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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 305
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2012-11-26 04:46:37 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.

Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.


What a gentleman!
 
2012-11-26 04:52:58 PM  
BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE
 
2012-11-26 04:54:50 PM  

Pincy: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Holy fark, what is wrong with this country?


Just about everything.
 
2012-11-26 04:56:01 PM  
Has anyone else here read Drop Dead Healthy by AJ Jacobs? That guy found a doctor that was performing surgery on people to lower the tone of their farts. Seriously.
 
2012-11-26 04:59:47 PM  

SueDisco: Has anyone else here read Drop Dead Healthy by AJ Jacobs? That guy found a doctor that was performing surgery on people to lower the tone of their farts. Seriously.


Does he do the opposite? I would love to raise mine a few octaves, go for the Bruce Dickinson effect.
 
2012-11-26 05:00:03 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: No man really cares what your vag looks like

Just how it tastes.


Yeah, I've gotten compliments on taste/smell before, and I honestly think that's weird... Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?

I guess I have nothing to base it on since I've only tasted one and it was a LONG, drunken time ago, but good genital hygiene seems like a must anytime you even THINK you might be getting lucky.
 
2012-11-26 05:00:14 PM  
There's tell of a woman from Wake Forest,
Who had a gigantic clitoris.
Her friends, you see,
Thought her name was "Marie,"
But her intimates knew her as "Horace."
 
2012-11-26 05:00:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I've only tasted one


Go on...
 
2012-11-26 05:03:32 PM  

the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?


Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity
 
2012-11-26 05:05:12 PM  

whipbambucket: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

How about a Jackson Pollack?


Shoulda kept reading. I believe this was covered.
How about a Where's Waldo?

/got nothin
 
2012-11-26 05:06:19 PM  

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity


Click it, you'll like it.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:05 PM  
I really don't think any surgery is necessary when you have two other holes to choose from. These prudes just need to get more into oral and anal, and give their pussy some time to snap back into place.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:39 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity

Click it, you'll like it.


Very Mighty Mighty Bosstones. :)

And seriously. If moneyed whores HAD an island, it'd be located 25 miles NE of Sacramento.
 
2012-11-26 05:10:57 PM  

PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.


Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.
 
2012-11-26 05:11:54 PM  
Nothing could be finer.
 
2012-11-26 05:12:58 PM  
On a serious note, women could probably have better success than surgery by exercising their Kegel muscles.
 
2012-11-26 05:13:29 PM  
Mario Puzo covered this decades ago.
 
2012-11-26 05:14:31 PM  
No farking way. Unless I have meat curtains hanging to my knees and it interferes with walking, no ones cutting up my girly spot. Have they started marketing 'Sack lifts' to men yet?
 
2012-11-26 05:15:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.
 
2012-11-26 05:19:07 PM  
Ladies... don't be discouraged, we appreciate the effort.
 
2012-11-26 05:22:57 PM  

cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.


I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.
 
2012-11-26 05:24:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.


Enduring : ensuring.
 
2012-11-26 05:34:48 PM  
somechum.com

Mulva?

/not sure this has anything to do with this thread.
 
2012-11-26 05:36:23 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.


Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think a wet wipe, or baby wipe would leave a slight residue that would taste funky. I'm sure it would smell nice though.

And yes, yes we do love it when they squeeze on occasion.
 
2012-11-26 05:38:00 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think a wet wipe, or baby wipe would leave a slight residue that would taste funky. I'm sure it would smell nice though.

And yes, yes we do love it when they squeeze on occasion.


All women should keep unscented wipes handy. Pre and post sex. Tested and true.

And it's not just that. If I hear one more guy complain that his girl is a dead fish in bed I'm going to throttle someone. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?
 
2012-11-26 05:40:34 PM  
That stinks.
 
2012-11-26 05:43:26 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Dingleberry Dickwad: kiwimoogle84: cyks: kiwimoogle84: Don't ALL women keep themselves clean and hygienic?


I want to live in that world.

I'll just add that to the already lengthy list of things I want to slap some women for. Shudder.

YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD!

Ladies, WET WIPES.

Just saying.

Also, if you VOLUNTARILY squeeze during sex, you're not only enduring you stay nice and tight, but he loves it. Really.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think a wet wipe, or baby wipe would leave a slight residue that would taste funky. I'm sure it would smell nice though.

And yes, yes we do love it when they squeeze on occasion.

All women should keep unscented wipes handy. Pre and post sex. Tested and true.

And it's not just that. If I hear one more guy complain that his girl is a dead fish in bed I'm going to throttle someone. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?


I've only ever had one of those. And I mean complete dead fish. Didn't move her legs, didn't move her arms, nothing, not even kissing or anything. Just laid there legs spread, arms flat on the bed, made a few minor moans and that's about it. Needless to say we didn't last long together.

/and no it wasn't that time I used chloroform on this one girl...
 
2012-11-26 05:44:19 PM  
www.midlifegamer.net
 
2012-11-26 05:52:42 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?


As likely making them, and the producer/pimp says that's gotta get surgeryized. Which leads to more insane surgeries in a feedback loop.
 
2012-11-26 05:58:54 PM  

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity


I live in Roseville, so first...Fark you. My wife and I are from from trust fund twunts.
Most of those "twunts" you speak of come from Granite Bay or El Dorado Hills. Mommy and Daddy have lots of $$$ to spend on their little angels and send them away for the weekend so they can have their swing parties.
We moved from Sacramento county, where it was common for the female tweekers to get enough money to afford boob jobs.
Visualize that.....not pretty.
 
2012-11-26 06:02:04 PM  

the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity

I live in Roseville, so first...Fark you. My wife and I are from from trust fund twunts.
Most of those "twunts" you speak of come from Granite Bay or El Dorado Hills. Mommy and Daddy have lots of $$$ to spend on their little angels and send them away for the weekend so they can have their swing parties.
We moved from Sacramento county, where it was common for the female tweekers to get enough money to afford boob jobs.
Visualize that.....not pretty.


Sure got a long way from Sacramento County.... what, 5 miles or so?

/howdy neighbor :)
 
2012-11-26 06:06:04 PM  

Jae0o0: No farking way. Unless I have meat curtains hanging to my knees and it interferes with walking, no ones cutting up my girly spot. Have they started marketing 'Sack lifts' to men yet?


Newsflash, toots: Doctors didn't dream this up and push it. This started with patients' requests.
 
2012-11-26 06:12:31 PM  
Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.
 
2012-11-26 06:13:33 PM  

slayer199: PerilousApricot: I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

Or pull the pubic dental floss out of your mouth.


Maybe it's because I only go down on Asian/Native America/Nat. Blonde chicks, but I do not have this problem. Are you guys eating African Gorilla pussy?
 
2012-11-26 06:16:20 PM  

poison_amy: Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.


You of course realize a statement like that is worthless without pics right?
 
2012-11-26 06:17:29 PM  

moothemagiccow: wambu: All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.

I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.


I can give a big thumbs up to the "tightening up" bit. Years ago, I had a FWB with a kid. Her husband left her shortly after the kid was born, and we started fooling around about a year or so after that. Shortly after we got together she decided to get her tubes tied, and while she was in for that she went ahead with a vaginoplasty to tighten it back up (she had really good insurance that covered both procedures).

INCREDIBLE difference. In fact, it made more of a difference for her than it did for me. After the surgery was healed up she got off much faster and much easier than she did before.

/she wore me out and then moved on :p
 
2012-11-26 06:19:06 PM  
Every girl has that time in her life when, either out of boredom, curiosity, or something more deeply rooted in bodily dissatisfaction, she Googles her options for "altering her vulval morphology."

Those are your words lady? I don't know many guys, if any at all, that have Googled ways of altering their dicks like that. Tattoing lizards and shiat, barbell piercings...ok, but none of that makes our schlongs bigger.Are you trying to make your vaginas more like a pastrami sammich or an apple pie?
 
2012-11-26 06:20:20 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: poison_amy: Doctors ought to use mine as a reference. It's pretty much perfect.

You of course realize a statement like that is worthless without pics right?


Ohhh there's pics. Eip... Send me something to reply to and you can judge!
 
2012-11-26 06:23:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity

I live in Roseville, so first...Fark you. My wife and I are from from trust fund twunts.
Most of those "twunts" you speak of come from Granite Bay or El Dorado Hills. Mommy and Daddy have lots of $$$ to spend on their little angels and send them away for the weekend so they can have their swing parties.
We moved from Sacramento county, where it was common for the female tweekers to get enough money to afford boob jobs.
Visualize that.....not pretty.

Sure got a long way from Sacramento County.... what, 5 miles or so?

/howdy neighbor :)


Yep......it was good enough not to hear the ghetto bird overhead every night.
 
2012-11-26 06:35:56 PM  

Fano: middleoftheday: "Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.

Vaginii?
Vaginae?


"Vaginas" is a perfectly acceptable English plural. "Vaginae" is the Latin plural.
 
2012-11-26 06:38:29 PM  
There is a distinct Mason-Dixon age line regarding au natural vs shaved and I'm distinctly to the north of it.

I like my lady to look like and feel like a woman not an over developed 10 year old girl.

Just make and sure the pits and legs are clean shaven.

That is all.
 
2012-11-26 06:38:29 PM  
Dirty Johnny goes to his dad and asks him "Hey pop? What does a vagina look like?"

His father hmms thoughtfully for a second and says "Before sex, a woman's vagina looks like a beautiful flower."

Dirty Johnny says "What do they look like after sex?"

His father thinks a moment more and responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
 
2012-11-26 06:40:14 PM  

the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

Roseville is also full of trust fund twunts who are so spoiled they were all featured on My Super Sweet Sixteen. If I could I'd nuke that place from orbit. That and Serrano.

They've all run out of things to buy so they go all Heidi Montag on themselves. It's so sad.

/went to ORHS
//hates humanity

I live in Roseville, so first...Fark you. My wife and I are from from trust fund twunts.
Most of those "twunts" you speak of come from Granite Bay or El Dorado Hills. Mommy and Daddy have lots of $$$ to spend on their little angels and send them away for the weekend so they can have their swing parties.
We moved from Sacramento county, where it was common for the female tweekers to get enough money to afford boob jobs.
Visualize that.....not pretty.


I apologize if I offended. I thought you said "outside of town" with the "out" not "our". And I didn't know you were a trust fund child. How could I? I don't normally associate with anyone who comes from money, because those I used to know who did? They DID those things I criticize. First thing my high school best friend did upon graduating was wreck her brand new BMW after getting a boob and nose job.

I only went to ORHS because I lived in an apartment with my mom in Cameron park and she chose. And I love Sac- lived most of my life in Rosemont. Nice blue collar neighborhoods.

Anyway, lets agree to disagree, though we can agree that we hate granite bay and el dorado hills.
 
2012-11-26 06:41:35 PM  
Every girl has that time in her life when, either out of boredom, curiosity, or something more deeply rooted in bodily dissatisfaction, she Googles her options for "altering her vulval morphology."

This made me curious, so i asked my wife if she had ever thought of this, and she said "What's wrong with mine?" Then she got all frying panny. Thanks random fark article. I hate you..hate you with the heat of a thousand suns.
 
2012-11-26 06:43:05 PM  

ukexpat: Fano: middleoftheday: "Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.

Vaginii?
Vaginae?

"Vaginas" is a perfectly acceptable English plural. "Vaginae" is the Latin plural.


Rookery,Troop, Flange,Colony, Cloud,Grist, Hive, Swarm, Nest,Volary, Brace, Plump, Knob,Brood, Clutch,Clowder, Clutter, Pounce, Dout, Nuisance, Glorying, Glare,Kindle, Litter, Intrigue,Drove, Herd, Team of Vaginas are all acceptable also.
 
2012-11-26 06:44:37 PM  
♫ My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in...♪

Link
 
2012-11-26 06:47:19 PM  
Hmph. Thought this was going to be another camel toe thread....

/leaves bitter and disappointed
 
2012-11-26 06:47:37 PM  
I cant really blame girls who get this, esp if their inner lips protrude out at great length.
 
2012-11-26 06:53:09 PM  
Vaginas are great and all, feel wonderful and provide a way to pleasure your SO, but let's not kid each other. They are not beautiful. The episode of Entourage where Turtle gets freaked out when he's banging a model because the sun rises and shines directly on it in a bright room nailed it. Those things are FREAKY. And there are so many different kinds - you never know what you're going to get when you reach down there. Tight discreet slit or floppity roast beef special, every single one has it's own horrible surprises. Like some mutant slimey lottery.

Relationships are about give and take, so spend time down there doing the right thing. But calling them beautiful is just not accurate. The recent study that showed you are more inclined to do 'gross' things when you are turned on makes perfect sense. What person of reason would subject themselves to a close up view of such alien horror were their brain not in some way addled and tricked by chemicals?
 
2012-11-26 07:00:55 PM  
♬My vagina has a first name..it's y-u-m-m-y..

My vagina has a second name it's p-u-s-s-y♫

♪Well, I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaayyy..

♫Cuz p-u-s-s-y today will surely stave off turning teh ghayyyy♫
 
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