FTFA: Surgery, various clinicians promise, can improve "disharmony and resentment " in relationships and allow the patient to "feel like a real woman again."

If your partner is resentful about the imperfections of your labia, the main thing you need to "feel like a real woman again" is a new partner.

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

...Even with pics taken DURING the procedure.


Hooray! My penis is dead!

Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?

Hm. No.

My equipment may not be the newest model, but has received several compliments through the years so I see no reason to put my gal up on the rack.



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Well, unless I am mistaken, a vagina proper is seen more often by a gyno than a husband or boyfriend. Aren't we talking labia here? The visible bits?

kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*

you women are so specific with your likes and dislikes. Really? Pruny fingers? I've had my fingers get wrinkly because I was down there a little longer than normal.

I have large inner labia. No man ever complained. In fact, most of them were rather pleased with how large my inner labia are, and love playing with them.

Ladies, if any man gives you shiat for having big meat, toss his sorry ass out of bed.

DangerGentleman: Ladies: Love your cooter. The designer ones I've seen look awful. You're not fooling anyone.

Same with the boobs.

You can spot bolt-ons a mile away as soon as they're out in the open. They simply do not hang right.

poison_amy: Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.

You of course realize a statement like that is worthless without pics right?

No farking way. Unless I have meat curtains hanging to my knees and it interferes with walking, no ones cutting up my girly spot. Have they started marketing 'Sack lifts' to men yet?

kiwimoogle84: No man really cares what your vag looks like

Just how it tastes.

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.

This. I spend a good amount of my time down there with my eyes closed anyway.

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.

If your friend had gotten his lazy biatch to do a few kegels, he wouldn't have had to spend 10 grand.

Also, there are plenty of women having plastic surgery down there just because they don't like the look of their labia. It has nothing to do with being stretched out. I had this conversation a few months ago with my girlfriend:

Her: My vagina's ugly.
Me: Have I ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: Has anyone else ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: So what's the problem, again?

Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Is this the place?

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.

Yeah, I guess if you just lay there like a wet blanket and let your hoo hoo blow in the wind. How about having some control of you pubic muscles? It benefits both parties if the vagina is a well trained athlete and not a windsock.

Nothing new, I had my penis redesigned by Pole-O by Ralph Lengthen.

GoldDude: Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?

Meeee, I has a flatiron with which I iron my shirt plackets. Takes aaaalllll the wrinkles right out.

Beware the Bearded Cthulhu!

Muta: doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

And everyone thought I was weird for suggesting it'd be cool to give a 25 y.o. the twat of a 14 y.o.

It's easier and less expensive to just get the real thing.

Ladies, there's nothing wrong with your vagina. Labia are nice. Guys like them. I myself prefer some meat drapes over a boring slit. And if you can't trust the opinion of a guy on the internet referring to your love pie as...well, love pie, who can you trust?

Probably just get banned if I post anything so I am going back to the politics tab

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?

A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly? Better yet, an Oldham? Do you wear a sign on your jeans emblazoned with "There's a Wang inside"?

Some pornstars (mainly the MILFs) get their vagina reupholstered because all the banging gets it loose and droopy.

Meh...bunch of pussies.

The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!