Steve Zodiac: By Junior High Hashtag will be as relevant as naming her 'Ethyl'.
BarkingUnicorn: Her name will be shortened to "Hash" and her friends will be envious.
JasonOfOrillia: He can go on play-dates with little Bobby Tables.
Bonanza Jellybean: [imgs.xkcd.com image 666x205]
Bonanza Jellybean: JasonOfOrillia: He can go on play-dates with little Bobby Tables.Curse you!
JustMatt: My friend said there was a woman in one of his classes whose name was "L-a". Apparently pronounced L'dasha. He isn't the type of person to make up stories but I have a hard time believing somebody would name their child / them self that.
timswar: /In fact, "sounds like" substitutions all need to go.
croesius: That name deserves a pounding.
timswar: IIRC there's a European country where baby names have to go through some kind of court approval process. There was an article posted to Fark ages ago about a judge ordering that some parents rename their kid because he felt the name they chose would ultimately be harmful.We need some laws like that here. Also laws banning superfluous Ys./In fact, "sounds like" substitutions all need to go.//And get off my lawn while you're at it
Darth Macho: Still not the worst name a parent could give their child.
styckx: God do I hate websites that hit the "prt-scr" key and add a watermark as if they're creative genius needed protecting. It's almost as bad as 9fags watermarking their shiatty rage comics and forced memes w/ their 9fag profile url
Shirley Ujest: Darth Macho: Still not the worst name a parent could give their child.I give. Who is it?
untaken_name: JustMatt: "L-a"Link
abhorrent1: Farking people are such idiots.
JustMatt: untaken_name: JustMatt: "L-a"LinkI don't have a Facebook account and the mobile version of the page doesn't have much besides the icon saying the dash don't be silent, or wherever. Am I correct in assuming this it's the person's Facebook page, or is it a group for others with this name?Not sure what class my buddy was in with her (or somebody with the same ridiculous name), but I know he's in law school. Sure hope this wasn't a law school exclusive class...
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