BarkingUnicorn: Milking maids get only minimum wage?
AverageAmericanGuy: They're paying way too much for some of those things. I'm not paying 100 bucks for a french hen.
maddermaxx: I do not believe they're factoring in the cost of getting real lords-a-leaping, and using faux leaping lords ruins the entire effect. Of course, inflationary pressures have kept lords-a-leaping out of the comfortable price range of ordinary folk, but you shouldn't shirk on quality when it comes to these things I say./I blame Obama for not developing lords-a-leaping supplies over here.
thisiszombocom: Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
AverageAmericanGuy: thisiszombocom: Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsFive gold rings, actually.
Teknowaffle: fark that, how much does the crap that gold-digger asks for in "Santa Baby" cost?
HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: They're paying way too much for some of those things. I'm not paying 100 bucks for a french hen.True dat. And pigeons are free. You can pick up a canary for $30, so four calling birds is only $120.
Mock26: ''Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."There are no "five golden rings." Song is a lie.
doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: thisiszombocom: Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsFive gold rings, actually.Nice try not smart guy.5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.Also, it's easier to sing.
AverageAmericanGuy: I will defer to Miss Piggy.
HotWingAgenda: You can pick up a canary for $30.
Old enough to know better: And whacky morning radio shows all over America have their material for tomorrow.Sick of this, and radar tracking of Santa on Christmas eve every goddamn year.
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Eight comic books,Seven packs of 24, (nice gift)Fiiiiiiive golden tuques!Four pounds of back bacon,Three french toast,Two turtle-necks,and a beer in a tree.[vreaa.files.wordpress.com image 450x348]I got them all (except the beer) for under $100 at Giant Tiger. Now to the Beer Store, eh!
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