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(TMZ)   The half from 'Two and a Half Men' no longer wants to be on the show because he doesn't want to contribute to the greater glory of Satan. Oh come on, Ashton Kutcher is not THAT bad   (tmz.com) divider line 216
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2012-11-26 10:34:59 PM
I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.
 
2012-11-26 10:37:19 PM

AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


This.
 
2012-11-26 10:38:42 PM

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)



But is Buckwheat otay?
 
2012-11-26 10:40:52 PM

warlok42: Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.

THIS.

www.davidstuff.comthejesusvirus.org

/Atheists
//Unapologetic
///will murder those who practice religion


FIFY
 
2012-11-26 10:46:08 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: Did anyone mention that he's the next Kirk Cameron yet? I have a hilarious picture of Kirk Cameron's birthday party I could post, if not.

(It looks like he's blowing a dude in the picture, if you crop it right!)


You should totally post it!
 
2012-11-26 10:50:35 PM

Thunderboy: If he was a true believer, he'd just break his contract now. God will provide, right?


The last episode of the season showed him joining the army.

/didn't watch the episode - its just what I read
 
2012-11-26 10:55:12 PM
Time and time again, Satan, you've come through for me baby.
Never stop rocking
 
2012-11-26 10:58:45 PM

ZeroCorpse: Coco LaFemme: 99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?

Yes. TV was much more cerebral in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.

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Leave ALF alone!!1!
 
2012-11-26 10:58:47 PM
Let's see Jesus save his career now.
 
2012-11-26 10:59:49 PM

STRYPERSWINE: I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.


Now that is true enough. Besides, he shows up, he acts, he fulfills his contract. Pay him.
 
2012-11-26 11:04:42 PM
They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.
 
2012-11-26 11:15:58 PM

Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.


they probably already did and this is his way of getting back at them. His part has been sliced to an occasional short spot now and then.
 
2012-11-26 11:20:57 PM

Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.


Then they'd be furthering his agenda.
 
2012-11-26 11:28:01 PM
I remember seeing Ashton Kutcher wearing tight white briefs when he hosted Saturday Night Live and I could easily see that as some folks' version of heaven.

Nothing's more depressing than hyper-religious teenagers.
 
2012-11-26 11:30:00 PM
Will some of that $350,000 per episode end up helping people on hard times.... Lets see that faith where it counts
 
2012-11-26 11:43:54 PM

chuckufarlie: Hollie Maea: They should write him off the show by having him die during a gay orgy seance or something along those lines.

they probably already did and this is his way of getting back at them. His part has been sliced to an occasional short spot now and then.


Yeah, I'm wondering if he already had a private fight with the producers and this is his last fark you to the show because they couldn't settle their differences.

But who knows? Maybe he was written out because he isn't a cute kid anymore and they didn't know what to do with him, and he feels slighted. Or maybe they looked at his salary, then looked at what they promised Kutcher, and figured they could cut the budget.
 
2012-11-26 11:45:00 PM
FTFA: Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets.

Oh sweet baby jesus no!
 
2012-11-26 11:51:47 PM

Raharu: ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?

THIS.


THISx2
 
2012-11-26 11:52:29 PM

s_mcdonald: Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.


aaaaaaaand THIS...
 
2012-11-26 11:56:56 PM

neilbradley: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.


Pretty much my story. So the kid followed his conscious and had balls enough to speak out in spite of what it's going to cost him. Good on ya man.
 
2012-11-27 12:09:54 AM

Waldo Pepper: T.rex: Him smoking weed and dropping acid is about the only thing he did right so far.

I could respect the guy for having fervent beliefs, but not when he goes out and appears on the show anyway. Put your money where your mouth is... Get out of your contract... They replaced Charlie Sheen, for christ-sakes.... I'm sure they're not going to put up too much of a fuss replacing a chubby little religious boy.

how is dropping acid for a kid ever the right thing to do? so lohan is a trainwreck and this kid has found something positive in his life (even if you don't agree with it). how is this wrong?


I can say the same thing back to you... Even if you don't agree with it, how is dropping acid wrong? Have you even ever tried it.... I haven't done it in nearly 20 years, but i don't regret the times i did....

And like i said... i don't mind that he's religious... I mind that he's being a hyocrite.... If he don't like the show, then walk.... He shouldn't get on a soapbox, when he, himself, is leading the example of continuing to be on the show.
 
2012-11-27 12:14:50 AM

Mugato: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

No one turns to Christ on prom night.


So, i googled for "jesus prom"...

southlandchristian.smugmug.com
 
2012-11-27 12:39:21 AM

Vash's Apprentice: beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)



But is Buckwheat otay?


Yeah, he went on to have a successful career as a cover singer.
 
2012-11-27 12:40:50 AM

LariSpitler: So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


so i'm still good if it's only a strippers ass right.....
 
2012-11-27 12:47:20 AM

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


I think so... sad.. he is turning into a cute kid!
 
2012-11-27 01:01:21 AM

Mugato: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

No one turns to Christ on prom night.


Yeah, but if the night goes well, they'll be yelling "Oh God" later on.
 
2012-11-27 01:59:51 AM
Look here, Mr. High and Mighty,
If it weren't for the people who originally picked you for this show, to co-star with two big stars at such a young age, you wouldn't have any of the money or perks you now enjoy.
More importantly, no one would know who the fark you were, nor care about what you thought of the world.
As it is, you're probably being played and taken to the cleaners by your little religious zealot friend over there. You probably also must be coming to realize that your easy pay day is gonna end once the show finally goes off the air. You probably know you haven't got what it takes to even gain a Jon Cryer level of fame.
Instead of using God or piety or holiness as a virtual c*ck to whip everyone in the face with, why not have the courage to simply collect your pay, and decide what to do with yourself after Chuck Lorre finally brings the curtain down?
You know...not be an ass.
 
2012-11-27 02:12:41 AM
Oh oh, I got this. Kill him off in a bizarre Army kitchen accident and replace him with a younger kid who turns out to be Alan's illegitimate son from his fling with his nurse. Money please.
 
2012-11-27 03:09:07 AM

Waldo Pepper: Good for him.


Good for him, what? Talking big but taking no action?

What a profile in courage. As has been stated umpteen times up thread.

A. Quit the show now
B. give your earnings from the show to charity
C. Refuse to take future payments

Do that THEN, maybe, your atta boy will be justified.
 
2012-11-27 03:14:38 AM

Waldo Pepper: AaronSynn: Ever notice you never hear a born again Christian type say 'My life was going really awesome, so I turned to Christ'.

and you never hear someone who's life is going down the drain ever say they turned to atheism.


Oh, Waldo loves Jesus. How sweet.
 
2012-11-27 05:25:02 AM
Whenever someone precedes their point by saying "do some research on..." I immediately stop listening.
 
2012-11-27 05:31:00 AM

PhiloeBedoe: So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...


Didn't you hear him? He said Satan's been doing this for a long time, you just can't, like, see his plan, man.

/ffffffffftttt... 'ere
 
2012-11-27 06:10:41 AM
what happened to the fat kid?
 
2012-11-27 06:55:17 AM
I always thought the Devils work would have involved elves and ass-play.

/and Ke$ha music
 
2012-11-27 07:27:54 AM
www.nydailynews.com

I just keep hoping for this
 
2012-11-27 07:52:57 AM
This is what happens, kids, when you fall in with the wrong crowd. And by that, I mean evangelical Christian retards.

/Christianity, not even once.
 
2012-11-27 08:09:31 AM

beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)


Or, if he was smart, he'd go the Ron Howard route. Ron realized during his teenage years that his looks weren't going to carry him over into an acting career as an adult, so he made nice with Gary Marshall and got him to start teaching him about writing and directing. Sounds silly to become the protege of a sitcom creator, but it eventually got him a handful of blockbusters, millions of dollars, and an Oscar.

This kid is never going to be a movie star and I think he knows that, so it may behoove him to get back on Chuck Lorre's good side. Chuck may be a hack, but he could hold the keys to this kid's career.
 
2012-11-27 08:25:44 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: 4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)


This can go either good or bad (for us, not for them)....

Good:
www.ftrc.com

Bad:
media.twirlit.com
 
2012-11-27 08:33:50 AM

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


If you grind them up, about nine.
 
2012-11-27 08:39:33 AM

STRYPERSWINE: I would be happy to take large sums of money away from people I consider my enemy.


contractual obligation.
 
2012-11-27 09:06:38 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.


He has a contract. This video will probably get him released from it. He is trying to walk away from it.
 
2012-11-27 09:25:23 AM
Sounds like someone will get hit by a train while laying a flower at the spot where his uncle died.
 
2012-11-27 09:29:18 AM

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

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What depression may look like.
 
2012-11-27 09:52:32 AM

Great Janitor: The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man. The show made zero sense after Charlie died. Give it the Old Yeller treatment,


Hell, it didn't make sense after Jake hit puberty. An 8 year old asking, "Uncle Charlie, what does farking a bikini model in the ass mean?" counts as comedy because it puts everyone into an awkward situation. A 15 year old wouldn't ask because he'd know, but they made him ask anyway because they were dedicated to writing the same jokes year after year.
 
2012-11-27 11:12:53 AM
Okay, so Sheen had an EPIC relapse, and the kid went full-Evangelical...

I'm calling it now: Jon Cryer is getting a sex change! :P
 
2012-11-27 11:18:54 AM

Captain Steroid: Okay, so Sheen had an EPIC relapse, and the kid went full-Evangelical...

I'm calling it now: Jon Cryer is getting a sex change! :P


Again?
 
2012-11-27 11:29:36 AM

John Buck 41: I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 

Fark him.


THIS.
 
2012-11-27 11:51:43 AM

stoli n coke: beakerxf: AdolfOliverPanties: FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)

5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)

or be such an unbearable adult that you're eventually murdered (Alfafa)

or die young and the public doesn't notice until it's time to re-release your Disney films (Matthew Garber from Mary Poppins, Bobby Driscoll from Peter Pan and Song of the South)

Or, if he was smart, he'd go the Ron Howard route. Ron realized during his teenage years that his looks weren't going to carry him over into an acting career as an adult, so he made nice with Gary Marshall and got him to start teaching him about writing and directing. Sounds silly to become the protege of a sitcom creator, but it eventually got him a handful of blockbusters, millions of dollars, and an Oscar.

This kid is never going to be a movie star and I think he knows that, so it may behoove him to get back on Chuck Lorre's good side. Chuck may be a hack, but he could hold the keys to this kid's career.


Howard wanted to be a director from the get-go. He would hang out with his dad on sets and pick up techniques. He made some pretty impressive 16mm films before he was a teenager. Marshall probably gave him access to projects and financing, but I think the career in directing was going to happen anyway.

A lot of kids transistioned behind the scenes and seem pretty happy. Short Round from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, the younger brother from Old Yeller, Chunk from The Goonies....
 
2012-11-27 12:11:57 PM
For once , I agree with a fundy Christian
 
2012-11-27 12:19:55 PM

scottydoesntknow:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?

There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).


THIS. Case in point: what happened to Macauley Culkin after "The Good Son."
 
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