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(BBC)   Coroner reports that contestant who died during cockroach-eating contest choked to death on vomit. And cockroaches   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 15
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2012-11-27 12:38:25 PM
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David St. Hubbins, Derek Smalls and Nigel Tufnel could not be reached at press time for a comment concerning the death of their latest drummer.
2012-11-27 11:59:08 AM
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Suspect identified:

i.imgur.com

/stubmitter
2012-11-27 11:28:29 AM
1 votes:
some dead guys have funerals where small groups of people burst out laughing at the dead guy throughout the entire evening. don't be that dead guy.
2012-11-27 11:20:56 AM
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karnal: I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?
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DUDE! Don't do shiat like that. Blech. Roaches just creep me right the hell out.

Spiders I can handle. Snakes? Love 'em. But let a roach skitter past me and I'm
all like the "eek a mouse!" lady on Tom & Jerry that you only ever see from the
knees down.
2012-11-27 10:52:04 AM
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Upton Pratt unavailable for comment.

/the bugs got his tongue
2012-11-27 10:41:26 AM
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I'd imagine it took a month because it's FL and you have a ton of asshats dying in odd ways, so you have a backlog of these things.

/what kind of fatty was this guy that he can't choke back a little vomit and keep going.
//Wasn't there a fat guy with a frickin half of a Wendy's spoon stuck in his lung.
2012-11-27 10:39:14 AM
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abhorrent1: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python

WTF? Can't you just go out in your yard and pick one up in Florida?


If you live in S. Florida, you pretty much can, actually.
2012-11-27 10:31:37 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to Joe's esophagus.
2012-11-27 10:28:46 AM
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I need an Irony rating over here. He choked to death on the bugs he was killing. There's some natural justice and a reversal of actions.

/must be ironic since the tag wasn't used...
//I make my own definitions tyvm
2012-11-27 09:37:27 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?
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2012-11-27 09:30:32 AM
1 votes:
This story really bugs me.
2012-11-27 09:13:26 AM
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I_C_Weener: Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches


bullshiat

www.spincentral.org
2012-11-27 09:11:20 AM
1 votes:

Ambivalence


Wow. That took a month to figure out?


The staff at the coroner's office facepalmed so hard they knocked themselves out. Each time they regained consciousness and remembered what they were doing they facepalmed again.
2012-11-27 09:10:26 AM
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Somacandra: I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.


I think this sums it up for me.
2012-11-27 09:08:02 AM
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I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.
 
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