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(TMZ)   The half from 'Two and a Half Men' no longer wants to be on the show because he doesn't want to contribute to the greater glory of Satan. Oh come on, Ashton Kutcher is not THAT bad   (tmz.com) divider line 216
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2012-11-26 07:06:09 PM
Then have him run over by a tank.

They've done it before.

/And you'll note the $cientologists didn't go after the ugly kid actor.
 
2012-11-26 07:07:28 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"


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2012-11-26 07:07:36 PM
Hunter says:

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2012-11-26 07:09:03 PM
They ought to just let him spend each episode ranting about how awful and evil the show is. It might actually be entertaining then.
 
2012-11-26 07:10:07 PM
So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...
 
2012-11-26 07:16:17 PM

Elzar: BunkyBrewman: Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard

The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo

Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.


Idle hands are the devil's playground after all.
 
2012-11-26 07:17:42 PM
And i thought he was "acting" on the show. Now I know he really is that dumb...
 
2012-11-26 07:18:04 PM
In a couple of years:

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2012-11-26 07:18:25 PM
Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 07:20:11 PM
He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

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2012-11-26 07:20:48 PM
Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

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2012-11-26 07:20:59 PM

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:

[eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com image 650x568]


A table surface is an awkward place for a glory hole.
 
2012-11-26 07:22:21 PM
I admit it. I watched the show.
I watched because I liked watching Charlie Sheen play Charlie Sheen.
It was like a well scripted reality show.
Once he left, there was no reason to watch.
 
2012-11-26 07:24:54 PM
While this sounds like a Kirk Cameron situation, I beg to differ. On Growing Pains, Kirk Cameron was considered the main draw for the show by the creators, producers, and head of the network. He was the one everybody tuned in to see, and was catered to because of this fact. This made his eventual change to a stupid little fundie a bad situation because, in the eyes of everybody, it poisoned the show because he was considered one of the main reasons for the show.

Angus, on the other hand, is a child actor who has grown up to be an ugly adult. The show can and will go on without him, and it would be favored to do so as useless child actors aren't really necessary for the show to continue. He can be replaced by a cheaper and younger actor on a moment's notice and nothing about the show's formula will change drastically. If anything, it would be easier as they don't have a $350k per episode sinkhole pretending to be a 'half man.'

If anything, Angus comes off as one of those blond kids from Home Improvement: this is it for him as an actor, and the next big thing about him will be an eventual divorce or ten-year 'look where they are now' bit where he's living in a trailer park working through a succession of women who are taking their hunk of his dwindling cash for drugs. He was going to have a hard enough time working after the show, and this going to destroy whatever shell of a career he had afterward.
 
2012-11-26 07:25:13 PM
Hey, somebody should post that picture from Kirk Cameron's birthday party.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:23 PM

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

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/Korn pretty much died when he left


You're about two albums too late with that assessment. KoRn died after Follow the Leader.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:39 PM
#FAILING

/really, no one went there yet
//bunch of slackers you are
 
2012-11-26 07:27:16 PM

Badgers: In a couple of years:

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:
Loucifer: He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

\tzzhc4: Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

What you guys at a bible meeting together?

 
2012-11-26 07:27:39 PM
Andrew Dice Clay says you are a stupid mother farker.
 
2012-11-26 07:28:11 PM

10.0.0.1: I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.


Hopefully he has a better financial planner
 
2012-11-26 07:28:15 PM

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

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/Korn pretty much died when he left


Hmm. Was his nickname head because of the size of that melon? Yowza!
 
2012-11-26 07:29:12 PM

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


No you are confusing him with a follower of Jesus of Nazareth. He is a follower of Jesus Christ, where as long as you say the secret password you get to belong to the Magic Mickey Mouse club of the saved no matter how big a douchebag you are. It's ok, it's been a common mistake since about 33 AD.
 
2012-11-26 07:30:22 PM

LariSpitler: So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


I heard Charlie donated $100,000 to... Lindsey Lohan.
 
2012-11-26 07:31:34 PM

Lord Dimwit: So he'll be giving the money he earned from it back any day now, right?

...waiting...
...waiting...
...waiting...


Nah, that church is going to suck him dry I bet.
 
2012-11-26 07:32:43 PM

Marisyana: Isn't his character in the army? Time for a "shipping you off to Afghanistan" storyline, I'm thinking.


So much this. Showing him on the Skype screen is annoying. Although watching Miley Cyrus jump around in skimpy clothing was nice. I've only been watching this show since the last couple of seasons Charlie was on. However, I will say this - Walden should just outright kick out Alan. That same week, the kid dies in combat and Lindsey leaves him. Alan jumps into the ocean and drowns. Kathy Bates looks on from the bridge to welcome him to hell.

End Show.
 
2012-11-26 07:38:13 PM

SineSwiper: Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

[jennagold.typepad.com image 339x357]

/Korn pretty much died when he left


THIS
I had started losing interest in them around the same time he left. But the shiat I hear from them now is awful.
 
2012-11-26 07:40:21 PM
I hope he's putting on an Andy Kaufmann routine.
 
2012-11-26 07:43:13 PM
Angus is just angry about being only the 2nd best-known celebrity born on October 8, 1993.
 
2012-11-26 07:48:29 PM

Lego_Addict: Badgers: In a couple of years:

PsyLord: Fast forward 20 years and you'll have a birthday like this:
Loucifer: He needs a visit from the Ghost of Birthday Future.

\tzzhc4: Sounds like Anus is growing up to be another Kirk Cameron.

What you guys at a bible meeting together?


You know, they defended that picture claiming there are 10-15 people behind the camera. Yet it clearly seems to be the corner of a room and enough food for the 3 people in the photo plus 1 picture-taker.

Oh this isn't a Kirk Cameron thread?
 
2012-11-26 07:48:34 PM

serpent_sky: Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.

Trust laws also only apply in a few states - California and New York are the only ones that have any real legs, and I am pretty sure he falls under CA law, but these laws don't do as much as one might think. (Also, if the account isn't a good one -- like through the Actors' Credit Union, fees can eat up a good chunk of the money that is deposited.)


I have heard about fees being a problem, but as far as the percentages go, isn't it the other way around - no more than 10% can be skimmed? It's been a while since I looked into this, I guess I need to do some research again. Or not, since I don't actually care all that much.
 
2012-11-26 07:48:52 PM

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


Most of what I've enjoyed in the 80's got me called in league with Satan.

Ozzy, D&D, Maiden, Dio, Star Trek (both).

After awhile I gave up trying to hide any of it and just took the insults.
I hope people grow up in the next generation.
 
2012-11-26 07:50:09 PM
Good for this kid.

The religous angle really isnt needed to see that the show is as base as it gets.

Hard to believe it's the same creator as Big Bang. Sort of like Wheel of Fortune is to Jeopardy.
 
2012-11-26 07:53:09 PM
Is it weird that I first read about this on Conservapedia, and figured it was just bullshiat like everything else on that site?
 
2012-11-26 07:53:25 PM
Smoking weed and speeding tickets? Slow down there, Mr. Self Destructive.
 
2012-11-26 07:56:38 PM
No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)
 
2012-11-26 08:02:23 PM
If you're so committed to your "Christian Values", Angus, then just walk away from the show.

Even Theresa Graves walked away from "Get Christie Love" when it conflicted with her Jehovah's Witness faith.
 
2012-11-26 08:12:23 PM

LariSpitler: Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.


In my life that would be an upward trend....

/ Had lots of speeding tickets
// Haven't had a single porn star
/// Give me Chuck's money and I'll live the lifestyle without the crazy
 
2012-11-26 08:23:32 PM
 
2012-11-26 08:27:26 PM
And yet, he'll gladly take that DVD and Netflix money which will likely be his main source of income over the next few years.
 
2012-11-26 08:30:06 PM
What's with the arm around the other guy? I had no idea he was gay.
 
2012-11-26 08:30:24 PM
The show needs to end. Jake is 18, so he is no longer the half man. The show made zero sense after Charlie died. Give it the Old Yeller treatment,
 
2012-11-26 08:31:45 PM

Fark Dupp: Actually the Coogan Account requires 15% per performance/check. My 2 year old grandson has one for the videos and shows he's done. A lot of the rest goes to income taxes and agency fees. He got paid $150 for 1 recent shoot and after Coogan deductions, taxes, and his agency fees the take home check was about $48.


And I KNOW that. (Yelling at myself, not you.) This is what I get for posting while sick. I better double-check any work I did today -- good thing I didn't send any out. Unfortunately, these accounts are only really binding in NY/CA and for NY/CA residents. Some kid working on a movie in say, CT, has no protections for the money if he/she isn't from NY or CA. I'm slightly simplifying because there are a couple of other factors, but with states offering tax incentives to lure in production companies, the protections for minors are decreased in states with little to no regulation of minors in the entertainment industry, including provisions for their wages.

PA is a state that has been doing a lot of investigation into this, thanks to that Jon and Kate show.
 
2012-11-26 08:32:21 PM

gerrymander: TheHopeDiamond: Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.

"Ohnoes! Somebody said "God" while they repeated the same opinion I have! I have to hate them now!"

Maybe before calling the guy a hypocrite, you should see if he does anything hypocritical. What he's doing now isn't - it's a broadside into the show's PR, a common first step toward creating an environment where he'll be released from his contract.


Or maybe I just like seeing crash-and-burn child stars turn on each other like hungry pirhana for my own entertainment? :)
 
2012-11-26 08:33:51 PM
On the plus side, he's a shoe-in for the Falling Down remake.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:13 PM
Well, looks like we found the next Kirk Cameron.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:15 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: No big surprise here. There are 4 major routes that child stars follow:

1) Get hooked on drugs, flush career down the toilet, hit rock bottom and become an Ultra-Fundie Born Again Christian. (Kirk Cameron, Willie Ames, the kid from "James At Fifteen")

2) Get pushed into acting by stage parents, make a lot of money, stop getting work after puberty strips away the cuteness, then find out your parents spent all your earnings (Gary Coleman, Jackie Coogan, the youngest kid on "Home Improvement")

3) Fade into obscurity and end up "starring" on reality shows just for a paycheck. (Erin Moran, Emmanuel Lewis, the kid that played Screech on "Saved By The Bell")

4) Manage to transition to a successful career as an adult (Jodie Foster, Ron Howard, that kid from the last season of "Growing Pains"....Leo DiSomething...)


5) Do #1 as far as the drugs go, then do pr0n or OD/commit suicide. (Dana Plato, Anissa Jones, Jonathan Brandis, Scott Schwartz, Jaimee Foxworth)
 
2012-11-26 08:35:22 PM

WalkingSnake: You know, they defended that picture claiming there are 10-15 people behind the camera. Yet it clearly seems to be the corner of a room and enough food for the 3 people in the photo plus 1 picture-taker.


And one of them wasn't even smart enough to realize that a 6" sandwich at Subway costs about the same as a footlong. Even if you don't want the whole larger sandwich, it makes financial sense to save the second half for later.
 
2012-11-26 08:37:55 PM

Elzar: Pokey.Clyde: Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"

Rules for Comma usage/Trolling with Panache


Settle down kids. You're both right.
 
2012-11-26 08:38:34 PM
Good for him.
 
2012-11-26 08:39:53 PM
I bet the little f**ker keeps cashing those $350,000 AN EPISODE CHECKS, though, huh? 

Fark him.
 
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