27 11:47:04 AM

airsupport: Morning sweetie!

Sorry about the farting.

How 'bout a kiss?

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]


Yes please!
 
2012-11-27 11:49:22 AM
She obviously has low self-esteem issues because she's attracted to loser guys.

Breaking news: Sun rises in East, water is wet. Details at the 5 p.m. boardcast.
 
2012-11-27 11:51:29 AM

abhorrent1: Wasn't she dating Russell Brand? Farking Ew!


Yeah. He's the guy who took that picture. That picture is a not-insignificant part of why they broke up. She did not appreciate him doing that.
 
2012-11-27 11:58:35 AM

Surly U. Jest: The list of John Mayer's past girlfriends:

1 Reena Hammer
2 Kim Kardashian
3 Taylor Swift

4 Colbie Caillat
5 Scheana Marie Jancan
6 Jennifer Aniston
7 Minka Kelly
8 Cameron Diaz
9 Ricki Lake
10 Jessica Simpson
11 Vanessa Carlton
12 Jennifer Love Hewitt
13 Holly Williams


He seems to like them biatchy and clingy.
 
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