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2012-11-27 08:41:19 AM
I hear red, red wine is good for weight loss.

/I also hear that it makes you feel so fine
//Rumor has it that it even keeps you rocking all of the time
 
2012-11-27 08:46:38 AM

TenJed_77: Damn mobile links!


Here is a better link about UB-40.
 
2012-11-27 08:50:09 AM

Millennium: I hear red, red wine is good for weight loss.

/I also hear that it makes you feel so fine
//Rumor has it that it even keeps you rocking all of the time


It also bin bin donka donka fin foon dong (that's what the one particular lyric sounds like to me)
 
2012-11-27 09:02:20 AM
OOOOOOOOOOHHH Buuuuuuuuuurnn!

(shrug - got nuthin)
 
2012-11-27 09:03:33 AM
Dear Lord. He looks like *me*.

/just threw up in my life a little, but choked it back down cuz I'm a fat tie
 
2012-11-27 09:15:28 AM
40? More like 60 at least!
 
2012-11-27 09:20:31 AM
UB40 is to Reggae as Avril Levine is to Punk. Discuss.
 
2012-11-27 09:20:41 AM
Who knew he was dating Helen Mirren?

/not really, but looks like her.
 
2012-11-27 09:23:12 AM
I wanted to post this in the Shel Silverstein thread but it was way too long....so it's going here!

Neil Diamond wrote Red Red Wine.
 
2012-11-27 09:33:04 AM

ristst: I wanted to post this in the Shel Silverstein thread but it was way too long....so it's going here!

Neil Diamond wrote Red Red Wine.


Alan Arkin wrote The Banana Boat Song
 
2012-11-27 09:44:45 AM
Anyone else think he looks like a fatter version of the Rancor's keeper?
ctcmr.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-27 10:03:05 AM
Can't a guy take his 15 minutes of fame and live a life of leisure these days without subby getting all jealous and whatnot?
 
2012-11-27 10:15:47 AM

stupiddream: UB40 is to Reggae as Elvis Presley is to Rock & Roll. Discuss.

 
2012-11-27 10:28:03 AM

Crewmannumber6: Alan Arkin wrote The Banana Boat Song


The one that says Day-O? Now there's one I did not know.

Clifton Davis (actor, That's My Mama & Amen) wrote The Jackson 5'shiat, Never Can Say Goodbye.
 
2012-11-27 10:38:25 AM
OK, that should've been The Jackson 5'shiat...

But it did make me laugh for a second. I got pwned by the system...!
 
2012-11-27 10:40:25 AM
What the hell?????

The darned auto correct keeps changing what I wrote! It is a little bit amusing....

How about if I say The Jackson 5's #2 hit record...? Let's see if that one is changed.
 
2012-11-27 10:51:43 AM

icallhimgamblor: Who knew he was dating Helen Mirren?

/not really, but looks like her.


Looks like this is covered.
 
2012-11-27 10:55:02 AM

ristst: What the hell?????

The darned auto correct keeps changing what I wrote! It is a little bit amusing....

How about if I say The Jackson 5's #2 hit record...? Let's see if that one is changed.


nastyfancy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-27 10:56:26 AM

stupiddream: UB40 is to Reggae as Avril Levine is to Punk. Discuss.


I save that designation for any of the horrendously dumb Cali ska bands playing for American bourgeois white suburbanite teens that came out during the 90s. UB40 was originally a close cousin of The Beat/Madness (they collaborated with both) and actually a pretty decent blue-eyed dub club band playing in the Red Light district of Birmingham
 
2012-11-27 11:05:57 AM

ristst: What the hell?????

The darned auto correct keeps changing what I wrote! It is a little bit amusing....

How about if I say The Jackson 5's #2 hit record...? Let's see if that one is changed.


You had it right the first and second times.
 
2012-11-27 11:08:30 AM
HAHAHAHA!
He looks like he lives in a nice place he can afford and is resting easy with some wine and his woman!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I don't have that, so.........he's a fatty!! HAHAHAHAHA!

/Subby is a TMZ biatch.
 
2012-11-27 11:32:23 AM

Surly U. Jest: icallhimgamblor: Who knew he was dating Helen Mirren?

/not really, but looks like her.

Looks like this is covered.


I'd like to "cover" Helen Mirren.
 
2012-11-27 11:58:30 AM

Zombie DJ: HAHAHAHA!
He looks like he lives in a nice place he can afford and is resting easy with some wine and his woman!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I don't have that, so.........he's a fatty!! HAHAHAHAHA!

/Subby is a TMZ biatch.


You've perfectly surmised the psychology behind celebrity tabloid consumption.
 
2012-11-27 12:05:05 PM

InmanRoshi: Zombie DJ: HAHAHAHA!
He looks like he lives in a nice place he can afford and is resting easy with some wine and his woman!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I don't have that, so.........he's a fatty!! HAHAHAHAHA!

/Subby is a TMZ biatch.

You've perfectly surmised the psychology behind celebrity tabloid consumptionEntertainment Tab.

 
2012-11-27 12:37:47 PM
I feel that the Helen Mirren lookalike is rather attractive.

/Probably goes without saying
 
2012-11-27 01:13:11 PM
Menopause - not just for gals anymore.
 
2012-11-27 03:06:14 PM
OK, not being a reader of tmz, I happened upon this while checking out a headline here, and found the pictures funny. I actually felt bad after I submitted it, expecting fat farkers to huff and puff their sweaty fingers to type why it's wrong to make fun of fatty chow hounds. I am working hard at losing 20lbs myself so I can understand that angle, but since that's the case I equate it to comradre, like when blaa people greet other blaa people like "sup ni**a" or Mexicans greet eachother like "ayyy cholo" or when white guys say to eachother " hi white dude". If that singer heard me say that, he would glance at my paunch and give me a knowing nod. Instead I have to defend how I linked to a crappy website. Perhaps there is hope for us all yet. But I still got a green (sticks out tongue) nyaa nyaa
 
2012-11-27 04:14:49 PM
His friends call him biatchtits.
 
2012-11-27 04:39:31 PM
He looks like Val Kilmer's grand dad
 
2012-11-27 05:44:31 PM
But aging is wonderful. Look at the wisdom in those boobs! He's in better shape than in his 20s! He would never want to be young again! He's entering the Olympics soon!
 
2012-11-27 06:29:46 PM
Few songs out there drive me to a murderous rage. UB40's Red Red Wine is one of them. I don't know why, but even after all these years, I still want to go kick puppies at even the THOUGHT of that song
 
2012-11-27 06:31:49 PM
He looks like an American.
 
2012-11-27 09:51:27 PM
Tell you what....Let's all agree to come back here in 25 years and compare moobage.

Who's game?
 
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