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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 62
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2012-11-26 01:45:45 PM  
10 votes:
Ladies, all vaginas are beautiful. We're just happy to be there.

www.google.ca
2012-11-26 01:42:08 PM  
5 votes:
Thread is useless without before and after pics.
2012-11-26 04:30:36 PM  
4 votes:
FTFA: Surgery, various clinicians promise, can improve "disharmony and resentment " in relationships and allow the patient to "feel like a real woman again."

If your partner is resentful about the imperfections of your labia, the main thing you need to "feel like a real woman again" is a new partner.
2012-11-26 03:16:22 PM  
3 votes:
cf.geekdo-images.com
2012-11-26 03:09:28 PM  
3 votes:

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

...Even with pics taken DURING the procedure.



Hooray! My penis is dead!
2012-11-26 06:53:09 PM  
2 votes:
Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?
2012-11-26 04:23:45 PM  
2 votes:

MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.


How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.
2012-11-26 03:33:40 PM  
2 votes:
Hm. No.

My equipment may not be the newest model, but has received several compliments through the years so I see no reason to put my gal up on the rack.



/landing strip
2012-11-26 03:07:35 PM  
2 votes:
Well, unless I am mistaken, a vagina proper is seen more often by a gyno than a husband or boyfriend. Aren't we talking labia here? The visible bits?
2012-11-26 02:48:37 PM  
2 votes:
slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.
2012-11-27 07:36:00 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*


You know... I like the way you think. We could just compromise and stop at the stairs and just go for it right there. Stairs can actually work very well (as long as the hand rails don't pull loose).
2012-11-27 02:12:07 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*


you women are so specific with your likes and dislikes. Really? Pruny fingers? I've had my fingers get wrinkly because I was down there a little longer than normal.
2012-11-27 12:52:13 PM  
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D


You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*
2012-11-27 03:09:27 AM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.


Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D
2012-11-27 02:01:22 AM  
1 votes:

o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.


I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.
2012-11-27 12:48:34 AM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Um, tell me more about these wet, slippery fingers?


Well... they tend to get that way when I'm exploring. I always like to survey the territory when I'm goin' downtown. To me, it's almost as fun to look at and play with as it is to eat. Note that I said almost. Nothing beats the taste of a woman. Or the sensation of her response to being tasted. And I especially love to lick off the fingers which have been deep inside. Dee-lish!
2012-11-27 12:04:32 AM  
1 votes:
I have large inner labia. No man ever complained. In fact, most of them were rather pleased with how large my inner labia are, and love playing with them.

Ladies, if any man gives you shiat for having big meat, toss his sorry ass out of bed.
2012-11-26 11:22:27 PM  
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?


Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.
2012-11-26 09:47:12 PM  
1 votes:

gunther_bumpass: Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.

i disagree.


There is no issue. If she's got large labia, then so be it. If she's got a large clit, then okay. It all goes with the package. If you don't like the package, then that's on you. It's not fair to ask her to change it.
2012-11-26 09:43:25 PM  
1 votes:
Ladies, please don't modify your lady parts. As long as they're clean, nicely kept (hair or no hair, but no stubble please), and taste good, then it's silly to worry about changing them with cosmetic surgery. Your hoo-hoo is as unique as you are. I don't want a doctor's vision of vaginal perfection. I want to gently pull apart those lips (with wet, slippery fingers) and see the beautiful parts you came with. Yum!

/seriously
//no cosmetic surgery
///totally not necessary
2012-11-26 08:38:41 PM  
1 votes:

DangerGentleman: Ladies: Love your cooter. The designer ones I've seen look awful. You're not fooling anyone.


Same with the boobs.

You can spot bolt-ons a mile away as soon as they're out in the open. They simply do not hang right.
2012-11-26 08:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

Skirl Hutsenreiter: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

The solution isn't always more cleaning products. It's a sensitive area and over drying the skin or causing an allergic reaction can lead to yeast infections, which is a step backwards.


Well that's true but you don't need to go deep in order to clean the front entryway.
2012-11-26 08:18:30 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: I do, so your point is invalid. It's in the eye of the peenholder...

Been told that can cause pink eye, may want to be careful about that...

I don't do eye shots. That's just rude, and likely is a result of women telling their men that they don't swallow.

Well way to take the humor out of the joke miss smartypants!
Never understood facials myself. I can see pulling and blowing peter snot on their bellies, backs, butts, tits or in their mouth if they're willing, or in any of the other usual orifices, but on the face?

You really want to piss off a girl? Get it in her hair...

What? I was drunk dammit and it was an accident!

No, see, I countered your joke with another joke, like women who don't swallow DESERVE it in the eye. Haha.

You realize how hard it is to tell when someone is joking about something like that? Half the women I've seen here on Fark would have meant it as the evil bastard guy would do that intentionally as an act of vengeance for the woman not gobbling up his salty man gravy.


Feminists don't give BJ's. at least, none that I know of.

Luckily, I don't have that problem.
2012-11-26 07:20:16 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: dalovindj: Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?

Goddamn internet, can't tell if you're serious or subtly joking. We really really need a sarcasm font.


No kidding. I've never had any complaints and I think peens are beautiful, so...
2012-11-26 06:16:20 PM  
1 votes:

poison_amy: Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.


You of course realize a statement like that is worthless without pics right?
2012-11-26 05:38:00 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think a wet wipe, or baby wipe would leave a slight residue that would taste funky. I'm sure it would smell nice though.

And yes, yes we do love it when they squeeze on occasion.


All women should keep unscented wipes handy. Pre and post sex. Tested and true.

And it's not just that. If I hear one more guy complain that his girl is a dead fish in bed I'm going to throttle someone. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?
2012-11-26 05:24:20 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.


Enduring : ensuring.
2012-11-26 05:22:57 PM  
1 votes:

cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.


I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.
2012-11-26 05:14:31 PM  
1 votes:
No farking way. Unless I have meat curtains hanging to my knees and it interferes with walking, no ones cutting up my girly spot. Have they started marketing 'Sack lifts' to men yet?
2012-11-26 05:03:32 PM  
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?


Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity
2012-11-26 04:38:04 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: No man really cares what your vag looks like


Just how it tastes.
2012-11-26 04:34:00 PM  
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.


This. I spend a good amount of my time down there with my eyes closed anyway.
2012-11-26 04:15:13 PM  
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


If your friend had gotten his lazy biatch to do a few kegels, he wouldn't have had to spend 10 grand.

Also, there are plenty of women having plastic surgery down there just because they don't like the look of their labia. It has nothing to do with being stretched out. I had this conversation a few months ago with my girlfriend:

Her: My vagina's ugly.
Me: Have I ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: Has anyone else ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: So what's the problem, again?
2012-11-26 04:13:03 PM  
1 votes:

middleoftheday: Except it turns into a smelly, misshapen, unshaven source of all things disastrous and unholy once crazy or pregnant AMIRITE?!?


May it never be! No, not at all. Well, the crazy's got nothing to do with it, as that resides at the other end of the ship. But the childbirthing only improves on things. Those cruel hours in which the baby is extruded through that silken portal serve to open the gates wider, that they may hold more of the lifeblood and warmth and become even fuller in their elegant presentation. As Khalil Gibran said, "The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?"

So it is for her Templum Vulvari. While the uninitiated and ill informed may wince and recoil in horror and revulsion, it is the true devotees of her salmon colored halls who rejoice in the increase, for so much greater is the joy and satisfaction for all who partake, and each of whom is but a star in the heavens that, together, are her pleasures. Behold, the font of all vitality, Vagine.
2012-11-26 04:06:49 PM  
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.


i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.
2012-11-26 04:06:36 PM  
1 votes:
hegemonyheights.files.wordpress.com

Is this the place?
2012-11-26 03:55:40 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Now if only they could do something about the smell.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-26 03:46:13 PM  
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


Yeah, I guess if you just lay there like a wet blanket and let your hoo hoo blow in the wind. How about having some control of you pubic muscles? It benefits both parties if the vagina is a well trained athlete and not a windsock.
2012-11-26 03:34:40 PM  
1 votes:
As for me, I enjoy thick, wet, full, engorged labia when I sit down to feast upon my Special Lady's secret garden. It is the Sanctum sanctorum of all glory and honor, a moistened grotto whereupon I may pay homage and tribute to all the creative force of the universe, from an ancient explosion of ten million stars to the eruption and shift of continents to the trembling convulsions of my lover in the throes of orgasm, such is the wonder and brilliance and majesty of La Vagine. It is in this holy place, a garden possessed by every woman who ever lived; as common as the soil, and yet each more precious than the most refined cognac, the most perfect pearl, the pristine petals of the new-blossomed rose. Oh, to lay supine in awe and reverence as I draw the tender bloom into my mouth, to stroke and massage with my tongue, to paint and caress lovingly, to taste the sweet nectar, feel the supple kiss and full, ripe, press of her delicate secrets against my lips.
2012-11-26 03:32:16 PM  
1 votes:

wambu: All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.


I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.
2012-11-26 03:27:22 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing new, I had my penis redesigned by Pole-O by Ralph Lengthen.
2012-11-26 03:24:49 PM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


Meeee, I has a flatiron with which I iron my shirt plackets. Takes aaaalllll the wrinkles right out.
2012-11-26 03:22:01 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

WOO WOOOO


gothamist.com
2012-11-26 03:15:07 PM  
1 votes:
Beware the Bearded Cthulhu!
2012-11-26 03:13:43 PM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


No, no, no, you don't want to get rid of the wrinkles on the scrotum. Reading those wrinkles is how they calculated the stock futures at the Exchange.
2012-11-26 03:13:30 PM  
1 votes:

Muta: doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

And everyone thought I was weird for suggesting it'd be cool to give a 25 y.o. the twat of a 14 y.o.


It's easier and less expensive to just get the real thing.
2012-11-26 03:05:43 PM  
1 votes:

Muta: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.


What 14 year old is going to agree with that swap?
2012-11-26 03:03:04 PM  
1 votes:
Ladies, there's nothing wrong with your vagina. Labia are nice. Guys like them. I myself prefer some meat drapes over a boring slit. And if you can't trust the opinion of a guy on the internet referring to your love pie as...well, love pie, who can you trust?
2012-11-26 03:02:46 PM  
1 votes:
Probably just get banned if I post anything so I am going back to the politics tab
2012-11-26 02:59:19 PM  
1 votes:

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


i149.photobucket.com
2012-11-26 02:56:50 PM  
1 votes:

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


you can have a seat over there...
2012-11-26 02:53:43 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.


Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.
2012-11-26 02:53:39 PM  
1 votes:
Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.
2012-11-26 02:52:08 PM  
1 votes:
Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?
2012-11-26 02:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly? Better yet, an Oldham? Do you wear a sign on your jeans emblazoned with "There's a Wang inside"?
2012-11-26 02:47:48 PM  
1 votes:
Some pornstars (mainly the MILFs) get their vagina reupholstered because all the banging gets it loose and droopy.
2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM  
1 votes:
I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral.
2012-11-26 02:22:18 PM  
1 votes:
Meh...bunch of pussies.
2012-11-26 02:09:47 PM  
1 votes:
hymenoplasty

Ok, there's literally no upside to this.
2012-11-26 01:59:38 PM  
1 votes:
I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.
2012-11-26 01:59:34 PM  
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2012-11-26 01:43:32 PM  
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The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

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