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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 305
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2012-11-26 03:46:00 PM  
can't help the looks, but kegals can pretty much solve all the other issues unless it's just really bad genetics
 
2012-11-26 03:46:13 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


Yeah, I guess if you just lay there like a wet blanket and let your hoo hoo blow in the wind. How about having some control of you pubic muscles? It benefits both parties if the vagina is a well trained athlete and not a windsock.
 
2012-11-26 03:46:23 PM  

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.


Hey, as long as you don't get a vagina dentata, it's all good...
 
2012-11-26 03:48:01 PM  

CheekyMonkey: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

Hey, as long as you don't get a vagina dentata, it's all good...


Hey, as long as you don't post something that someone posted AN HOUR AGO, it's all good.

/cue internet tough guy.
 
2012-11-26 03:49:58 PM  
I just came in here to say

SNATCHLASTICITY !!

/100 posts and I'm the first to say it?
//yall are out of practice
 
2012-11-26 03:50:43 PM  
dnr.wi.gov 

I think we can help you...
 
2012-11-26 03:51:18 PM  

Raharu: Thread is useless without before and after pics.


As well as unaltered "control" vaginas. For science.
 
2012-11-26 03:51:40 PM  

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.


i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 03:52:25 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


Childbirth doesn't automatically mean it's been somehow permanently stretched out. It's not something that is a 100% universal result for all women.
 
2012-11-26 03:52:46 PM  
I'm all for this. Can they do rippled, extra spongy, or super-soaker yet?
 
2012-11-26 03:52:53 PM  
Hey hey hey
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-11-26 03:55:01 PM  

middleoftheday: "Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.


Vaginii?
Vaginae?
 
2012-11-26 03:55:40 PM  

WhippingBoy: Now if only they could do something about the smell.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 03:57:57 PM  
Don't worry maam, I'm a licensed Interior Decorator.
 
2012-11-26 03:58:50 PM  
I honestly LOL'd my way all the way through this thread.

That is impressive for a Monday. Well done
 
2012-11-26 03:59:28 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

i47.tinypic.com


FTFY
 
2012-11-26 03:59:33 PM  

RoyBatty: Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina

I dunno.

I am told women dress for themselves and other women, not for men.
And women buy shoes for themselves and other women, not for men.

And women get breast implants for themselves and not for men. So no looking or touching.

My guess is women get designer vaginas for themselves and are fooling themselves and it has little to do with being fooled by "people without vaginas".

(And is there any indication that the significant majority of these plastic surgeons are men and not women?)

My guess is that it's not the plastic surgeons hyping this and fooling women but the women focused women industrial complex -- all those websites, tabloids, gossip rags, all that shiat.

It seems women do a lot of this shiat to themselves and to other women.



LMFAO, now that's funny right there. I don't care you who you are.

*golf clap*
 
2012-11-26 04:00:33 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


I was married for 15 years. was with her from her childless years until we had 3 kids. sex was great, her vagina, while not as tight as a clenched fist in the end, had good control and great muscles. There never really was much difference from no kids to three. those things bounce back.

divorced. girlfriend was younger than i and childless. Sex was good - TIGHT but not much else going on.

now with new wife (well, been with her for 4 years now), younger than me, has had 1 child. Sex is amazing. tight, good control, squeezes me in ways I had no idea a vagina could work.

in short.... there really isn't that much difference.
 
2012-11-26 04:01:51 PM  
 
2012-11-26 04:02:35 PM  

amquelbettamin: I'd prefer if they'd locate the vagina above the pubic bone rather than below it. Further from ass and easier childbirth. Win win right there.


Sorry no can do, the longer the vajayjay the less likely an infected baybay. Greater distance immune system blah blah.

/sorry
//had to go and serious the thread
 
2012-11-26 04:04:34 PM  

SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.


Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.
 
2012-11-26 04:06:18 PM  

AgentKGB: *NOT WORK SAFE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM*

don't worry I'm providing brain bleach as well

*NOT WORK SAFE*

*NOT WORK SAFE*


Third one is yummy, love feeling the lips wrapped around me.
 
2012-11-26 04:06:36 PM  
hegemonyheights.files.wordpress.com

Is this the place?
 
2012-11-26 04:06:46 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: amquelbettamin: I'd prefer if they'd locate the vagina above the pubic bone rather than below it. Further from ass and easier childbirth. Win win right there.

Sorry no can do, the longer the vajayjay the less likely an infected baybay. Greater distance immune system blah blah.

/sorry
//had to go and serious the thread


Shoot there goes my lifelong dream to start the above pubic bone movement. Thought it might help with uti and yeast infections as well.
 
2012-11-26 04:06:49 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.


i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.
 
2012-11-26 04:07:42 PM  

FunkOut: JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.

Childbirth doesn't automatically mean it's been somehow permanently stretched out. It's not something that is a 100% universal result for all women.


Not a child, but three or four? Oh yes. Age will do it too. Kegel's can help a lot but can only do so much.
 
2012-11-26 04:08:04 PM  
Once again women: We are not that particular when it comes to your vulval we are just happy to see it. The only thing that would be even a slight issue is labia if they are really large.
 
2012-11-26 04:08:34 PM  

Fano: Vaginae?


I think this is the correct one, but... WOMEN ONLY HAVE ONE PASSION FLOWER.
 
2012-11-26 04:09:28 PM  

ChipNASA: CheekyMonkey: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

Hey, as long as you don't get a vagina dentata, it's all good...

Hey, as long as you don't post something that someone posted AN HOUR AGO, it's all good.

/cue internet tough guy.


We're talking about vaginas. It's all good anyway. Well, unless the blue waffle makes an appearance.

\so sorry I don't read ALL the comments BEFORE posting
\\not really sorry
 
2012-11-26 04:12:12 PM  
Regular old cracker vagina, eh?

chewiesconcerts.files.wordpress.com

NSFW language
 
2012-11-26 04:12:34 PM  

amquelbettamin: Shoot there goes my lifelong dream to start the above pubic bone movement. Thought it might help with uti and yeast infections as well.


Start from the mouth, oral is mandatory there's no other way, sorry if she wanted to get comfortable while we do it. Bonus: Even greater distance to the baby bag.
 
2012-11-26 04:13:03 PM  

middleoftheday: Except it turns into a smelly, misshapen, unshaven source of all things disastrous and unholy once crazy or pregnant AMIRITE?!?


May it never be! No, not at all. Well, the crazy's got nothing to do with it, as that resides at the other end of the ship. But the childbirthing only improves on things. Those cruel hours in which the baby is extruded through that silken portal serve to open the gates wider, that they may hold more of the lifeblood and warmth and become even fuller in their elegant presentation. As Khalil Gibran said, "The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?"

So it is for her Templum Vulvari. While the uninitiated and ill informed may wince and recoil in horror and revulsion, it is the true devotees of her salmon colored halls who rejoice in the increase, for so much greater is the joy and satisfaction for all who partake, and each of whom is but a star in the heavens that, together, are her pleasures. Behold, the font of all vitality, Vagine.
 
2012-11-26 04:15:13 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


If your friend had gotten his lazy biatch to do a few kegels, he wouldn't have had to spend 10 grand.

Also, there are plenty of women having plastic surgery down there just because they don't like the look of their labia. It has nothing to do with being stretched out. I had this conversation a few months ago with my girlfriend:

Her: My vagina's ugly.
Me: Have I ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: Has anyone else ever complained about it?
Her: No.
Me: So what's the problem, again?
 
2012-11-26 04:19:30 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Like a basset hound with a miner's helmet.


I just wanted to take a second to tell you that you are awesome...
 
2012-11-26 04:19:37 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 04:20:01 PM  
And here's a tip, boys: Sure, it's one of the goddamn silliest looking things on God's Green Earth, but the next time you go down on her (which should be next time you enjoin her in any form of sexual congress), remember that it costs you nothing, NOTHING, to say, "My god, what a beautiful pussy you have!", before you commence performing your oral ministrations.
 
2012-11-26 04:22:04 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Behold, the font of all vitality, Vagine.


Very nice.

And you know, vagina is easier to find than Mecca. In case you've fashioned that sort of prayer and all.
 
2012-11-26 04:22:26 PM  
thread/useless/pics etc etc
 
2012-11-26 04:23:45 PM  

MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.


How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.
 
2012-11-26 04:25:11 PM  

JackieRabbit:

A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.


All women's vaginas get tight when they are achieving orgasm. If it's loose, then you're not doing your job.
 
2012-11-26 04:27:19 PM  
Belgium.
 
2012-11-26 04:30:36 PM  
FTFA: Surgery, various clinicians promise, can improve "disharmony and resentment " in relationships and allow the patient to "feel like a real woman again."

If your partner is resentful about the imperfections of your labia, the main thing you need to "feel like a real woman again" is a new partner.
 
2012-11-26 04:34:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.


This. I spend a good amount of my time down there with my eyes closed anyway.
 
2012-11-26 04:34:12 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: And here's a tip, boys: Sure, it's one of the goddamn silliest looking things on God's Green Earth, but the next time you go down on her (which should be next time you enjoin her in any form of sexual congress), remember that it costs you nothing, NOTHING, to say, "My god, what a beautiful pussy you have!", before you commence performing your oral ministrations.


This is one of the creepiest things I've ever read on here
 
2012-11-26 04:35:34 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.


How about a Jackson Pollack?
 
2012-11-26 04:36:58 PM  

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

How charitable. *snerk*

I think this is ridiculous. No man really cares what your vag looks like as long as it doesn't look like a peen.

This. I spend a good amount of my time down there with my eyes closed anyway.


Not me... I like to look.
 
2012-11-26 04:38:04 PM  

kiwimoogle84: No man really cares what your vag looks like


Just how it tastes.
 
2012-11-26 04:40:02 PM  

amquelbettamin: Hey hey hey
[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 300x427]


Yummy!
 
2012-11-26 04:43:26 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.


Yours came with a flute stuck in it?
 
2012-11-26 04:43:46 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Keizer_Ghidorah: SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

Bleh, do not like hair in my mouth. At least groom it short. I shave myself, it feels a lot better.

i say just deal with it. oral is not for the guy's pleasure, it's for the ladies. you get hair in your mouth, that's life. probably less offensive than what women get in their mouth when they reciprocate. and normal sex is better when there's a hair.  so, deal with it.


Hey, I like to taste flesh, and so does the woman, which is another reason I shave. I also don't jizz in her mouth unless she wants it.
 
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