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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 86
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2012-11-26 02:46:42 PM
17 votes:
I like a big fat pussy. I want it to look like a poorly packed suitcase. Like a basset hound with a miner's helmet.
2012-11-26 01:59:38 PM
9 votes:
I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.
2012-11-26 03:05:54 PM
8 votes:
www.bpallen.com
2012-11-26 01:59:34 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-26 03:59:28 PM
7 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

i47.tinypic.com


FTFY
2012-11-26 03:29:29 PM
5 votes:

More_Like_A_Stain: StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


I got a rock

4.bp.blogspot.com

2012-11-26 03:09:28 PM
5 votes:

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

...Even with pics taken DURING the procedure.



Hooray! My penis is dead!
2012-11-26 02:52:08 PM
5 votes:
Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?
2012-11-26 02:22:18 PM
5 votes:
Meh...bunch of pussies.
2012-11-26 02:12:17 PM
5 votes:

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.


I got a Hieronymus Bosch.
2012-11-26 08:56:35 PM
4 votes:
2012-11-26 03:52:53 PM
4 votes:
Hey hey hey
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
2012-11-26 03:25:29 PM
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2012-11-26 02:55:34 PM
4 votes:
Something smells fishy about this procedure...
2012-11-26 06:38:29 PM
3 votes:
Dirty Johnny goes to his dad and asks him "Hey pop? What does a vagina look like?"

His father hmms thoughtfully for a second and says "Before sex, a woman's vagina looks like a beautiful flower."

Dirty Johnny says "What do they look like after sex?"

His father thinks a moment more and responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
2012-11-26 04:06:36 PM
3 votes:
hegemonyheights.files.wordpress.com

Is this the place?
2012-11-26 03:16:22 PM
3 votes:
cf.geekdo-images.com
2012-11-26 03:03:10 PM
3 votes:
The 'Wide Open and Unregulated' Marketing of Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

They're doing it wrong.
2012-11-26 03:03:04 PM
3 votes:
Ladies, there's nothing wrong with your vagina. Labia are nice. Guys like them. I myself prefer some meat drapes over a boring slit. And if you can't trust the opinion of a guy on the internet referring to your love pie as...well, love pie, who can you trust?
2012-11-26 02:59:19 PM
3 votes:

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


i149.photobucket.com
2012-11-26 02:51:35 PM
3 votes:
img3.findthebest.comwww.arbys.com

Before cheese and after.
2012-11-26 06:53:09 PM
2 votes:
Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?
2012-11-26 06:43:05 PM
2 votes:

ukexpat: Fano: middleoftheday: "Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.

Vaginii?
Vaginae?

"Vaginas" is a perfectly acceptable English plural. "Vaginae" is the Latin plural.


Rookery,Troop, Flange,Colony, Cloud,Grist, Hive, Swarm, Nest,Volary, Brace, Plump, Knob,Brood, Clutch,Clowder, Clutter, Pounce, Dout, Nuisance, Glorying, Glare,Kindle, Litter, Intrigue,Drove, Herd, Team of Vaginas are all acceptable also.
2012-11-26 04:59:47 PM
2 votes:

SueDisco: Has anyone else here read Drop Dead Healthy by AJ Jacobs? That guy found a doctor that was performing surgery on people to lower the tone of their farts. Seriously.


Does he do the opposite? I would love to raise mine a few octaves, go for the Bruce Dickinson effect.
2012-11-26 03:17:25 PM
2 votes:
BEDAZZLE YOUR VA-JAY-JAY!!!!!

4.bp.blogspot.com

IT'S QUICK, IT'S SIMPLE, IT'S EASY AND EVEN A CHILD CAN USE IT!!!

CALL NOW!~!!!
i.huffpost.com
2012-11-26 03:14:14 PM
2 votes:

StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


As long as you can't hang it over a tree branch, like a Dali, you'll get no complaints from me.
2012-11-26 03:13:43 PM
2 votes:

GoldDude: But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


No, no, no, you don't want to get rid of the wrinkles on the scrotum. Reading those wrinkles is how they calculated the stock futures at the Exchange.
2012-11-26 03:08:00 PM
2 votes:
I wish Oprah was on, I'd like to hear from a bush doctor.
2.bp.blogspot.com
My imaginary wife has a bush like a Brillo pad. I have to wear Hot Pocket boxes for condoms.
2012-11-26 02:59:12 PM
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.


I got a Jackson Pollock
2012-11-26 02:56:50 PM
2 votes:

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


you can have a seat over there...
2012-11-26 02:53:39 PM
2 votes:
Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.
2012-11-26 02:46:08 PM
2 votes:

Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina


That was some kind of monologue, subby.
2012-11-26 02:16:08 PM
2 votes:
The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!
2012-11-26 02:02:12 PM
2 votes:
♫ In my mind I'm designin' a vagina... ♫
2012-11-26 02:02:10 PM
2 votes:
Designa Vagina - sounds like a great band name.

I'm sure I can speak for the rest of the fark male populace when I say if a woman doesn't sport the latest Tera Patrick model its game over. I mean really who wants to stick their junk in average looking poon?
2012-11-26 01:43:32 PM
2 votes:
The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!
2012-11-26 01:42:08 PM
2 votes:
Thread is useless without before and after pics.
2012-11-26 01:36:22 PM
2 votes:
2012-11-27 02:01:22 AM
1 votes:

o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.


I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.
2012-11-26 11:37:41 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?

Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.

As someone who was once married to a pale, tatted brunette (when it wasn't dyed other odd colors), and has had a few of the other demographics mentioned, I gotta agree.

*shrug* I am what I am.

Once married? Not so much anymore?


Not unless I totally imagined my divorce years back. Long story short, I didn't just stick my dick into the bad kind of batshiat crazy, I went and married it.
2012-11-26 11:18:18 PM
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?


i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-26 09:50:36 PM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: Ladies, please don't modify your lady parts. As long as they're clean, nicely kept (hair or no hair, but no stubble please), and taste good, then it's silly to worry about changing them with cosmetic surgery. Your hoo-hoo is as unique as you are. I don't want a doctor's vision of vaginal perfection. I want to gently pull apart those lips (with wet, slippery fingers) and see the beautiful parts you came with. Yum!

/seriously
//no cosmetic surgery
///totally not necessary


Um, tell me more about these wet, slippery fingers?

And how YOU doin'?
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-26 09:37:01 PM
1 votes:

hostJP: Very Very NSFW but good for a chuckle!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, and this:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-11-26 08:57:42 PM
1 votes:

hostJP: Very Very NSFW but good for a chuckle!


Holy fackin' hell! You sir owe me a beer and a new keyboard and monitor!
2012-11-26 08:35:25 PM
1 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly


How else would people know it's a Coach cooch?
2012-11-26 08:34:50 PM
1 votes:
Ladies: Love your cooter. The designer ones I've seen look awful. You're not fooling anyone.
2012-11-26 08:32:03 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: Skirl Hutsenreiter: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

The solution isn't always more cleaning products. It's a sensitive area and over drying the skin or causing an allergic reaction can lead to yeast infections, which is a step backwards.

Not if you're looking to make some sourdough...

/Okay, maybe time to lay off the sauce for the night

Have one for me. I'm temporarily staying with Mormon family.

Help.

for real? dress up in their holy underwear, cut out the naughty bits, and post pictures

Moroni would be pleased. as would the rest of us.


Hey now. I actually like my family. But you're right, it'd be hilarious.
2012-11-26 08:23:50 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Skirl Hutsenreiter: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

The solution isn't always more cleaning products. It's a sensitive area and over drying the skin or causing an allergic reaction can lead to yeast infections, which is a step backwards.

Not if you're looking to make some sourdough...

/Okay, maybe time to lay off the sauce for the night


Have one for me. I'm temporarily staying with Mormon family.

Help.
2012-11-26 08:22:37 PM
1 votes:

Skirl Hutsenreiter: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

The solution isn't always more cleaning products. It's a sensitive area and over drying the skin or causing an allergic reaction can lead to yeast infections, which is a step backwards.


Well that's true but you don't need to go deep in order to clean the front entryway.
2012-11-26 08:18:30 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: I do, so your point is invalid. It's in the eye of the peenholder...

Been told that can cause pink eye, may want to be careful about that...

I don't do eye shots. That's just rude, and likely is a result of women telling their men that they don't swallow.

Well way to take the humor out of the joke miss smartypants!
Never understood facials myself. I can see pulling and blowing peter snot on their bellies, backs, butts, tits or in their mouth if they're willing, or in any of the other usual orifices, but on the face?

You really want to piss off a girl? Get it in her hair...

What? I was drunk dammit and it was an accident!

No, see, I countered your joke with another joke, like women who don't swallow DESERVE it in the eye. Haha.

You realize how hard it is to tell when someone is joking about something like that? Half the women I've seen here on Fark would have meant it as the evil bastard guy would do that intentionally as an act of vengeance for the woman not gobbling up his salty man gravy.


Feminists don't give BJ's. at least, none that I know of.

Luckily, I don't have that problem.
2012-11-26 08:11:58 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: I do, so your point is invalid. It's in the eye of the peenholder...

Been told that can cause pink eye, may want to be careful about that...

I don't do eye shots. That's just rude, and likely is a result of women telling their men that they don't swallow.

Well way to take the humor out of the joke miss smartypants!
Never understood facials myself. I can see pulling and blowing peter snot on their bellies, backs, butts, tits or in their mouth if they're willing, or in any of the other usual orifices, but on the face?

You really want to piss off a girl? Get it in her hair...

What? I was drunk dammit and it was an accident!


No, see, I countered your joke with another joke, like women who don't swallow DESERVE it in the eye. Haha.
2012-11-26 08:03:09 PM
1 votes:
Some of us guys like them big and juicy. I'll just leave this here. NSFW IN ANY WAY.
2012-11-26 07:09:13 PM
1 votes:
Damn, they make designer vagina's? All this time I've been just been using an "off the rack" model.
2012-11-26 07:00:55 PM
1 votes:
♬My vagina has a first name..it's y-u-m-m-y..

My vagina has a second name it's p-u-s-s-y♫

♪Well, I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaayyy..

♫Cuz p-u-s-s-y today will surely stave off turning teh ghayyyy♫
2012-11-26 06:17:29 PM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: wambu: All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.

I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.


I can give a big thumbs up to the "tightening up" bit. Years ago, I had a FWB with a kid. Her husband left her shortly after the kid was born, and we started fooling around about a year or so after that. Shortly after we got together she decided to get her tubes tied, and while she was in for that she went ahead with a vaginoplasty to tighten it back up (she had really good insurance that covered both procedures).

INCREDIBLE difference. In fact, it made more of a difference for her than it did for me. After the surgery was healed up she got off much faster and much easier than she did before.

/she wore me out and then moved on :p
2012-11-26 05:58:54 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity


I live in Roseville, so first...Fark you. My wife and I are from from trust fund twunts.
Most of those "twunts" you speak of come from Granite Bay or El Dorado Hills. Mommy and Daddy have lots of $$$ to spend on their little angels and send them away for the weekend so they can have their swing parties.
We moved from Sacramento county, where it was common for the female tweekers to get enough money to afford boob jobs.
Visualize that.....not pretty.
2012-11-26 05:44:19 PM
1 votes:
www.midlifegamer.net
2012-11-26 05:43:26 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think a wet wipe, or baby wipe would leave a slight residue that would taste funky. I'm sure it would smell nice though.

And yes, yes we do love it when they squeeze on occasion.

All women should keep unscented wipes handy. Pre and post sex. Tested and true.

And it's not just that. If I hear one more guy complain that his girl is a dead fish in bed I'm going to throttle someone. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?


I've only ever had one of those. And I mean complete dead fish. Didn't move her legs, didn't move her arms, nothing, not even kissing or anything. Just laid there legs spread, arms flat on the bed, made a few minor moans and that's about it. Needless to say we didn't last long together.

/and no it wasn't that time I used chloroform on this one girl...
2012-11-26 05:14:31 PM
1 votes:
No farking way. Unless I have meat curtains hanging to my knees and it interferes with walking, no ones cutting up my girly spot. Have they started marketing 'Sack lifts' to men yet?
2012-11-26 05:03:32 PM
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?


Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity
2012-11-26 05:00:14 PM
1 votes:
There's tell of a woman from Wake Forest,
Who had a gigantic clitoris.
Her friends, you see,
Thought her name was "Marie,"
But her intimates knew her as "Horace."
2012-11-26 04:34:12 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: And here's a tip, boys: Sure, it's one of the goddamn silliest looking things on God's Green Earth, but the next time you go down on her (which should be next time you enjoin her in any form of sexual congress), remember that it costs you nothing, NOTHING, to say, "My god, what a beautiful pussy you have!", before you commence performing your oral ministrations.


This is one of the creepiest things I've ever read on here
2012-11-26 04:27:19 PM
1 votes:
Belgium.
2012-11-26 04:19:30 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: Like a basset hound with a miner's helmet.


I just wanted to take a second to tell you that you are awesome...
2012-11-26 03:57:57 PM
1 votes:
Don't worry maam, I'm a licensed Interior Decorator.
2012-11-26 03:51:40 PM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.


i236.photobucket.com
2012-11-26 03:50:43 PM
1 votes:
dnr.wi.gov 

I think we can help you...
2012-11-26 03:37:50 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: As for me, I enjoy thick, wet, full, engorged labia when I sit down to feast upon my Special Lady's secret garden. It is the Sanctum sanctorum of all glory and honor, a moistened grotto whereupon I may pay homage and tribute to all the creative force of the universe, from an ancient explosion of ten million stars to the eruption and shift of continents to the trembling convulsions of my lover in the throes of orgasm, such is the wonder and brilliance and majesty of La Vagine. It is in this holy place, a garden possessed by every woman who ever lived; as common as the soil, and yet each more precious than the most refined cognac, the most perfect pearl, the pristine petals of the new-blossomed rose. Oh, to lay supine in awe and reverence as I draw the tender bloom into my mouth, to stroke and massage with my tongue, to paint and caress lovingly, to taste the sweet nectar, feel the supple kiss and full, ripe, press of her delicate secrets against my lips.


What millennium is this? Holy cow thar was like Shakespeare, cyrano debergerac, and Jeffry Daumier rolled into one smelly-faced weirdo.
2012-11-26 03:37:04 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The 'Wide Open and Unregulated' Marketing of Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

They're doing it wrong.


991.com
2012-11-26 03:33:40 PM
1 votes:
Hm. No.

My equipment may not be the newest model, but has received several compliments through the years so I see no reason to put my gal up on the rack.



/landing strip
2012-11-26 03:26:54 PM
1 votes:

StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


Mine's an Escher.
2012-11-26 03:23:39 PM
1 votes:
All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.
2012-11-26 03:22:01 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

WOO WOOOO


gothamist.com
2012-11-26 03:12:36 PM
1 votes:

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.


And everyone thought I was weird for suggesting it'd be cool to give a 25 y.o. the twat of a 14 y.o.
2012-11-26 03:12:12 PM
1 votes:

UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]


WOO WOOOO
2012-11-26 03:11:23 PM
1 votes:
www.libertychippers.com
2012-11-26 03:05:43 PM
1 votes:

Muta: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.


What 14 year old is going to agree with that swap?
2012-11-26 03:02:05 PM
1 votes:
cdn.pastemagazine.com

Eet's pronounced 'vajiña'.
2012-11-26 03:01:30 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!


You'll be thankful when your lady doesn't stall out over the town pond while being chased by local vaginally enhanced superwomen.

www.toysnplaythings.co.uk 

/Hot as the first Jennifer
//Something something four stroke engine
///Please stop using slashies to improve the playground ladies.
2012-11-26 02:55:00 PM
1 votes:
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? kindaNorth Carolina?
2012-11-26 02:50:33 PM
1 votes:
A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly? Better yet, an Oldham? Do you wear a sign on your jeans emblazoned with "There's a Wang inside"?
2012-11-26 02:48:37 PM
1 votes:
slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.
2012-11-26 02:47:48 PM
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Some pornstars (mainly the MILFs) get their vagina reupholstered because all the banging gets it loose and droopy.
2012-11-26 02:24:52 PM
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NutWrench: The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!


Ham. Wallet.
2012-11-26 01:53:46 PM
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More: PSA, absence of evidence, Googles, vaginas, riding horses, female genitalia, Guy Fieri

snert
2012-11-26 01:45:45 PM
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Ladies, all vaginas are beautiful. We're just happy to be there.

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