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2012-11-26 04:57:24 PM
Saw this on the TFD page. Cool prank.
 
2012-11-26 05:23:46 PM
fake
 
2012-11-26 05:43:33 PM
meh...i can take on a little girl...it'd a close fight, but i'd win
 
2012-11-26 05:51:28 PM
Be careful where you pull that sh*t...
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2012-11-26 06:03:14 PM
What would they do if someone had a heart attack? Or if someone kicked the girl in the face?


/fake
 
2012-11-26 06:32:16 PM
No way they could do that in the US. They'd get their asses sued. That's why we can't have nice pranks.
 
2012-11-26 06:35:46 PM
I'm inclined to think it's real. Which is great until someone loses their mind and breaks the kid's neck.
 
2012-11-26 06:38:41 PM
Fight or Flight.

They've taken away the flight option -- so, I don't know ...

Granted, people will be less likely to beat up a little girl, but animal instincts are there for a reason.
 
2012-11-26 06:41:51 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: What would they do if someone had a heart attack? Or if someone kicked the girl in the face?


/fake



There are a couple of reasons I don't go to haunted houses anymore I a) feel like I'm going to have a heart attack and b) get very punchy when someone jumps out of nowhere into my face.
 
2012-11-26 07:00:25 PM
It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game. "Find the eye".
 
2012-11-26 07:05:08 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that people who say "fake" to everything deserve this level of prank done to them at least 3 days a week?
 
2012-11-26 07:13:57 PM
Im really surprised that nobody lashed out at that little girl. Very brave of her to take part in that, and yes..it would be creepy as shiat.
 
2012-11-26 07:18:14 PM
Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu............
 
2012-11-26 07:18:39 PM
How can that be a good idea, especially with a little girl involved. Not everybody's fight or flight response is to flee.
 
2012-11-26 07:22:43 PM
1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?
 
2012-11-26 07:24:33 PM

LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?


/Im guessing they had a quick access panel they could run through to help her if needed. Funny stuff, but they took a big risk with that little girl.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:08 PM
I would ask the kid if she was okay and then tell her to use her "inside voice" when she screamed at me.
 
- Oh Christ, I have officially become my mother.
 
2012-11-26 07:28:46 PM
You know what would have been funny..let the little girl actress do her thing to about a dozen or so people, then tell her to do it again, but when the lights go out..put a dude in a pedobear outfit in there with her, and watch the fun.

/not saying that i would like to see her molested, but her reaction would be priceless.
 
2012-11-26 07:32:26 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Im really surprised that nobody lashed out at that little girl. Very brave of her to take part in that, and yes..it would be creepy as shiat.


I was thinking the same. My guess is that they didn't give the victims (esp. the men) enough time to react violently.

But if she were jumping out at them, someone would've decked that kid.
 
2012-11-26 07:39:43 PM

shanrick: No way they could do that in the US. They'd get their asses sued. That's why we can't have nice pranks.


HAHA!! totally...all I could think of was "this would NEVER happen in the U.S."

I love the Brazilian commitment to the art of the pranque.
 
2012-11-26 07:49:37 PM
I would shiat my pants, kick the girl in the face, puke, faint.

I am not sure which order.
 
2012-11-26 07:51:08 PM
Fake? of course it's fake, it's a tv show like Candid Camera.
How the hell could you think that the elevator was moving? Just by looking at the numbers?
 
2012-11-26 08:08:55 PM
As a prematurely balding man who is shy, ugly, submissive and forever single, I can assure you that I would be terrified for reasons that have nothing to do with fear of the supernatural. Let's see ... people hear a girl screaming. They run to her rescue and discover her alone in the dark with a strange man. There is no non-PMITA ending to this story.
 
2012-11-26 08:33:53 PM
This is my issue with 'scare tactics' type prank shows.

When the horrible, slavering monster is actually attacking me, I'll be all "OK, where's the cameras?" rather than the usual fight / flight / pee self response of our instinctual programming.

And, really, when it comes to "instinctual ways to handle fear," how does pissing oneself help in a self defense or survival situation? Bear attacks you, you wet yourself, bear's all "that dude's covered in pee, I'm not eating him..."
 
2012-11-26 08:35:18 PM

LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?


umm....yes, it is
 
2012-11-26 08:39:46 PM
Ah, Brazil - where the nuts come from.
 
2012-11-26 08:45:35 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: What would they do if someone had a heart attack? Or if someone kicked the girl in the face?


/fake


HA! You read my mind. My gut instinct would have been to kick the girl in the face. I mean, if she's a ghost it won't matter. That screaming is annoying.
 
2012-11-26 08:51:38 PM

Mobutu: This is my issue with 'scare tactics' type prank shows.

When the horrible, slavering monster is actually attacking me, I'll be all "OK, where's the cameras?" rather than the usual fight / flight / pee self response of our instinctual programming.

And, really, when it comes to "instinctual ways to handle fear," how does pissing oneself help in a self defense or survival situation? Bear attacks you, you wet yourself, bear's all "that dude's covered in pee, I'm not eating him..."


Evacuating bowels and bladder is supposed to make flight easier, possibly because of being lighter (although I'm not entirely sure of that one). It's difficult to run while having to use facilities.
 
2012-11-26 08:53:21 PM
I for one would have crapped myself as I died of a heartache.
 
2012-11-26 08:56:14 PM

LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?


Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)
 
2012-11-26 09:01:54 PM
This tripe should be discarded immediately by this forum, yet it is embraced as valid comedy fodder by the same.

You are being insulted, and the producers of this trash are laughing at you, not with you.

Welcome to the "Dumbing".
 
2012-11-26 09:08:04 PM

IvanItch: This tripe should be discarded immediately by this forum, yet it is embraced as valid comedy fodder by the same.

You are being insulted, and the producers of this trash are laughing at you, not with you.

Welcome to the "Dumbing".


IvanItch. shiat-tons of fun at parties.
 
2012-11-26 09:08:14 PM

IvanItch: This tripe should be discarded immediately by this forum, yet it is embraced as valid comedy fodder by the same.

You are being insulted, and the producers of this trash are laughing at you, not with you.

Welcome to the "Dumbing".


tsk tsk.. you're evaluation is only 30% correct... the point you are making makes an incorrect assumption that people in this forum are 100% stupid. As for me, it is entertainment value only. It is fun to imagine that people are a lot dumber than they are, and thus this has entertainment value.
 
2012-11-26 09:08:37 PM

PenguinCam:
Evacuating bowels and bladder is supposed to make flight easier, possibly because of being lighter (although I'm not entirely sure of that one). It's difficult to run while having to use facilities.


My guess would be you simply are no longer using those muscles to hold it in.

/shrug

//still funny
 
2012-11-26 09:11:59 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Saw this on the TFD page. Cool prank.


That will be a 15 yard penalty for using the word cool to reference anything found in TFD.
 
2012-11-26 09:25:42 PM

Sherman Potter: I'm inclined to think it's real. Which is great until someone loses their mind and breaks the kid's neck.


I really have to honestly say, not matter how freaked out I was, I would know better than to physically touch a ghost. I'm staying the hell back.
 
2012-11-26 09:33:19 PM

PenguinCam: Mobutu: This is my issue with 'scare tactics' type prank shows.

When the horrible, slavering monster is actually attacking me, I'll be all "OK, where's the cameras?" rather than the usual fight / flight / pee self response of our instinctual programming.

And, really, when it comes to "instinctual ways to handle fear," how does pissing oneself help in a self defense or survival situation? Bear attacks you, you wet yourself, bear's all "that dude's covered in pee, I'm not eating him..."

Evacuating bowels and bladder is supposed to make flight easier, possibly because of being lighter (although I'm not entirely sure of that one). It's difficult to run while having to use facilities.


Yeah, doesn't really work out that way ever since humans started wearing clothes, but evolution hasn't caught up. Also look at animals like horses, who just kind of go while they're walking/running. Even without clothes, most humans would have to slow down while the fluids are coming out.

aammaazzoonn: As a prematurely balding man who is shy, ugly, submissive and forever single, I can assure you that I would be terrified for reasons that have nothing to do with fear of the supernatural. Let's see ... people hear a girl screaming. They run to her rescue and discover her alone in the dark with a strange man. There is no non-PMITA ending to this story.


ok, I have to ask. If a child dies, comes back as a ghost, and spends 18 years haunting the same elevator until somebody finally farks her... is that still statutory rape?
 
2012-11-26 09:39:29 PM

Mija: LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?

Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)


At the rate they're exporting all the short brown ones Mexico is going to be much lighter in the not too distant future...
 
2012-11-26 09:43:27 PM

serial_crusher:

ok, I have to ask. If a child dies, comes back as a ghost, and spends 18 years haunting the same elevator until somebody finally farks her... is that still statutory rape?



You forgot to subtract her death age. If she was ten when she died you could fark her after only eight years of haunting...
 
2012-11-26 09:44:25 PM

adeist69: Mija: LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?

Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)

At the rate they're exporting all the short brown ones Mexico is going to be much lighter in the not too distant future...


Was that a fat joke?
 
2012-11-26 09:51:01 PM

mooseyfate: adeist69: Mija: LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?

Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)

At the rate they're exporting all the short brown ones Mexico is going to be much lighter in the not too distant future...

Was that a fat joke?



No, it was a melanin reference.

They don't get fat until after their first year on food stamps.
 
2012-11-26 09:53:16 PM
It's no mailbox prank....

Link

Seriously, though, they really don't give people enough time to react violently to the girl. As long as she doesn't lunge at them, most people are inclined just to avoid touching "whatever it is" - assuming it is something paranormal, you can't hurt a ghost, and you'd rather not get bitten if it's a zombie.

I'm also pretty sure they'd be in there in a heartbeat if something remotely looked like it was going wrong. The whole "elevator" was probably surrounded by crew members.

I liked when there were multiple victims int eh elevator, too... because they confirm each other's account, making it all the more freaky for the victims.
 
2012-11-26 10:00:40 PM

adeist69: mooseyfate: adeist69: Mija: LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?

Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)

At the rate they're exporting all the short brown ones Mexico is going to be much lighter in the not too distant future...

Was that a fat joke?


No, it was a melanin reference.

They don't get fat until after their first year on food stamps.



imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 10:10:43 PM

adeist69: mooseyfate: adeist69: Mija: LoneVVolf: 1.) Brazil is chock full of white people?
2.) What was their contingency for someone beating the sh*t out of that zombie girl?

Latin (people from Brazil are Latin) and Hispanic people can be a very wide range of colors. My husband is of Mexican heritage but all the parts that aren't exposed to the sun are as white as I am. There are people in his family who are dark skinned. His Mexican cousin is very white and has blue eyes. Another has reddish hair. There are people in Mexico who are as white looking as the Irish. It shocked me the first time I saw it. I had no idea. The more you know......:)

At the rate they're exporting all the short brown ones Mexico is going to be much lighter in the not too distant future...

Was that a fat joke?


No, it was a melanin reference.

They don't get fat until after their first year on food stamps.


www.tmonews.com
 
2012-11-26 10:55:01 PM
I would have a farking heart attack RIGHT there. This is why I won't watch Just for Laughs: Gags

They're cruel.
 
2012-11-26 11:13:30 PM
lol

I can smell the living, wouldn't get me.
 
2012-11-26 11:25:18 PM
Brazil has a very strong cultural trait of not punching ghosts. That's probably why they filmed it there.
 
2012-11-26 11:32:57 PM
Why do all the passengers group up over on the side of the elevator where the girl doesn't have to come out of the secret panel?
 
2012-11-26 11:34:48 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game. "Find the eye".


Then it's just fun!
 
2012-11-26 11:41:05 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Why do all the passengers group up over on the side of the elevator where the girl doesn't have to come out of the secret panel?


And unless they have a g-force simulator, how can they not tell that the elevator isn't moving?
 
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