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(TMZ)   The half from 'Two and a Half Men' no longer wants to be on the show because he doesn't want to contribute to the greater glory of Satan. Oh come on, Ashton Kutcher is not THAT bad   (tmz.com) divider line 216
    More: Dumbass, Half-Man, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones, Satans, Bad News, Cannabis smoking  
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2012-11-27 12:24:30 PM  

Riotboy: John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 
Fark him.
THIS.


Why shouldn't he? He earned them. I bet a lot of us like to talk about how much our job sucks, but we still cash those paychecks too.
 
2012-11-27 01:26:03 PM  
Erica Campbell getting all Jesusy was a tragedy.

This is a non-event.
 
2012-11-27 02:07:25 PM  

Digitalstrange: FuryOfFirestorm: If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.

He has a contract. This video will probably get him released from it. He is trying to walk away from it.


Or this is a ploy to re-negotiate his contract. If he truly wanted out of the show, he should just be a man about it and ask to be taken off the show instead of just b*tching about it in the press.

Charlie Sheen tried similar crap and he was replaced faster than you can say "has-been". If Chuck Lorre has the balls to fire the actual star of his show, what chance does the 3rd banana have?
 
2012-11-27 02:19:05 PM  

DesertCoyote: scottydoesntknow:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?

There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).

THIS. Case in point: what happened to Macauley Culkin after "The Good Son."


But on the flipside of that, Elijah Wood starred in that movie also. He's doing pretty good for himself.
 
2012-11-27 02:44:21 PM  

vernonFL: It took him this long to figure out the show is "ungodly filth"????

I knew this 9 years ago.


9 years ago he was 10 YEARS OLD.
 
2012-11-27 04:20:55 PM  

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


oh man, so much THIS. If he gives the money back, I'll take him seriously. If not, fark him.
 
2012-11-27 04:48:16 PM  
beakerxf: A lot of kids transistioned behind the scenes and seem pretty happy. Short Round from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, the younger brother from Old Yeller, Chunk from The Goonies....

Fred Savage from The Wonder Years has been a director since his early 20's, he's worked steadily behind the camera since then, with an acting gig here and there. Not all child actors have to end up OD'd in trash dumpsters.
 
2012-11-27 04:48:57 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...


He ran out of fossils to bury.
 
2012-11-27 08:41:12 PM  
If I were the producers, I'd completely RUIN the character á la what South Park did to Chef.

Maybe have him defect to the Taliban while stationed in Afghanistan...
 
2012-11-27 09:08:35 PM  

cryinoutloud: Riotboy: John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 
Fark him.
THIS.

Why shouldn't he? He earned them. I bet a lot of us like to talk about how much our job sucks, but we still cash those paychecks too.


Apples/Oranges. Yeah, my job sucks, but it doesn't promote filth or Satan.
 
2012-11-27 09:13:08 PM  
Maybe they'll have Rose push him in front of a train
 
2012-11-27 09:49:54 PM  

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)


Actually, many kids get the first half of 2) but have responsible parents who don't dip, thus allowing them to do anything they want. A few of them even come back to acting (Mayim Bialik, Danica McKellar, Wil Wheaton)
 
2012-11-27 11:08:38 PM  
I've seen this video before: a twink and a black guy sitting close together on a couch talking to a camera.

He's totally been dickamatized.
 
2012-11-28 12:08:14 PM  

Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.


Now it's Alan.
 
2012-11-28 08:23:30 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.

Now it's Alan.


It's always been Alan, hasn't it?
 
2012-11-28 10:33:42 PM  

LesserEvil: i upped my meds-up yours: Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man.

Now it's Alan.

It's always been Alan, hasn't it?


I thought the idea was always that it could be either one of the three.
 
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