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2012-11-26 09:18:30 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 10:37:53 PM
The cake is a lie.
 
2012-11-26 11:48:55 PM
The birthday card contained plane tickets to Japan to retrieve the N64DD portion of the cake.
 
2012-11-26 11:51:55 PM

Krymson Tyde:


Either Vader is a brony or he's into some really dark sexual shiat.
 
2012-11-27 12:00:00 AM
Cute, but inedible. Fondant is anti-food.
 
2012-11-27 12:03:35 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: Cute, but inedible. Fondant is anti-food.


That, and Zelda's looks freak me the hell out... And I doubt anyone would actually eat Navi out of sheer fear that she'd be yelling out "Hey, listen!!!" inside your stomach.
 
2012-11-27 12:07:45 AM
"By far" or "far and away"?
 
2012-11-27 12:18:21 AM
Except that at some point it stops being a cake and starts being an elaborate sugar, fondant, and gum paste confection that happens to be on or near a cake. The mere fact that the sugar, fondant and gum paste are technically edible (but mostly gross to eat) does not make them part of a cake. While I applaud the maker for his miniature sculpture skills, it's simply not a cake. It's a sculpture that happens to have some cake in it.

Cake is comprised of two things: Cake and Frosting. The preferred method of applying frosting to a cake is to chill the frosting in its can, open, and then eat it with a spoon while watching re-runs of The Ghost and Mrs Muir on VHS. (Also, please note: "Vanilla frosting" is neither vanilla nor frosting. It is an ungodly froth born of the perverse union of Sin and Depravity and should be smote from the face of the Earth.)
 
2012-11-27 12:24:30 AM

tillerman35: Except that at some point it stops being a cake and starts being an elaborate sugar, fondant, and gum paste confection that happens to be on or near a cake. The mere fact that the sugar, fondant and gum paste are technically edible (but mostly gross to eat) does not make them part of a cake. While I applaud the maker for his miniature sculpture skills, it's simply not a cake. It's a sculpture that happens to have some cake in it.

Cake is comprised of two things: Cake and Frosting. The preferred method of applying frosting to a cake is to chill the frosting in its can, open, and then eat it with a spoon while watching re-runs of The Ghost and Mrs Muir on VHS. (Also, please note: "Vanilla frosting" is neither vanilla nor frosting. It is an ungodly froth born of the perverse union of Sin and Depravity and should be smote from the face of the Earth.)


I disagree. The proper way to apply frosting is to have warm, naked cake and the top it with a good ice cream that compliments the flavor. Its even better with brownies or pie.

In fact, skip the cake, pie and brownies and just make a good ice cream and stout float.

Or just have the stout and be done with it all.

Thats right son, Dad drinks because you want farking frosted cake!
 
2012-11-27 12:29:49 AM

tillerman35: Except that at some point it stops being a cake and starts being an elaborate sugar, fondant, and gum paste confection that happens to be on or near a cake. The mere fact that the sugar, fondant and gum paste are technically edible (but mostly gross to eat) does not make them part of a cake. While I applaud the maker for his miniature sculpture skills, it's simply not a cake. It's a sculpture that happens to have some cake in it.

Cake is comprised of two things: Cake and Frosting. The preferred method of applying frosting to a cake is to chill the frosting in its can, open, and then eat it with a spoon while watching re-runs of The Ghost and Mrs Muir on VHS. (Also, please note: "Vanilla frosting" is neither vanilla nor frosting. It is an ungodly froth born of the perverse union of Sin and Depravity and should be smote from the face of the Earth.)


You must be a blast at parties.
 
2012-11-27 12:42:43 AM
riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-27 12:44:52 AM
I was hoping to see a cellular peptide cake.
 
2012-11-27 12:49:05 AM
the word "nerd" couldn't be used enough on that page, I felt....
 
2012-11-27 12:50:03 AM
Close, but not quite.
 
2012-11-27 01:04:17 AM
Hey, the Millennium Falcon!

www.buyonlinenow.ca
 
2012-11-27 01:12:27 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hey, the Millennium Falcon!

[www.buyonlinenow.ca image 225x225]

 
2012-11-27 01:16:05 AM
Sorry subby but I believe these can all pretty much beat this cake, mostly in style if not content. It's not terrible though, just obviously not quite in the A+ grade.
 
2012-11-27 01:31:47 AM

fozziewazzi: I was hoping to see a cellular peptide cake.


There were many things in TNG that didn't make sense or were just fancy words thrown together from a 500 level physics textbook. But the whole "subliminal harmonics" of the creatures, was just silly.
 
2012-11-27 02:32:25 AM

fozziewazzi: I was hoping to see a cellular peptide cake.


With mint frosting.
 
2012-11-27 02:45:16 AM

Solon Isonomia: Krymson Tyde:

Either Vader is a brony or he's into some really dark sexual shiat.


Shhh. It's late. You'll awaken the herd, and it's too late in the night for a serious sugar binge, especially after that last cider.

TofuTheAlmighty: Cute, but inedible. Fondant is anti-food.


It's all good, man, we can hook you up with whatever you need. Not into fondant? Buttercream it is.
 
2012-11-27 04:16:43 AM
Man, I hate to be this guy, but... grey cartridge? Really?
 
2012-11-27 04:40:25 AM
Look, it's important to note that eating this bile-inducing excuse for a dessert does not make you a "nerd". A depressingly misguided man-child-shut-in with a whole cartload of mental disorders, sure. A "nerd", not so much.

Also, Zelda and Star Wars have never been relevant beyond the age of 12.

Scratch that. Zelda was never relevant.
 
2012-11-27 04:52:07 AM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Man, I hate to be this guy, but... grey cartridge? Really?


Hah! Didn't catch that.
I remember me and a friend trying to beat it in a night during a sleepover.
/Miss the N64
//Miss being a kid even more
 
2012-11-27 04:57:20 AM
tillerman35: The preferred method of applying frosting to a cake is to chill the frosting in its can,

Frosting from a can? WTF is wrong with you?
 
2012-11-27 05:18:50 AM
It looks like a 5 year old made it out of Play Doh. I could never actually eat it because mentally I would expect it to taste like Play Doh, which, coincidentally, I probably learned the taste of when I was about 5. An awful, awful looking cake and the play doh crap is really too overdone these days. What happened to being able to make beautiful, sculptural cakes with out the play doh?
 
2012-11-27 05:43:53 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Look, it's important to note that eating this bile-inducing excuse for a dessert does not make you a "nerd". A depressingly misguided man-child-shut-in with a whole cartload of mental disorders, sure. A "nerd", not so much.

Also, Zelda and Star Wars have never been relevant beyond the age of 12.

Scratch that. Zelda was never relevant.


Might I suggest and insecticide enema? Sounds like the little bugger really corkscrewed way up there.
 
2012-11-27 08:06:52 AM

Solon Isonomia: Krymson Tyde:

Either Vader is a brony or he's into some really dark sexual shiat.


That was what my daughter asked to be on her birthday cake. She loves Star Wars and we watch MLP together.
 
2012-11-27 08:32:22 AM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Man, I hate to be this guy, but... grey cartridge? Really?


Came to say this
 
2012-11-27 09:06:16 AM
 
2012-11-27 09:18:13 AM
"Hit the jump for additional pics."

the fark?
 
2012-11-27 09:38:36 AM

Iczer: TofuTheAlmighty: Cute, but inedible. Fondant is anti-food.

That, and Zelda's looks freak me the hell out... And I doubt anyone would actually eat Navi out of sheer fear that she'd be yelling out "Hey, listen!!!" inside your stomach.


Came for "Hey! Listen!"
Left satisfied.
 
2012-11-27 10:09:14 AM

acronym: "Hit the jump for additional pics."

the fark?


Sounds like they tried to 'super nerd' the old 'after the jump' line blogs have been using forever, even when they don't have a jump or break because bloggers are farking stupid.
 
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