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(HitFix)   Fark Ready Headline: One Direction wish they were cool enough for a Jay-Z collaboration   (hitfix.com) divider line 16
    More: Amusing, Jay Z, Liam Payne, Santigold, collaborations, HOV, Snoop Dogg  
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2012-11-26 05:00:02 PM  
They're not cool enough for a Backstreet Boys collaboration.
 
2012-11-26 05:58:28 PM  
They're cool enough for a laryngitis collaboration.
 
2012-11-26 05:58:32 PM  
What the hell is a One Direction? It sounds like some mega-churchy gospel thing....
 
2012-11-26 06:04:07 PM  

karmaceutical: What the hell is a One Direction? It sounds like some mega-churchy gospel thing....


I hate myself for knowing this...

They are a boy band put together on the UK version of X-Factor. They were signed to Simon Cowell's label.
 
2012-11-26 06:09:37 PM  

karmaceutical: What the hell is a One Direction? It sounds like some mega-churchy gospel thing....


The guys arguing with Drew Brees in the Pepsi commercial.
 
2012-11-26 06:10:29 PM  

karmaceutical: What the hell is a One Direction? It sounds like some mega-churchy gospel thing....


That thing Taylor Swift is dating this week.
 
2012-11-26 06:22:37 PM  
www.pleated-jeans.com
 
2012-11-26 06:29:47 PM  
I watched a parody video of one of their songs, basically blasting them for being a bunch of nancies, and I couldn't believe the source material could be that lame.

So I YouTubed the original song and it was unbelievably bad. I hear these guys pull mad female tail, but to hear this song and watch this video, you couldn't convince me they weren't all gayer than Adam Lambert's live-in make-up stylist.
 
2012-11-26 07:43:41 PM  
Didn't they used to be called Take That?
 
2012-11-26 08:04:36 PM  
Jay Z: "I got 99 problems.....This collabo ain't one."
 
2012-11-26 08:39:45 PM  
And so it goes...out with the old, in with the new. SSDD
 
2012-11-26 09:29:27 PM  

Car_Ramrod: [www.pleated-jeans.com image 500x89]


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2012-11-26 10:44:38 PM  

Car_Ramrod: [www.pleated-jeans.com image 500x89]


That is some fine trollin'
 
2012-11-26 10:50:05 PM  
What's the big deal? Jay-Z shows up, says "Uh-uh-yeah-yeah" into a microphone, give him his paycheck, and they loop it a few times throughout the song.
 
2012-11-26 11:37:02 PM  

Mega Steve: What's the big deal? Jay-Z shows up, says "Uh-uh-yeah-yeah" into a microphone, give him his paycheck, and they loop it a few times throughout the song.


Stuff I like
Tool, Venture Brothers, Kill Bill, Tori Amos, MST3K, Ministry, Raising Arizona, Scrubs, the Misfits, Monty Python, the Marx Brothers, Strong Bad, redheaded woman, chocolate, tequila, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Liz Phair, Guinness beer, the Ramones, and shiny objects

you sound kinda white. You wouldn't feel it.
 
2012-11-27 05:52:37 AM  

links136: Mega Steve: What's the big deal? Jay-Z shows up, says "Uh-uh-yeah-yeah" into a microphone, give him his paycheck, and they loop it a few times throughout the song.

Stuff I like
Tool, Venture Brothers, Kill Bill, Tori Amos, MST3K, Ministry, Raising Arizona, Scrubs, the Misfits, Monty Python, the Marx Brothers, Strong Bad, redheaded woman, chocolate, tequila, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Liz Phair, Guinness beer, the Ramones, and shiny objects

you sound kinda white. You wouldn't feel it.


Whoa, you like Venture Bros., Monty Python, redheads, chocolate, and tequila too? What are the odds? We should party.
 
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