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2012-11-26 08:57:42 PM  

hostJP: Very Very NSFW but good for a chuckle!


Holy fackin' hell! You sir owe me a beer and a new keyboard and monitor!
 
2012-11-26 09:15:56 PM  
DOCTOR, JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TRIM.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-26 09:37:01 PM  

hostJP: Very Very NSFW but good for a chuckle!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, and this:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-26 09:43:06 PM  

Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.


i disagree.
 
2012-11-26 09:43:25 PM  
Ladies, please don't modify your lady parts. As long as they're clean, nicely kept (hair or no hair, but no stubble please), and taste good, then it's silly to worry about changing them with cosmetic surgery. Your hoo-hoo is as unique as you are. I don't want a doctor's vision of vaginal perfection. I want to gently pull apart those lips (with wet, slippery fingers) and see the beautiful parts you came with. Yum!

/seriously
//no cosmetic surgery
///totally not necessary
 
2012-11-26 09:47:12 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.

i disagree.


There is no issue. If she's got large labia, then so be it. If she's got a large clit, then okay. It all goes with the package. If you don't like the package, then that's on you. It's not fair to ask her to change it.
 
2012-11-26 09:50:36 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Ladies, please don't modify your lady parts. As long as they're clean, nicely kept (hair or no hair, but no stubble please), and taste good, then it's silly to worry about changing them with cosmetic surgery. Your hoo-hoo is as unique as you are. I don't want a doctor's vision of vaginal perfection. I want to gently pull apart those lips (with wet, slippery fingers) and see the beautiful parts you came with. Yum!

/seriously
//no cosmetic surgery
///totally not necessary


Um, tell me more about these wet, slippery fingers?

And how YOU doin'?
 
2012-11-26 10:04:26 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: gunther_bumpass: Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.

i disagree.

There is no issue. If she's got large labia, then so be it. If she's got a large clit, then okay. It all goes with the package. If you don't like the package, then that's on you. It's not fair to ask her to change it.


I think you misunderstood - I was disagreeing with the notion that large labia are somehow a turn-off. I rather like them.
Anyway, as has been noted many times in this thread, if someone thinks enough of me to let me fool around
with her lady parts, well, they will get nothing but muffled compliments and a magnificent breakfast.
 
2012-11-26 10:08:37 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Fark Me To Tears: gunther_bumpass: Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.

i disagree.

There is no issue. If she's got large labia, then so be it. If she's got a large clit, then okay. It all goes with the package. If you don't like the package, then that's on you. It's not fair to ask her to change it.

I think you misunderstood - I was disagreeing with the notion that large labia are somehow a turn-off. I rather like them.
Anyway, as has been noted many times in this thread, if someone thinks enough of me to let me fool around
with her lady parts, well, they will get nothing but muffled compliments and a magnificent breakfast.


No, I didn't misunderstand you. I agreed with you, in fact. I just quoted your post instead of the one you quoted. I got your point and was just taking it a step further. I'm sorry if it came across as a disagreement. Are we still friends?
 
2012-11-26 10:13:37 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: AngryJailhouseFistfark: And here's a tip, boys: Sure, it's one of the goddamn silliest looking things on God's Green Earth, but the next time you go down on her (which should be next time you enjoin her in any form of sexual congress), remember that it costs you nothing, NOTHING, to say, "My god, what a beautiful pussy you have!", before you commence performing your oral ministrations.

This is one of the creepiest things I've ever read on here


I concur. :/
 
2012-11-26 10:16:45 PM  
Can I just stop for a second and thank subby for a good vagina thread?

Thank you, subby. Any chance to discuss my absolute favorite part of the female anatomy (and best anytime tasty snack treat) is certainly a welcome diversion!

+1.5
 
2012-11-26 10:19:17 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: gunther_bumpass: Fark Me To Tears: gunther_bumpass: Profedius: Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.

i disagree.

There is no issue. If she's got large labia, then so be it. If she's got a large clit, then okay. It all goes with the package. If you don't like the package, then that's on you. It's not fair to ask her to change it.

I think you misunderstood - I was disagreeing with the notion that large labia are somehow a turn-off. I rather like them.
Anyway, as has been noted many times in this thread, if someone thinks enough of me to let me fool around
with her lady parts, well, they will get nothing but muffled compliments and a magnificent breakfast.

No, I didn't misunderstand you. I agreed with you, in fact. I just quoted your post instead of the one you quoted. I got your point and was just taking it a step further. I'm sorry if it came across as a disagreement. Are we still friends?



Oh.. yeah. I guess. Do you have large... labia?
 
2012-11-26 10:23:13 PM  
appropriate lords of acid lol cats

eip
 
2012-11-26 10:26:26 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Keizer_Ghidorah: pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.

What a gentleman!


And a proper lady says "thank you" upon swallowing.
 
2012-11-26 10:42:29 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Raharu: Thread is useless without before and after pics.

Here's a BBC documentary on the subject. NSFW


The UK? Shouldn't they start with their faces?
 
2012-11-26 10:46:56 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: SultanofSchwing: Keizer_Ghidorah: pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.

What a gentleman!

And a proper lady says "thank you" upon swallowing.


Oh... all this time I've been saying "Can I have some more?"
 
2012-11-26 10:50:41 PM  

Uniquely Common: StoPPeRmobile: SultanofSchwing: Keizer_Ghidorah: pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.

What a gentleman!

And a proper lady says "thank you" upon swallowing.

Oh... all this time I've been saying "Can I have some more?"


Well now, how you doin'?
 
2012-11-26 10:59:35 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Uniquely Common:Oh... all this time I've been saying "Can I have some more?"

Well now, how you doin'?



Something tells me your username might be a turn-off in this situation.
 
2012-11-26 11:14:57 PM  

Uniquely Common: StoPPeRmobile: SultanofSchwing: Keizer_Ghidorah: pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.

What a gentleman!

And a proper lady says "thank you" upon swallowing.

Oh... all this time I've been saying "Can I have some more?"


No one told you to stop!
 
2012-11-26 11:18:18 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-26 11:22:27 PM  

Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?


Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.
 
2012-11-26 11:22:41 PM  
Something sure smells fish when you're redesigning those now too.
 
2012-11-26 11:27:46 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?

Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.


As someone who was once married to a pale, tatted brunette (when it wasn't dyed other odd colors), and has had a few of the other demographics mentioned, I gotta agree.
 
2012-11-26 11:30:50 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?

Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.

As someone who was once married to a pale, tatted brunette (when it wasn't dyed other odd colors), and has had a few of the other demographics mentioned, I gotta agree.


*shrug* I am what I am.

Once married? Not so much anymore?
 
2012-11-26 11:36:55 PM  

fluffy2097: Dirty Johnny goes to his dad and asks him "Hey pop? What does a vagina look like?"

His father hmms thoughtfully for a second and says "Before sex, a woman's vagina looks like a beautiful flower."

Dirty Johnny says "What do they look like after sex?"

His father thinks a moment more and responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"


Thai food just shot out of my nose.
 
2012-11-26 11:37:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?

Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.

As someone who was once married to a pale, tatted brunette (when it wasn't dyed other odd colors), and has had a few of the other demographics mentioned, I gotta agree.

*shrug* I am what I am.

Once married? Not so much anymore?


Not unless I totally imagined my divorce years back. Long story short, I didn't just stick my dick into the bad kind of batshiat crazy, I went and married it.
 
2012-11-26 11:48:53 PM  

poison_amy: Dingleberry Dickwad: poison_amy: Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.

You of course realize a statement like that is worthless without pics right?

Ohhh there's pics. Eip... Send me something to reply to and you can judge!


AI! MI GUSTA!!
 
2012-11-27 12:00:23 AM  

dalovindj: Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?


You do realize Turtle is homosexual, don't you?
 
2012-11-27 12:04:32 AM  
I have large inner labia. No man ever complained. In fact, most of them were rather pleased with how large my inner labia are, and love playing with them.

Ladies, if any man gives you shiat for having big meat, toss his sorry ass out of bed.
 
2012-11-27 12:08:17 AM  
kiwimoogle84

Feminists don't give BJ's. at least, none that I know of.

I'm a feminist and I suck cock like a fiend. Then again, I'm a third-wave sex-positive feminist.

Know who else is a feminist? Nina Hartley. Go look it up. Wanting equality doesn't mean you hate sex.
 
2012-11-27 12:08:22 AM  

AgentKGB: *NOT WORK SAFE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM*

don't worry I'm providing brain bleach as well

*NOT WORK SAFE*

*NOT WORK SAFE*


Mm. Domenika.
 
2012-11-27 12:08:25 AM  

mcmnky: You do realize Turtle is homosexual, don't you?


Dude banged Meadow Soprano in fiction and real life. That's the kind of 'mo I could get behind.
 
2012-11-27 12:10:03 AM  
 
2012-11-27 12:13:26 AM  
I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.
 
2012-11-27 12:22:50 AM  
I think georgia o'keeffe was a wonderful artist. don't you?

michaelnewberry.com
 
2012-11-27 12:48:34 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Um, tell me more about these wet, slippery fingers?


Well... they tend to get that way when I'm exploring. I always like to survey the territory when I'm goin' downtown. To me, it's almost as fun to look at and play with as it is to eat. Note that I said almost. Nothing beats the taste of a woman. Or the sensation of her response to being tasted. And I especially love to lick off the fingers which have been deep inside. Dee-lish!
 
2012-11-27 01:19:35 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Turbo Cojones: slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.

Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?

Your loss. Pale, tattooed brunettes are way better in bed than any of those demographics you are accustomed to.


This.
 
2012-11-27 01:36:48 AM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: The solution isn't always more cleaning products. It's a sensitive area and over drying the skin or causing an allergic reaction can lead to yeast infections, which is a step backwards.


Nobody's suggesting to get up in your shiat with a sandblaster and an industrial-grade degreaser, you know. Giving the vulva a once-over with a moist towelette will do the trick, as long as you're otherwise properly hygienic. Hell, they make wet wipes for that specific purpose that are hypoallergenic, sterile, light on chemicals, and in a variety of scents and flavors including "none of the above".
 
2012-11-27 01:59:50 AM  

MeanJean: kiwimoogle84

Feminists don't give BJ's. at least, none that I know of.

I'm a feminist and I suck cock like a fiend. Then again, I'm a third-wave sex-positive feminist.

Know who else is a feminist? Nina Hartley. Go look it up. Wanting equality doesn't mean you hate sex.


My apologies. I didn't mean to lump you in without knowing you. My trouble with all of the women I know who are progressive and feminist, they want equality on all levels but then still expect the men to open their doors, pay for all their meals, and do over the top romantic stuff on Valentine's day. And they don't give head because they find it "demeaning". That's the part I never got.

In my opinion, you can't complain about having inferior wages when you won't even go Dutch on a dinner or, heaven forbid, foot the bill. You've gotta pick one way or the other. And don't expect him to go down south if you won't.

Don't know if that makes sense, lady friend, but that's how I see it.

Absolutely equality in women's rights and all, but personally, I don't mind being treated like the little lady who gets a spank while I'm prepping dinner in high heels and a frilly apron, and I'd happily stay home and be an adorable housewife if I had the option.

So that's how I see it. Just my two cents. And boy, I know who Nina Hartley is. :) hope I didn't offend! I just have had bad exposure I suppose.
 
2012-11-27 02:01:22 AM  

o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.


I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.
 
2012-11-27 02:03:25 AM  

Harold_of_the_Rocks: Some of us guys like them big and juicy. I'll just leave this here. NSFW IN ANY WAY.


some of those just aren't safe... at all....
 
2012-11-27 02:36:47 AM  
I know kiwi, I was just givin you a hard time. Congrats on submitting pix of your own self-loved long-lipped labia to that blog. I have my own issues with feminism, but yeah, you need to meet more feminists, they're not all hypocritical snatches.

I'm intrigued by the g-spot injections. Is this so oblivious men can find it?

/heh, spell check sez labia's not a word.
 
2012-11-27 03:09:27 AM  

kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.


Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D
 
2012-11-27 04:31:15 AM  
Personally, I prefer a 'gorilla sandwich' to the bare alternative. That said, if you truly are a hairy beast, trim a little, I don't want my non-existent tonsils tickled by pubes.

Other than that, a daily wash, (more if you have your period or have a problem) good health and being aroused are all that are needed.

/Why yes, I am a lesbian and I do adore me some vaginasandwich, thank you.
//As for this surgery stuff, or using a douche stuff for that matter, no way. Nope. Not needed, not desirable and weird too.
 
2012-11-27 07:10:24 AM  
www.homorazzi.com
 
2012-11-27 12:49:59 PM  
This thread has convinced me to finally write my own version of "The Vagina Monologues."

I've always hated the original, floofy, bullshiat written by Eve Ensler.
 
2012-11-27 12:52:13 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D


You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*
 
2012-11-27 02:12:07 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*


you women are so specific with your likes and dislikes. Really? Pruny fingers? I've had my fingers get wrinkly because I was down there a little longer than normal.
 
2012-11-27 02:47:40 PM  

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Fark Me To Tears: kiwimoogle84: o'really: I'm not sure wet wipes count as vaginal hygiene... Showers would do a lot more for a gal.

I meant between showers and/or before sex or oral. No guy wants to lick TP lint.

Why not just start the sex in the shower? The cleaner you are when you start, the dirtier the sex can get! Besides, us guys can get pretty gamy, too, and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that any more than he does with you.

As for TP lint... In very spontaneous, lurid moments, I've braved the TP lint, tampon strings, periods, etc. It all comes with the territory, and sometimes you just gotta go for the gusto. When the mood hits, it hits. Sometimes hygiene just isn't as important as the moment. (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?) In those cases, you can always shower afterwards and just pretend that you showered beforehand. If it all went well, nobody really cares at that point anyway. It'll all wash off/out/whatever. It's worth it. :-D

You make a valid point, sir. But lets just suppose I'm the type who'd tackle you as I got home from work? I guess I could let you drag me upstairs to the shower. But pruney fingers are a turn off and too much water washes away natural lube. *shrug*

you women are so specific with your likes and dislikes. Really? Pruny fingers? I've had my fingers get wrinkly because I was down there a little longer than normal.


I don't take that long I suppose. *shrug*
 
2012-11-27 03:46:19 PM  

Snickony: This thread has convinced me to finally write my own version of "The Vagina Monologues."

I've always hated the original, floofy, bullshiat written by Eve Ensler.


I'd show you the screenplay I wrote for "The Vagina Dialogues", but I don't think you'd be impressed...all the characters are foul-mouthed c*nts.
 
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