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(TMZ)   The half from 'Two and a Half Men' no longer wants to be on the show because he doesn't want to contribute to the greater glory of Satan. Oh come on, Ashton Kutcher is not THAT bad   (tmz.com) divider line 216
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2012-11-26 03:02:21 PM  
Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard
 
2012-11-26 03:04:25 PM  

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo
 
2012-11-26 03:05:49 PM  
So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?
 
2012-11-26 03:13:02 PM  

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


THIS.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:39 PM  

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


That was my first thought. Maybe they can turn the Left Behind series into a buddy comedy.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:48 PM  
Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.
 
2012-11-26 03:16:40 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard

The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo


Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.
 
2012-11-26 03:18:30 PM  

Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.


See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.
 
2012-11-26 03:30:47 PM  
It took him this long to figure out the show is "ungodly filth"????

I knew this 9 years ago.
 
2012-11-26 03:34:08 PM  
Listen kid, I know Kirk Cameron used to be a babe magnet, but if you follow him down that road, eventually you'll be peeling bananas suggestively on public access television and celebrating your birthday with a Subway sammich and two poor schmucks that you had to pay to be your friends. It's not pretty, kid.
 
2012-11-26 03:37:19 PM  

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


While you're busy stuffing, might I casually point out there are no black keebler elves?

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/ How awesome would a Ray Comfort/Kirk Cameron/Angus T Jones holier-than-thou trinity be?
// To the banana-mobile - Matt Dillahunty doesn't stand a chance!
 
2012-11-26 03:38:21 PM  
Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.
 
2012-11-26 03:54:27 PM  
I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.
 
2012-11-26 03:55:05 PM  

Earguy: Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.


He's got a promising career in the christian entertainment industry - maybe even a shot at a devil's 3-way with Michael W. Smith and Amy Grant. If all that falls through, he can always adjust his stance a little wider...
 
2012-11-26 04:03:42 PM  

10.0.0.1: I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.


And is now wandering drunk through her trailer park.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:33 PM  
Sounds like someone had a special dressing-room moment with Kirk Cameron.
 
2012-11-26 04:07:01 PM  
Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.
 
2012-11-26 04:18:43 PM  

vartian: See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


I think that it depends whether you use water or silicone based lube. I do know that silicone does work better with dwarves, but getting the lube stains out of the sheets is a chore.
 
2012-11-26 04:25:15 PM  

Earguy: Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.


There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Also, he's probably still getting some fat syndication checks. If he stashes just those away, and lives a sober and responsible Christian life, he's probably set for quite some time. Unless, of course, he starts donating it all to his church.
 
2012-11-26 04:43:21 PM  
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2012-11-26 04:56:45 PM  
So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...
 
2012-11-26 04:58:04 PM  
Ashton Kutcher is not that bad, subby?
 
2012-11-26 05:07:08 PM  

Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.


Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.

Trust laws also only apply in a few states - California and New York are the only ones that have any real legs, and I am pretty sure he falls under CA law, but these laws don't do as much as one might think. (Also, if the account isn't a good one -- like through the Actors' Credit Union, fees can eat up a good chunk of the money that is deposited.)
 
2012-11-26 05:08:16 PM  
Satan peaked with "Friends." That theme song haunts me to this day.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:30 PM  
Also: UTMA/UGMA accounts are less secure than Coogan accounts, though it is likely that a kid on such a big studio show has a proper Coogan account and his earnings were dealt with in a more above the board level than some kid doing a first-time acting job in a low-budget movie or TV show pilot, so on and so forth.
 
2012-11-26 05:25:42 PM  
TFA: Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets
 
You heathen!
 
2012-11-26 05:27:50 PM  
This is what happens when you can't handle your drugs. Wimp.
 
2012-11-26 05:28:56 PM  

TheHopeDiamond: Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.


"Ohnoes! Somebody said "God" while they repeated the same opinion I have! I have to hate them now!"

Maybe before calling the guy a hypocrite, you should see if he does anything hypocritical. What he's doing now isn't - it's a broadside into the show's PR, a common first step toward creating an environment where he'll be released from his contract.
 
2012-11-26 05:34:48 PM  
So now it will be called just "Two Men?"

Sounds like my Saturday night "escort" order.
 
2012-11-26 05:39:24 PM  

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


23. You can fit 23 up there.... but do NOT trust the Fudge stripe Cookies they send out of there.
 
2012-11-26 05:41:30 PM  
Well that's one good way to get kicked off a show.
 
2012-11-26 05:43:57 PM  
Holy crap, I thought subby was being hyperbolic with the Satan talk. He literally said that. When I first heard about this (overheard my students in lab mention something about it), I thought he was taking a stand against being on a generic, unfunny "comedy" show. If that were the case, I would have supported him. But no, it turns out he's just a mentally unstable Christian whackjob.
 
2012-11-26 06:14:32 PM  
Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets.

Damn, that's all it takes? Apparently I've been on a downward trend since I was 16.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:07 PM  

jack21221: ...it turns out he's just a mentally unstable Christian whackjob


But you repeat yourself?
 
2012-11-26 06:26:47 PM  
99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?
 
2012-11-26 06:29:31 PM  
So he wants to blame TV for his being an absolute asshat then? Fine. Then we can blame church for him being an absolute douche now.
 
2012-11-26 06:36:50 PM  
And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.
 
2012-11-26 06:52:13 PM  

Mugato: And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.


Exactly, it's all dirty money, so why keep it? Why wait until you know the show is done (no way it's coming back).

What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?
 
2012-11-26 06:54:44 PM  
Isn't his character in the army? Time for a "shipping you off to Afghanistan" storyline, I'm thinking.
 
2012-11-26 06:57:21 PM  

Diogenes: So now it will be called just "Two Men?"

Sounds like my Saturday night "escort" order.



Don't make my mistake and try to save money ordering the half man, MANIMAL IS NOT A GENTLE LOVER!
 
2012-11-26 06:58:48 PM  

hbk72777: Mugato: And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.

Exactly, it's all dirty money, so why keep it? Why wait until you know the show is done (no way it's coming back).

What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?


There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).
 
2012-11-26 06:59:03 PM  
So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.
 
2012-11-26 07:00:24 PM  

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"
 
2012-11-26 07:00:24 PM  
Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

jennagold.typepad.com

/Korn pretty much died when he left
 
2012-11-26 07:00:28 PM  

serpent_sky: Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.



Actually the Coogan Account requires 15% per performance/check. My 2 year old grandson has one for the videos and shows he's done. A lot of the rest goes to income taxes and agency fees. He got paid $150 for 1 recent shoot and after Coogan deductions, taxes, and his agency fees the take home check was about $48.
 
2012-11-26 07:01:01 PM  
There's always problems when you go from being "the fat funny kid/guy" to the "not so funny cos' he ain't so fat anymore dude".

Ask Will Sasso.
 
2012-11-26 07:03:57 PM  
Man, do I hate it when I end up agreeing with Christian Fundamental Wack-Jobs. It feels like the Earth goes off its axis for about an hour.
 
2012-11-26 07:04:31 PM  

hbk72777:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's


In your endo - huh huh...

Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver (NSFW Double Entendre)
 
2012-11-26 07:05:04 PM  

Earguy: First, they've already proven they can replace a character


Two Cindys and 39 Helens agree.
 
2012-11-26 07:05:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).


Taxi Driver?
 
2012-11-26 07:06:09 PM  
Then have him run over by a tank.

They've done it before.

/And you'll note the $cientologists didn't go after the ugly kid actor.
 
2012-11-26 07:07:28 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"


Rules for Comma usage/Trolling with Panache
 
2012-11-26 07:07:36 PM  
Hunter says:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 07:09:03 PM  
They ought to just let him spend each episode ranting about how awful and evil the show is. It might actually be entertaining then.
 
2012-11-26 07:10:07 PM  
So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...
 
2012-11-26 07:16:17 PM  

Elzar: BunkyBrewman: Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard

The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo

Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.


Idle hands are the devil's playground after all.
 
2012-11-26 07:17:42 PM  
And i thought he was "acting" on the show. Now I know he really is that dumb...
 
2012-11-26 07:18:04 PM  
In a couple of years:

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2012-11-26 07:18:25 PM  
Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 07:20:11 PM  
He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-11-26 07:20:48 PM  
Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

izzoiz.com
 
2012-11-26 07:20:59 PM  

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

[eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com image 650x568]


A table surface is an awkward place for a glory hole.
 
2012-11-26 07:22:21 PM  
I admit it. I watched the show.
I watched because I liked watching Charlie Sheen play Charlie Sheen.
It was like a well scripted reality show.
Once he left, there was no reason to watch.
 
2012-11-26 07:24:54 PM  
While this sounds like a Kirk Cameron situation, I beg to differ. On Growing Pains, Kirk Cameron was considered the main draw for the show by the creators, producers, and head of the network. He was the one everybody tuned in to see, and was catered to because of this fact. This made his eventual change to a stupid little fundie a bad situation because, in the eyes of everybody, it poisoned the show because he was considered one of the main reasons for the show.

Angus, on the other hand, is a child actor who has grown up to be an ugly adult. The show can and will go on without him, and it would be favored to do so as useless child actors aren't really necessary for the show to continue. He can be replaced by a cheaper and younger actor on a moment's notice and nothing about the show's formula will change drastically. If anything, it would be easier as they don't have a $350k per episode sinkhole pretending to be a 'half man.'

If anything, Angus comes off as one of those blond kids from Home Improvement: this is it for him as an actor, and the next big thing about him will be an eventual divorce or ten-year 'look where they are now' bit where he's living in a trailer park working through a succession of women who are taking their hunk of his dwindling cash for drugs. He was going to have a hard enough time working after the show, and this going to destroy whatever shell of a career he had afterward.
 
2012-11-26 07:25:13 PM  
Hey, somebody should post that picture from Kirk Cameron's birthday party.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:23 PM  

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

[jennagold.typepad.com image 339x357]

/Korn pretty much died when he left


You're about two albums too late with that assessment. KoRn died after Follow the Leader.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:39 PM  
#FAILING

/really, no one went there yet
//bunch of slackers you are
 
2012-11-26 07:27:16 PM  

Badgers: In a couple of years:

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:
Loucifer: He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

\tzzhc4: Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

What you guys at a bible meeting together?

 
2012-11-26 07:27:39 PM  
Andrew Dice Clay says you are a stupid mother farker.
 
2012-11-26 07:28:11 PM  

10.0.0.1: I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.


Hopefully he has a better financial planner
 
2012-11-26 07:28:15 PM  

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

[jennagold.typepad.com image 339x357]

/Korn pretty much died when he left


Hmm. Was his nickname head because of the size of that melon? Yowza!
 
2012-11-26 07:29:12 PM  

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


No you are confusing him with a follower of Jesus of Nazareth. He is a follower of Jesus Christ, where as long as you say the secret password you get to belong to the Magic Mickey Mouse club of the saved no matter how big a douchebag you are. It's ok, it's been a common mistake since about 33 AD.
 
2012-11-26 07:30:22 PM  

LariSpitler: So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


I heard Charlie donated $100,000 to... Lindsey Lohan.
 
2012-11-26 07:31:34 PM  

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


Nah, that church is going to suck him dry I bet.
 
2012-11-26 07:32:43 PM  

Marisyana: Isn't his character in the army? Time for a "shipping you off to Afghanistan" storyline, I'm thinking.


So much this. Showing him on the Skype screen is annoying. Although watching Miley Cyrus jump around in skimpy clothing was nice. I've only been watching this show since the last couple of seasons Charlie was on. However, I will say this - Walden should just outright kick out Alan. That same week, the kid dies in combat and Lindsey leaves him. Alan jumps into the ocean and drowns. Kathy Bates looks on from the bridge to welcome him to hell.

End Show.
 
2012-11-26 07:38:13 PM  

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

[jennagold.typepad.com image 339x357]

/Korn pretty much died when he left


THIS
I had started losing interest in them around the same time he left. But the shiat I hear from them now is awful.
 
2012-11-26 07:40:21 PM  
I hope he's putting on an Andy Kaufmann routine.
 
2012-11-26 07:43:13 PM  
Angus is just angry about being only the 2nd best-known celebrity born on October 8, 1993.
 
2012-11-26 07:48:29 PM  

Lego_Addict: Badgers: In a couple of years:

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:
Loucifer: He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

\tzzhc4: Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

What you guys at a bible meeting together?


You know, they defended that picture claiming there are 10-15 people behind the camera. Yet it clearly seems to be the corner of a room and enough food for the 3 people in the photo plus 1 picture-taker.

Oh this isn't a Kirk Cameron thread?
 
2012-11-26 07:48:34 PM  

serpent_sky: Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.

Trust laws also only apply in a few states - California and New York are the only ones that have any real legs, and I am pretty sure he falls under CA law, but these laws don't do as much as one might think. (Also, if the account isn't a good one -- like through the Actors' Credit Union, fees can eat up a good chunk of the money that is deposited.)


I have heard about fees being a problem, but as far as the percentages go, isn't it the other way around - no more than 10% can be skimmed? It's been a while since I looked into this, I guess I need to do some research again. Or not, since I don't actually care all that much.
 
2012-11-26 07:48:52 PM  

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


Most of what I've enjoyed in the 80's got me called in league with Satan.

Ozzy, D&D, Maiden, Dio, Star Trek (both).

After awhile I gave up trying to hide any of it and just took the insults.
I hope people grow up in the next generation.
 
2012-11-26 07:50:09 PM  
Good for this kid.

The religous angle really isnt needed to see that the show is as base as it gets.

Hard to believe it's the same creator as Big Bang. Sort of like Wheel of Fortune is to Jeopardy.
 
2012-11-26 07:53:09 PM  
Is it weird that I first read about this on Conservapedia, and figured it was just bullshiat like everything else on that site?
 
2012-11-26 07:53:25 PM  
Smoking weed and speeding tickets? Slow down there, Mr. Self Destructive.
 
2012-11-26 07:56:38 PM  
No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)
 
2012-11-26 08:02:23 PM  
If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.
 
2012-11-26 08:12:23 PM  

LariSpitler: Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


In my life that would be an upward trend....

/ Had lots of speeding tickets
// Haven't had a single porn star
/// Give me Chuck's money and I'll live the lifestyle without the crazy
 
2012-11-26 08:23:32 PM  
 
2012-11-26 08:27:26 PM  
And yet, he'll gladly take that DVD and Netflix money which will likely be his main source of income over the next few years.
 
2012-11-26 08:30:06 PM  
What's with the arm around the other guy? I had no idea he was gay.
 
2012-11-26 08:30:24 PM  
The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man. The show made zero sense after Charlie died. Give it the Old Yeller treatment,
 
2012-11-26 08:31:45 PM  

Fark Dupp: Actually the Coogan Account requires 15% per performance/check. My 2 year old grandson has one for the videos and shows he's done. A lot of the rest goes to income taxes and agency fees. He got paid $150 for 1 recent shoot and after Coogan deductions, taxes, and his agency fees the take home check was about $48.


And I KNOW that. (Yelling at myself, not you.) This is what I get for posting while sick. I better double-check any work I did today -- good thing I didn't send any out. Unfortunately, these accounts are only really binding in NY/CA and for NY/CA residents. Some kid working on a movie in say, CT, has no protections for the money if he/she isn't from NY or CA. I'm slightly simplifying because there are a couple of other factors, but with states offering tax incentives to lure in production companies, the protections for minors are decreased in states with little to no regulation of minors in the entertainment industry, including provisions for their wages.

PA is a state that has been doing a lot of investigation into this, thanks to that Jon and Kate show.
 
2012-11-26 08:32:21 PM  

gerrymander: TheHopeDiamond: Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.

"Ohnoes! Somebody said "God" while they repeated the same opinion I have! I have to hate them now!"

Maybe before calling the guy a hypocrite, you should see if he does anything hypocritical. What he's doing now isn't - it's a broadside into the show's PR, a common first step toward creating an environment where he'll be released from his contract.


Or maybe I just like seeing crash-and-burn child stars turn on each other like hungry pirhana for my own entertainment? :)
 
2012-11-26 08:33:51 PM  
On the plus side, he's a shoe-in for the Falling Down remake.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:13 PM  
Well, looks like we found the next Kirk Cameron.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:15 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)


5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)
 
2012-11-26 08:35:22 PM  

WalkingSnake: You know, they defended that picture claiming there are 10-15 people behind the camera. Yet it clearly seems to be the corner of a room and enough food for the 3 people in the photo plus 1 picture-taker.


And one of them wasn't even smart enough to realize that a 6" sandwich at Subway costs about the same as a footlong. Even if you don't want the whole larger sandwich, it makes financial sense to save the second half for later.
 
2012-11-26 08:37:55 PM  

Elzar: Pokey.Clyde: Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"

Rules for Comma usage/Trolling with Panache


Settle down kids. You're both right.
 
2012-11-26 08:38:34 PM  
Good for him.
 
2012-11-26 08:39:53 PM  
I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 

Fark him.
 
2012-11-26 08:40:00 PM  

Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?


You sound like my grandfather, eating an entire bag of potato chips while complaining how rancid they are.
 
2012-11-26 08:42:53 PM  
Him smoking weed and dropping acid is about the only thing he did right so far.

I could respect the guy for having fervent beliefs, but not when he goes out and appears on the show anyway. Put your money where your mouth is... Get out of your contract... They replaced Charlie Sheen, for christ-sakes.... I'm sure they're not going to put up too much of a fuss replacing a chubby little religious boy.
 
2012-11-26 08:43:49 PM  
Did anyone mention that he's the next Kirk Cameron yet? I have a hilarious picture of Kirk Cameron's birthday party I could post, if not.

(It looks like he's blowing a dude in the picture, if you crop it right!)
 
2012-11-26 08:44:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?


I don't know, when I look back on TV I watched as a kid, it was pretty shiatty. We have reality TV bullshiat to deal with now but there's also movie-quality TV going on, although admittedly mostly on cable. I don't watch a lot of TV but what I do watch is better than most of what I watched as a kid.
 
2012-11-26 08:46:52 PM  

T.rex: Him smoking weed and dropping acid is about the only thing he did right so far.

I could respect the guy for having fervent beliefs, but not when he goes out and appears on the show anyway. Put your money where your mouth is... Get out of your contract... They replaced Charlie Sheen, for christ-sakes.... I'm sure they're not going to put up too much of a fuss replacing a chubby little religious boy.


how is dropping acid for a kid ever the right thing to do? so lohan is a trainwreck and this kid has found something positive in his life (even if you don't agree with it). how is this wrong?
 
2012-11-26 08:46:55 PM  
Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.
 
2012-11-26 08:48:50 PM  

Osomatic: I have heard about fees being a problem, but as far as the percentages go, isn't it the other way around - no more than 10% can be skimmed? It's been a while since I looked into this, I guess I need to do some research again. Or not, since I don't actually care all that much.


The fees made the news earlier this year, because a lot of kids were turning 18 and finding out they had almost nothing -- or less than nothing and actually owed the bank. It defeats the purpose and intent of the law, but did anyone expect banks to operate within the spirit of the law?

And as it was pointed out to me, I wrote 10%, but it's 15% that has to go into the trust account. A parent can elect to put any amount, even 100% of the money into the account, but only 15% is protected. They can do whatever they want with the rest, unfortunately and as was also pointed out, a lot of that money does go to agent and manager fees.
 
2012-11-26 08:50:11 PM  

serpent_sky: A parent can elect to put any amount, even 100% of the money into the account, but only 15% is protected.


Ugh... by "protected" I mean "mandated to be placed in the blocked account under the law." I should quit while I'm ahead... been sick for two days and haven't slept. The brain isn't working correctly tonight.
 
2012-11-26 08:50:56 PM  

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


Why would he give money to people he doesn't seem to respect? That makes no sense

Does everyone here give money back to their employer when the employer does something they don't agree with?
 
2012-11-26 08:51:03 PM  

AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.
 
2012-11-26 08:54:25 PM  

AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


No one turns to Christ on prom night.
 
2012-11-26 08:55:14 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...

Why would he give money to people he doesn't seem to respect? That makes no sense

Does everyone here give money back to their employer when the employer does something they don't agree with?


he never said this is how he felt the entire time working on the show. I will admit that I liked the early years of the show but always wondered how any parent could let their 10 year old kid work on such a dirty show.
 
2012-11-26 08:57:02 PM  
akplus is a saint, you sonofabiatch, subby.

He does tons of work supporting causes like human slavery and human trafficking.

Not to mention that he is a great actor. He's a younger, handsomer Paul Newman, so to speak.
 
2012-11-26 08:57:21 PM  
I must be bored because I just watched that video (and I have never watched the show). Maybe the kid reminds me of a friend of mine who is a bit of a wiseass, but did that strike anyone else as less than serious and perhaps a way for them to drum up some publicity for the show the way it worked when Charlie Sheen went nuts? That led to huge ratings (inexplicably, since he was no longer on the show) and I have to imagine it is somewhat waning after being around for so many years and not having huge controversy in the news every other day.

Just a theory, anyway.
 
2012-11-26 08:58:07 PM  

Waldo Pepper: he never said this is how he felt the entire time working on the show. I will admit that I liked the early years of the show but always wondered how any parent could let their 10 year old kid work on such a dirty show.


Same way kids can have roles on "Nip/Tuck" or "Louie."

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2012-11-26 08:58:34 PM  

Waldo Pepper: tenpoundsofcheese: Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...

Why would he give money to people he doesn't seem to respect? That makes no sense

Does everyone here give money back to their employer when the employer does something they don't agree with?

he never said this is how he felt the entire time working on the show. I will admit that I liked the early years of the show but always wondered how any parent could let their 10 year old kid work on such a dirty show.


You don't know that
It is the first time he went public

He may have been talking on set and with the producers for a while

It would explain the odd send him off to the army plot
 
2012-11-26 08:59:30 PM  

Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.


THIS.

/Atheist
//Unapologetic
 
2012-11-26 09:05:59 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Same way kids can have roles on "Nip/Tuck" or "Louie."

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


In California (and Alaska, oddly) the on-set teachers are also welfare workers, who are state-certified and look after the minors on set in all manners, including protecting them from dangers and inappropriate situations. They also make sure legal hours are enforced and that the kids have proper permits (which are issued contingent on signatures from a school stating they are in good standing). And California residents must have these teachers (studio teachers) travel with them regardless of where they work.

It's not perfect, obviously, but there are some protections for these kids, for what that's worth.
 
2012-11-26 09:08:10 PM  

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


three
 
2012-11-26 09:13:49 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard

Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"


Xtian is a proper usage. In Greek it was pronounces Eksmes. X is the appropriate substitution for Chi which is the Greek letter for the beginning of Christ in Greek. Also X represents the labrum. It has only been modern Christianity which has bastardized this usage (much like Hitler's exploitation of the swastika). The main leader of this misinformation being Billy Graham.
 
2012-11-26 09:16:15 PM  

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


A grown man in the 21st century who believes in Satan? It sounds to me like he is mentally ill. Possibly schizophrenia induced by taking too many drugs.
 
2012-11-26 09:16:47 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Waldo Pepper: tenpoundsofcheese: Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...

Why would he give money to people he doesn't seem to respect? That makes no sense

Does everyone here give money back to their employer when the employer does something they don't agree with?

he never said this is how he felt the entire time working on the show. I will admit that I liked the early years of the show but always wondered how any parent could let their 10 year old kid work on such a dirty show.

You don't know that
It is the first time he went public

He may have been talking on set and with the producers for a while

It would explain the odd send him off to the army plot


if you read what i wrote I said "entire". I agree i'm sure this has been on the set for a little while
 
2012-11-26 09:18:27 PM  
OK, he convinced me. I am not going to watch it. Good work, rebo boy.
 
2012-11-26 09:21:20 PM  
I don't know if this kid realizes it, but he is the next Kirk Cameron and this is what his birthday will be like
eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 09:22:43 PM  
Some anonymous wag from News's Australian entertainment desk ended their article with-

"It's only a matter of time before Jon Cryer has a meltdown"

(again)
 
2012-11-26 09:23:19 PM  

warlok42: Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.

THIS.

/Atheist
//Unapologetic


A lot of former cult members who managed to escape the crazy would disagree.
 
2012-11-26 09:24:07 PM  
If he was a true believer, he'd just break his contract now. God will provide, right?
 
2012-11-26 09:24:46 PM  

s_mcdonald: Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.


I think you're confusing him with a real Christian - he's most likely a Republichristian, so f*ck the poor.
 
2012-11-26 09:25:24 PM  

Ambivalence: Well that's one good way to get kicked off a show.


Why try and get kicked off? If you really feel that way, wouldn't you just quit?
 
2012-11-26 09:29:25 PM  
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Even With A Chainsaw: Ambivalence: Well that's one good way to get kicked off a show.

Why try and get kicked off? If you really feel that way, wouldn't you just quit?


Contracts. It's usually ok to get fired, but you can't quit or you violate your contract.
 
2012-11-26 09:32:41 PM  
He should have been written off the show long ago
 
2012-11-26 09:35:34 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: .Even With A Chainsaw: Ambivalence: Well that's one good way to get kicked off a show.

Why try and get kicked off? If you really feel that way, wouldn't you just quit?

Contracts. It's usually ok to get fired, but you can't quit or you violate your contract.


If you think you're doing the devil's work, that shouldn't be an issue. Let them sue you, you have God.
 
2012-11-26 09:37:27 PM  

TomD9938: Hard to believe it's the same creator as Big Bang. Sort of like Wheel of Fortune is to Jeopardy.


Not really - BBT sucks, too.
 
2012-11-26 09:49:28 PM  

sleeps in trees: Xtian is a proper usage of an abbreviation.


And even then, it can't really be considered "proper" since you're using an English letter to represent a Greek symbol and then tacking a Latin suffix onto it. It's certainly no more proper than spelling out the English translation.  But to each his own.
 
2012-11-26 09:49:47 PM  
#5 Do something else besides acting. I think there are a lot more of these ones than anything else. You just don't hear about them, since they aren't in Hollywood anymore. Or only do part time gigs. See the kids from The Wonder Years for good examples.
 
2012-11-26 09:51:19 PM  

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


All of them?
 
2012-11-26 09:51:38 PM  

Lsherm: TomD9938: Hard to believe it's the same creator as Big Bang. Sort of like Wheel of Fortune is to Jeopardy.

Not really - BBT sucks, too.


Chuck Lorre really is Satan, he's correct there.
 
2012-11-26 10:00:08 PM  

Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?


Yes. TV was much more cerebral in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.

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2012-11-26 10:05:17 PM  

Lsherm: sleeps in trees: Xtian is a proper usage of an abbreviation.

And even then, it can't really be considered "proper" since you're using an English letter to represent a Greek symbol and then tacking a Latin suffix onto it. It's certainly no more proper than spelling out the English translation.  But to each his own.


Of course it is not exact but a justified usage, I assumed most would understand that this is a common usage. My main point is that it is not the X ing out of Christ as most state. It refers to Xristos. The X is actually the appropriate Greek symbol not an English letter. As stated it is representative of Chi, not the third letter Gamma in the alphabet as our C represents.
 
2012-11-26 10:08:33 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?

Yes. TV was much more cerebral in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.

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Is the last one Mork or Freddie Kruger giving head to a comfy chair?
 
2012-11-26 10:09:48 PM  
TMZ wasn't exaggerating for once--he really trashed it.

Doesn't matter anyway. The kid can't act (although he's gotten a little better over the years), and his character is supposed to be in the military now. So if he wants to leave, let him leave.
 
2012-11-26 10:09:54 PM  

downstairs: TFA: Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets. 
 
You heathen!


Yeah, if your concept of Satan is a few traffic tickets...you need to find a better preacher to save your soul.
 
2012-11-26 10:18:22 PM  

SithLord: SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

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/Korn pretty much died when he left

You're about two albums too late with that assessment. KoRn died after Follow the Leader.


Eh? No love for Issues or Untouchables? They were both pretty solid albums.
 
2012-11-26 10:19:11 PM  
And now a badly and quickly Photoshopped look into Angus's future.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 10:20:56 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: And now a badly and quickly Photoshopped look into Angus's future.

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Why'd you clone the... ah!
 
2012-11-26 10:23:36 PM  
I'm sure he'll be able to come back and star in "Bible Man: The Movie" and "Left Behind the 13th: Jesus LIVES"
 
2012-11-26 10:27:08 PM  
So, the little chubbester is gonna be a chubbier version of Kirk Cameron. This makes me asks:

Why do christers just keep quiet?

I get the feeling he's gonna be edited out in the show and he's gonn' be in christer movies.
 
2012-11-26 10:31:22 PM  

s_mcdonald: Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.


Right, just like Christ wanted everybody to know everytime he performed a miracle.

Oh wait.
 
2012-11-26 10:33:35 PM  
 
2012-11-26 10:34:20 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)


or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)
 
2012-11-26 10:34:59 PM  
I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.
 
2012-11-26 10:37:19 PM  

AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


This.
 
2012-11-26 10:38:42 PM  

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)



But is Buckwheat otay?
 
2012-11-26 10:40:52 PM  

warlok42: Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.

THIS.

www.davidstuff.comthejesusvirus.org

/Atheists
//Unapologetic
///will murder those who practice religion


FIFY
 
2012-11-26 10:46:08 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: Did anyone mention that he's the next Kirk Cameron yet? I have a hilarious picture of Kirk Cameron's birthday party I could post, if not.

(It looks like he's blowing a dude in the picture, if you crop it right!)


You should totally post it!
 
2012-11-26 10:50:35 PM  

Thunderboy: If he was a true believer, he'd just break his contract now. God will provide, right?


The last episode of the season showed him joining the army.

/didn't watch the episode - its just what I read
 
2012-11-26 10:55:12 PM  
Time and time again, Satan, you've come through for me baby.
Never stop rocking
 
2012-11-26 10:58:45 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?

Yes. TV was much more cerebral in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.

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Leave ALF alone!!1!
 
2012-11-26 10:58:47 PM  
Let's see Jesus save his career now.
 
2012-11-26 10:59:49 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.


Now that is true enough. Besides, he shows up, he acts, he fulfills his contract. Pay him.
 
2012-11-26 11:04:42 PM  
They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.
 
2012-11-26 11:15:58 PM  

Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.


they probably already did and this is his way of getting back at them. His part has been sliced to an occasional short spot now and then.
 
2012-11-26 11:20:57 PM  

Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.


Then they'd be furthering his agenda.
 
2012-11-26 11:28:01 PM  
I remember seeing Ashton Kutcher wearing tight white briefs when he hosted Saturday Night Live and I could easily see that as some folks' version of heaven.

Nothing's more depressing than hyper-religious teenagers.
 
2012-11-26 11:30:00 PM  
Will some of that $350,000 per episode end up helping people on hard times.... Lets see that faith where it counts
 
2012-11-26 11:43:54 PM  

chuckufarlie: Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.

they probably already did and this is his way of getting back at them. His part has been sliced to an occasional short spot now and then.


Yeah, I'm wondering if he already had a private fight with the producers and this is his last fark you to the show because they couldn't settle their differences.

But who knows? Maybe he was written out because he isn't a cute kid anymore and they didn't know what to do with him, and he feels slighted. Or maybe they looked at his salary, then looked at what they promised Kutcher, and figured they could cut the budget.
 
2012-11-26 11:45:00 PM  
FTFA: Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets.

Oh sweet baby jesus no!
 
2012-11-26 11:51:47 PM  

Raharu: ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?

THIS.


THISx2
 
2012-11-26 11:52:29 PM  

s_mcdonald: Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.


aaaaaaaand THIS...
 
2012-11-26 11:56:56 PM  

neilbradley: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


Pretty much my story. So the kid followed his conscious and had balls enough to speak out in spite of what it's going to cost him. Good on ya man.
 
2012-11-27 12:09:54 AM  

Waldo Pepper: T.rex: Him smoking weed and dropping acid is about the only thing he did right so far.

I could respect the guy for having fervent beliefs, but not when he goes out and appears on the show anyway. Put your money where your mouth is... Get out of your contract... They replaced Charlie Sheen, for christ-sakes.... I'm sure they're not going to put up too much of a fuss replacing a chubby little religious boy.

how is dropping acid for a kid ever the right thing to do? so lohan is a trainwreck and this kid has found something positive in his life (even if you don't agree with it). how is this wrong?


I can say the same thing back to you... Even if you don't agree with it, how is dropping acid wrong? Have you even ever tried it.... I haven't done it in nearly 20 years, but i don't regret the times i did....

And like i said... i don't mind that he's religious... I mind that he's being a hyocrite.... If he don't like the show, then walk.... He shouldn't get on a soapbox, when he, himself, is leading the example of continuing to be on the show.
 
2012-11-27 12:14:50 AM  

Mugato: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

No one turns to Christ on prom night.


So, i googled for "jesus prom"...

southlandchristian.smugmug.com
 
2012-11-27 12:39:21 AM  

Vash's Apprentice: beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)



But is Buckwheat otay?


Yeah, he went on to have a successful career as a cover singer.
 
2012-11-27 12:40:50 AM  

LariSpitler: So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


so i'm still good if it's only a strippers ass right.....
 
2012-11-27 12:47:20 AM  

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


I think so... sad.. he is turning into a cute kid!
 
2012-11-27 01:01:21 AM  

Mugato: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

No one turns to Christ on prom night.


Yeah, but if the night goes well, they'll be yelling "Oh God" later on.
 
2012-11-27 01:59:51 AM  
Look here, Mr. High and Mighty,
If it weren't for the people who originally picked you for this show, to co-star with two big stars at such a young age, you wouldn't have any of the money or perks you now enjoy.
More importantly, no one would know who the fark you were, nor care about what you thought of the world.
As it is, you're probably being played and taken to the cleaners by your little religious zealot friend over there. You probably also must be coming to realize that your easy pay day is gonna end once the show finally goes off the air. You probably know you haven't got what it takes to even gain a Jon Cryer level of fame.
Instead of using God or piety or holiness as a virtual c*ck to whip everyone in the face with, why not have the courage to simply collect your pay, and decide what to do with yourself after Chuck Lorre finally brings the curtain down?
You know...not be an ass.
 
2012-11-27 02:12:41 AM  
Oh oh, I got this. Kill him off in a bizarre Army kitchen accident and replace him with a younger kid who turns out to be Alan's illegitimate son from his fling with his nurse. Money please.
 
2012-11-27 03:09:07 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Good for him.


Good for him, what? Talking big but taking no action?

What a profile in courage. As has been stated umpteen times up thread.

A. Quit the show now
B. give your earnings from the show to charity
C. Refuse to take future payments

Do that THEN, maybe, your atta boy will be justified.
 
2012-11-27 03:14:38 AM  

Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.


Oh, Waldo loves Jesus. How sweet.
 
2012-11-27 05:25:02 AM  
Whenever someone precedes their point by saying "do some research on..." I immediately stop listening.
 
2012-11-27 05:31:00 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...


Didn't you hear him? He said Satan's been doing this for a long time, you just can't, like, see his plan, man.

/ffffffffftttt... 'ere
 
2012-11-27 06:10:41 AM  
what happened to the fat kid?
 
2012-11-27 06:55:17 AM  
I always thought the Devils work would have involved elves and ass-play.

/and Ke$ha music
 
2012-11-27 07:27:54 AM  
www.nydailynews.com

I just keep hoping for this
 
2012-11-27 07:52:57 AM  
This is what happens, kids, when you fall in with the wrong crowd. And by that, I mean evangelical Christian retards.

/Christianity, not even once.
 
2012-11-27 08:09:31 AM  

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)


Or, if he was smart, he'd go the Ron Howard route. Ron realized during his teenage years that his looks weren't going to carry him over into an acting career as an adult, so he made nice with Gary Marshall and got him to start teaching him about writing and directing. Sounds silly to become the protege of a sitcom creator, but it eventually got him a handful of blockbusters, millions of dollars, and an Oscar.

This kid is never going to be a movie star and I think he knows that, so it may behoove him to get back on Chuck Lorre's good side. Chuck may be a hack, but he could hold the keys to this kid's career.
 
2012-11-27 08:25:44 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: 4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)


This can go either good or bad (for us, not for them)....

Good:
www.ftrc.com

Bad:
media.twirlit.com
 
2012-11-27 08:33:50 AM  

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


If you grind them up, about nine.
 
2012-11-27 08:39:33 AM  

STRYPERSWINE: I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.


contractual obligation.
 
2012-11-27 09:06:38 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.


He has a contract. This video will probably get him released from it. He is trying to walk away from it.
 
2012-11-27 09:25:23 AM  
Sounds like someone will get hit by a train while laying a flower at the spot where his uncle died.
 
2012-11-27 09:29:18 AM  

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

[eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com image 650x568]


What depression may look like.
 
2012-11-27 09:52:32 AM  

Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man. The show made zero sense after Charlie died. Give it the Old Yeller treatment,


Hell, it didn't make sense after Jake hit puberty. An 8 year old asking, "Uncle Charlie, what does farking a bikini model in the ass mean?" counts as comedy because it puts everyone into an awkward situation. A 15 year old wouldn't ask because he'd know, but they made him ask anyway because they were dedicated to writing the same jokes year after year.
 
2012-11-27 11:12:53 AM  
Okay, so Sheen had an EPIC relapse, and the kid went full-Evangelical...

I'm calling it now: Jon Cryer is getting a sex change! :P
 
2012-11-27 11:18:54 AM  

Captain Steroid: Okay, so Sheen had an EPIC relapse, and the kid went full-Evangelical...

I'm calling it now: Jon Cryer is getting a sex change! :P


Again?
 
2012-11-27 11:29:36 AM  

John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 

Fark him.


THIS.
 
2012-11-27 11:51:43 AM  

stoli n coke: beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)

Or, if he was smart, he'd go the Ron Howard route. Ron realized during his teenage years that his looks weren't going to carry him over into an acting career as an adult, so he made nice with Gary Marshall and got him to start teaching him about writing and directing. Sounds silly to become the protege of a sitcom creator, but it eventually got him a handful of blockbusters, millions of dollars, and an Oscar.

This kid is never going to be a movie star and I think he knows that, so it may behoove him to get back on Chuck Lorre's good side. Chuck may be a hack, but he could hold the keys to this kid's career.


Howard wanted to be a director from the get-go. He would hang out with his dad on sets and pick up techniques. He made some pretty impressive 16mm films before he was a teenager. Marshall probably gave him access to projects and financing, but I think the career in directing was going to happen anyway.

A lot of kids transistioned behind the scenes and seem pretty happy. Short Round from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, the younger brother from Old Yeller, Chunk from The Goonies....
 
2012-11-27 12:11:57 PM  
For once , I agree with a fundy Christian
 
2012-11-27 12:19:55 PM  

scottydoesntknow:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?

There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).


THIS. Case in point: what happened to Macauley Culkin after "The Good Son."
 
2012-11-27 12:24:30 PM  

Riotboy: John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 
Fark him.
THIS.


Why shouldn't he? He earned them. I bet a lot of us like to talk about how much our job sucks, but we still cash those paychecks too.
 
2012-11-27 01:26:03 PM  
Erica Campbell getting all Jesusy was a tragedy.

This is a non-event.
 
2012-11-27 02:07:25 PM  

Digitalstrange: FuryOfFirestorm: If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.

He has a contract. This video will probably get him released from it. He is trying to walk away from it.


Or this is a ploy to re-negotiate his contract. If he truly wanted out of the show, he should just be a man about it and ask to be taken off the show instead of just b*tching about it in the press.

Charlie Sheen tried similar crap and he was replaced faster than you can say "has-been". If Chuck Lorre has the balls to fire the actual star of his show, what chance does the 3rd banana have?
 
2012-11-27 02:19:05 PM  

DesertCoyote: scottydoesntknow:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?

There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).

THIS. Case in point: what happened to Macauley Culkin after "The Good Son."


But on the flipside of that, Elijah Wood starred in that movie also. He's doing pretty good for himself.
 
2012-11-27 02:44:21 PM  

vernonFL: It took him this long to figure out the show is "ungodly filth"????

I knew this 9 years ago.


9 years ago he was 10 YEARS OLD.
 
2012-11-27 04:20:55 PM  

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


oh man, so much THIS. If he gives the money back, I'll take him seriously. If not, fark him.
 
2012-11-27 04:48:16 PM  
beakerxf: A lot of kids transistioned behind the scenes and seem pretty happy. Short Round from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, the younger brother from Old Yeller, Chunk from The Goonies....

Fred Savage from The Wonder Years has been a director since his early 20's, he's worked steadily behind the camera since then, with an acting gig here and there. Not all child actors have to end up OD'd in trash dumpsters.
 
2012-11-27 04:48:57 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...


He ran out of fossils to bury.
 
2012-11-27 08:41:12 PM  
If I were the producers, I'd completely RUIN the character á la what South Park did to Chef.

Maybe have him defect to the Taliban while stationed in Afghanistan...
 
2012-11-27 09:08:35 PM  

cryinoutloud: Riotboy: John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 
Fark him.
THIS.

Why shouldn't he? He earned them. I bet a lot of us like to talk about how much our job sucks, but we still cash those paychecks too.


Apples/Oranges. Yeah, my job sucks, but it doesn't promote filth or Satan.
 
2012-11-27 09:13:08 PM  
Maybe they'll have Rose push him in front of a train
 
2012-11-27 09:49:54 PM  

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)


Actually, many kids get the first half of 2) but have responsible parents who don't dip, thus allowing them to do anything they want. A few of them even come back to acting (Mayim Bialik, Danica McKellar, Wil Wheaton)
 
2012-11-27 11:08:38 PM  
I've seen this video before: a twink and a black guy sitting close together on a couch talking to a camera.

He's totally been dickamatized.
 
2012-11-28 12:08:14 PM  

Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.


Now it's Alan.
 
2012-11-28 08:23:30 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.

Now it's Alan.


It's always been Alan, hasn't it?
 
2012-11-28 10:33:42 PM  

LesserEvil: i upped my meds-up yours: Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.

Now it's Alan.

It's always been Alan, hasn't it?


I thought the idea was always that it could be either one of the three.
 
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