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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 305
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2012-11-27 07:02:06 PM  

Loaf's Tray: Snickony: This thread has convinced me to finally write my own version of "The Vagina Monologues."

I've always hated the original, floofy, bullshiat written by Eve Ensler.

I'd show you the screenplay I wrote for "The Vagina Dialogues", but I don't think you'd be impressed...all the characters are foul-mouthed c*nts.


That sounds like something I'd be interested in. Cootchi-snortcher? Blegh. Bloody beef curtains.
 
2012-11-27 07:36:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*


You know... I like the way you think. We could just compromise and stop at the stairs and just go for it right there. Stairs can actually work very well (as long as the hand rails don't pull loose).
 
2012-11-27 11:08:45 PM  
Ok, this IS a bookmark, for when I get off work...
 
2012-11-28 11:41:52 AM  
of interest
 
2012-11-29 12:25:23 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*

You know... I like the way you think. We could just compromise and stop at the stairs and just go for it right there. Stairs can actually work very well (as long as the hand rails don't pull loose).


I love this thread... So much snark and suggestions... But I digress...

Years ago, when I was a young Arcturus, my then girlfriend (now ex wife, long story), a best friend, and I were out strolling around a series of houses under construction... Yes, alcohol WAS involved, in mass quantities... But... We found the perfect house for traipsing in... 2 stories, with a ginormous hot tub style bathtub in the (soon to be) master bedroom's bathroom... Well, while my best bud was out looking for stuff to swipe or set on fire, the gf and I decided to "christen" their tub... But I had to pull out her tampon before I could dive in... She was mortified as all hell, but me? I didn't care as long as I was having fun and getting lucky (I was 18 at the time, so of course)... So yes, I'm all about the adventure and having fun when it comes to sex...

Now on topic, I see some of the videos people have linked to from here and have to ask "Why the Fark would you do that to your lady bits?"... I probably speak for 90% of men who love all shapes, sizes, and looks of lady bits, and as long as the hygiene is there, I'm willing to do plenty to it... And I will agree with a woman doing Kegels... We DO love it, at least in my experience... And if you're doing it correctly, it will help you get off nearly as much as it will help him...

And kiwimoogle84, just based on your profile pic (which is awesome, btw) it looks as if you've already found a cloning machine... Then again, your level of snark ensured you show up in a nice color to me a loooong time ago...
 
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