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(TMZ)   The half from 'Two and a Half Men' no longer wants to be on the show because he doesn't want to contribute to the greater glory of Satan. Oh come on, Ashton Kutcher is not THAT bad   (tmz.com) divider line 216
    More: Dumbass, Half-Man, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones, Satans, Bad News, Cannabis smoking  
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2012-11-26 03:02:21 PM
Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard
 
2012-11-26 03:04:25 PM

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo
 
2012-11-26 03:05:49 PM
So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?
 
2012-11-26 03:13:02 PM

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


THIS.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:39 PM

ac982000: So basically this is the new Kirk Cameron?


That was my first thought. Maybe they can turn the Left Behind series into a buddy comedy.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:48 PM
Well since he is donating the millions he earned to a Christian charity to feed the hungry, I...

Oh wait.
 
2012-11-26 03:16:40 PM

BunkyBrewman: Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard

The Keebler Elves are satanic?

Must have missed that memo


Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.
 
2012-11-26 03:18:30 PM

Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.


See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.
 
2012-11-26 03:30:47 PM
It took him this long to figure out the show is "ungodly filth"????

I knew this 9 years ago.
 
2012-11-26 03:34:08 PM
Listen kid, I know Kirk Cameron used to be a babe magnet, but if you follow him down that road, eventually you'll be peeling bananas suggestively on public access television and celebrating your birthday with a Subway sammich and two poor schmucks that you had to pay to be your friends. It's not pretty, kid.
 
2012-11-26 03:37:19 PM

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


While you're busy stuffing, might I casually point out there are no black keebler elves?

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/ How awesome would a Ray Comfort/Kirk Cameron/Angus T Jones holier-than-thou trinity be?
// To the banana-mobile - Matt Dillahunty doesn't stand a chance!
 
2012-11-26 03:38:21 PM
Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.
 
2012-11-26 03:54:27 PM
I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.
 
2012-11-26 03:55:05 PM

Earguy: Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.


He's got a promising career in the christian entertainment industry - maybe even a shot at a devil's 3-way with Michael W. Smith and Amy Grant. If all that falls through, he can always adjust his stance a little wider...
 
2012-11-26 04:03:42 PM

10.0.0.1: I seem to remember that Erin Moran flipped out, too.


And is now wandering drunk through her trailer park.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:33 PM
Sounds like someone had a special dressing-room moment with Kirk Cameron.
 
2012-11-26 04:07:01 PM
Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.
 
2012-11-26 04:18:43 PM

vartian: See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


I think that it depends whether you use water or silicone based lube. I do know that silicone does work better with dwarves, but getting the lube stains out of the sheets is a chore.
 
2012-11-26 04:25:15 PM

Earguy: Kid, you have no idea...

First, they've already proven they can replace a character. Two lines about being hired as a video game tester in Seattle, and you're off the show forever.

Second, all that money you earned as a minor? Your parents have let you see just enough to keep you from asking questions. Dad is your manager, mom is your agent, taking their percentage, and skimming off even more. Now you've "gone crazy" with religion and they'll get an injunction to keep you away from your money. Then the lawyers start sucking your bank dry.

Hope you have a fallback plan, because telling the public to stay away from your show means you'll never be hired again.


There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Also, he's probably still getting some fat syndication checks. If he stashes just those away, and lives a sober and responsible Christian life, he's probably set for quite some time. Unless, of course, he starts donating it all to his church.
 
2012-11-26 04:43:21 PM
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2012-11-26 04:56:45 PM
So, Two and a Half Men is part of Satan's great plan? Satan, you a dumb f*cker...
 
2012-11-26 04:58:04 PM
Ashton Kutcher is not that bad, subby?
 
2012-11-26 05:07:08 PM

Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.


Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.

Trust laws also only apply in a few states - California and New York are the only ones that have any real legs, and I am pretty sure he falls under CA law, but these laws don't do as much as one might think. (Also, if the account isn't a good one -- like through the Actors' Credit Union, fees can eat up a good chunk of the money that is deposited.)
 
2012-11-26 05:08:16 PM
Satan peaked with "Friends." That theme song haunts me to this day.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:30 PM
Also: UTMA/UGMA accounts are less secure than Coogan accounts, though it is likely that a kid on such a big studio show has a proper Coogan account and his earnings were dealt with in a more above the board level than some kid doing a first-time acting job in a low-budget movie or TV show pilot, so on and so forth.
 
2012-11-26 05:25:42 PM
TFA: Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets
 
You heathen!
 
2012-11-26 05:27:50 PM
This is what happens when you can't handle your drugs. Wimp.
 
2012-11-26 05:28:56 PM

TheHopeDiamond: Ok who'd pay to see Danny Bonaduce punch Angus in the face a few times? I would :D


/and I despise Two and a Half Men.

//I despise hypocrites even more.


"Ohnoes! Somebody said "God" while they repeated the same opinion I have! I have to hate them now!"

Maybe before calling the guy a hypocrite, you should see if he does anything hypocritical. What he's doing now isn't - it's a broadside into the show's PR, a common first step toward creating an environment where he'll be released from his contract.
 
2012-11-26 05:34:48 PM
So now it will be called just "Two Men?"

Sounds like my Saturday night "escort" order.
 
2012-11-26 05:39:24 PM

vartian: Elzar: Basically anything not from the bible was satanic in the 80s. Also if it fits up your arse, its of the devil.

See, now I'm just wondering how many Keelber Elves I could get in my ass.


23. You can fit 23 up there.... but do NOT trust the Fudge stripe Cookies they send out of there.
 
2012-11-26 05:41:30 PM
Well that's one good way to get kicked off a show.
 
2012-11-26 05:43:57 PM
Holy crap, I thought subby was being hyperbolic with the Satan talk. He literally said that. When I first heard about this (overheard my students in lab mention something about it), I thought he was taking a stand against being on a generic, unfunny "comedy" show. If that were the case, I would have supported him. But no, it turns out he's just a mentally unstable Christian whackjob.
 
2012-11-26 06:14:32 PM
Angus says he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend" -- which included drug use and speeding tickets.

Damn, that's all it takes? Apparently I've been on a downward trend since I was 16.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:07 PM

jack21221: ...it turns out he's just a mentally unstable Christian whackjob


But you repeat yourself?
 
2012-11-26 06:26:47 PM
99.9% of everything on TV anymore is crap. How are we supposed to differentiate between this show and all the others?
 
2012-11-26 06:29:31 PM
So he wants to blame TV for his being an absolute asshat then? Fine. Then we can blame church for him being an absolute douche now.
 
2012-11-26 06:36:50 PM
And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.
 
2012-11-26 06:52:13 PM

Mugato: And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.


Exactly, it's all dirty money, so why keep it? Why wait until you know the show is done (no way it's coming back).

What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?
 
2012-11-26 06:54:44 PM
Isn't his character in the army? Time for a "shipping you off to Afghanistan" storyline, I'm thinking.
 
2012-11-26 06:57:21 PM

Diogenes: So now it will be called just "Two Men?"

Sounds like my Saturday night "escort" order.



Don't make my mistake and try to save money ordering the half man, MANIMAL IS NOT A GENTLE LOVER!
 
2012-11-26 06:58:48 PM

hbk72777: Mugato: And it's great that he's giving back all the money he made from the show.....oh.

Exactly, it's all dirty money, so why keep it? Why wait until you know the show is done (no way it's coming back).

What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's in the first place?


There are literally thousands of parents in Hollywood that will whore their kids out so they can be the "next child star". They don't care what it's for as long as they get a piece of the money and fame.

Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).
 
2012-11-26 06:59:03 PM
So I assume he is giving most of the 300k an episode away right? Right, right. . . .

Also if you really want to see a downward trend please refer to Charlie Sheen. A Downward Trend I am told, is snorting cocaine off pornstar's a$$es while you haven't slept for three days. Speeding tickets does not warrant a downward trend reference.
 
2012-11-26 07:00:24 PM

Elzar: Sounds like Angus has been smoking some of whatever uncle charlie has been smoking. I too encourage people not to watch two and a half men - but not because it is some sort of "satanic" TV show - its simply a lowest common denominator comedy (or American comedy if you will) which is neither funny nor intelligent.

/ Grew-up fundie in the 80s
// Know a thing or two about Satanic stuff (ie, D&D, Ozzy Osbourne, and the Keebler Elves).
/// No sky wizard like an Xtian sky wizard


Know how I know you're an asshole? You say "sky wizard", and also use "Xtian"
 
2012-11-26 07:00:24 PM
Yes, this doesn't sound familiar at all... 

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/Korn pretty much died when he left
 
2012-11-26 07:00:28 PM

serpent_sky: Osomatic: There's a bunch of union laws about what parents can do with the money in terms of percentages that can be skimmed. They even have to set up a special "Jackie Coogan account" (that's the actual name) for most of the earnings. If he's 18, his parents shouldn't be able to touch it, injunction or no.

Under the law, only 10% has to go into the Coogan account, and that money can absolutely be accessed by shrewd parents/lawyers. There are circumstances under which it can be touched.



Actually the Coogan Account requires 15% per performance/check. My 2 year old grandson has one for the videos and shows he's done. A lot of the rest goes to income taxes and agency fees. He got paid $150 for 1 recent shoot and after Coogan deductions, taxes, and his agency fees the take home check was about $48.
 
2012-11-26 07:01:01 PM
There's always problems when you go from being "the fat funny kid/guy" to the "not so funny cos' he ain't so fat anymore dude".

Ask Will Sasso.
 
2012-11-26 07:03:57 PM
Man, do I hate it when I end up agreeing with Christian Fundamental Wack-Jobs. It feels like the Earth goes off its axis for about an hour.
 
2012-11-26 07:04:31 PM

hbk72777:
What kind of parents would put their kid on a show full of sexual innuendo's


In your endo - huh huh...

Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver (NSFW Double Entendre)
 
2012-11-26 07:05:04 PM

Earguy: First, they've already proven they can replace a character


Two Cindys and 39 Helens agree.
 
2012-11-26 07:05:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Hell you might as well criticize the parents that let their kids act in R-rated movies (The Babysitter comes to mind).


Taxi Driver?
 
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