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(PennLive)   Have a cheating boyfriend? You could try to rip his catheter out   (pennlive.com) divider line 2
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2012-11-26 10:55:51 PM
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violentsalvation: Lsherm: Ambivalence: Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.

was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?

It started uncomfortable, but when the nurse told me "we can keep doing this slow or try the band-aid approach" - THEN it was wildly painful for a good 20 minutes, and I was sore for days. And the soreness is doubly irritating because it's not just your dick, it's inside, too. Like I got vagina punched with brass knuckles, except I don't have a vagina. Or brass knuckles.

Granted, them putting the damn thing in wasn't a bed of roses, either, but it was nothing compared to it coming out.

It hurts like a biatch, and for me I had to watch because I was unconscious when it went in, so I wanted to know just what the hell was up in my pee hole. And as he was pulling out this bloody tubing it felt like a weed eater was being dragged through my dick.


Next time, ask them to clamp it for half an hour before they take it out. Then deflate the balloon and pull it out yourself while peeing. It makes it a lot less painful, and you don't have to clean that bathroom anyway. The catheters also come in different gauges, but they seem to think everyone is an XXL.
2012-11-27 07:45:55 AM
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Some of this just doesn't make any sense. Catheters just don't go in your chest unless your plumbing is really messed up.

I'm thinking he had some sort of stent or a drain that the biatch from he!! yanked out.

Of course, maybe the dude was just dressed high and his junk was taped to his chest.

I'm just glad there weren't photos.
 
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