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(The Atlantic)   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina   (theatlantic.com) divider line 305
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2012-11-26 03:06:49 PM
Somehow the other day YouTube suggested this vid

vaginoplastia NSFW - fully explicit crotch shots only.

(maybe it was suggested cause s climbing with 4,359,315 views)

I thought the twat looked much better before it was corrected and get the feeling that it may have previously undergone a reduction of the clitoral hood.
 
2012-11-26 03:07:35 PM
Well, unless I am mistaken, a vagina proper is seen more often by a gyno than a husband or boyfriend. Aren't we talking labia here? The visible bits?
 
2012-11-26 03:07:45 PM
Also:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 03:08:00 PM
I wish Oprah was on, I'd like to hear from a bush doctor.
2.bp.blogspot.com
My imaginary wife has a bush like a Brillo pad. I have to wear Hot Pocket boxes for condoms.
 
2012-11-26 03:08:14 PM
If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

...Even with pics taken DURING the procedure.
 
2012-11-26 03:09:28 PM

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

...Even with pics taken DURING the procedure.



Hooray! My penis is dead!
 
2012-11-26 03:09:44 PM
What they need is a new coont, which is everything surrounding the vagina.
 
2012-11-26 03:11:03 PM

slayer199: I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral.


Am I understanding you correctly.....

'Leave some things alone, but modify the things I think you should?'

Cause, I think we can agree, that leaves a lot of room for interpretation.
 
2012-11-26 03:11:23 PM
www.libertychippers.com
 
2012-11-26 03:12:12 PM

UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]


WOO WOOOO
 
2012-11-26 03:12:36 PM

doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.


And everyone thought I was weird for suggesting it'd be cool to give a 25 y.o. the twat of a 14 y.o.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:30 PM

Muta: doczoidberg: If you check out the websites of doctors who perform this type of surgery, you'll find lots of galleries.

And everyone thought I was weird for suggesting it'd be cool to give a 25 y.o. the twat of a 14 y.o.


It's easier and less expensive to just get the real thing.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:43 PM

GoldDude: But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


No, no, no, you don't want to get rid of the wrinkles on the scrotum. Reading those wrinkles is how they calculated the stock futures at the Exchange.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:01 PM

unyon: Ladies, all vaginas are beautiful. We're just happy to be there.

[www.google.ca image 350x233]


All beautiful? I wouldn't go so far as to say that myself. Some are visually quite nice to look at whereas some are just, well, just a vagina. But I don't care enough about what it looks like for it to make any real difference. And I bet most other men don't either.

I really like going down on a woman and yeah, I appreciate the sight of a 'neat' looking vagina. But that doesn't mean I'm going to just get up and leave if the girl has larger than average labia.

Also, ladies, if you don't want to wax or shave it, at least please trim the hair. Not too short though, cause then it's just stubble. I actually personally prefer the look of neat and trimmed to completely waxed.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:14 PM

StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


As long as you can't hang it over a tree branch, like a Dali, you'll get no complaints from me.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:07 PM
Beware the Bearded Cthulhu!
 
2012-11-26 03:16:22 PM
cf.geekdo-images.com
 
2012-11-26 03:16:45 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: I actually personally prefer the look of neat and trimmed to completely waxed.


This x 1000!
 
2012-11-26 03:17:25 PM
BEDAZZLE YOUR VA-JAY-JAY!!!!!

4.bp.blogspot.com

IT'S QUICK, IT'S SIMPLE, IT'S EASY AND EVEN A CHILD CAN USE IT!!!

CALL NOW!~!!!
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-26 03:19:07 PM
Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina

I dunno.

I am told women dress for themselves and other women, not for men.
And women buy shoes for themselves and other women, not for men.

And women get breast implants for themselves and not for men. So no looking or touching.

My guess is women get designer vaginas for themselves and are fooling themselves and it has little to do with being fooled by "people without vaginas".

(And is there any indication that the significant majority of these plastic surgeons are men and not women?)

My guess is that it's not the plastic surgeons hyping this and fooling women but the women focused women industrial complex -- all those websites, tabloids, gossip rags, all that shiat.

It seems women do a lot of this shiat to themselves and to other women.
 
2012-11-26 03:21:15 PM
"Unfortunately, like Pete Well's review of Guy Fieri's new Times Square restaurant, the researchers rated the information provided by clinicians offering such services as being overwhelmingly "poor.""

Really? Wow....
 
2012-11-26 03:22:01 PM

Tat'dGreaser: UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

WOO WOOOO


gothamist.com
 
2012-11-26 03:23:39 PM
All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.
 
2012-11-26 03:24:12 PM

RoyBatty: Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina

I dunno.

I am told women dress for themselves and other women, not for men.
And women buy shoes for themselves and other women, not for men.

And women get breast implants for themselves and not for men. So no looking or touching.

My guess is women get designer vaginas for themselves and are fooling themselves and it has little to do with being fooled by "people without vaginas".

(And is there any indication that the significant majority of these plastic surgeons are men and not women?)

My guess is that it's not the plastic surgeons hyping this and fooling women but the women focused women industrial complex -- all those websites, tabloids, gossip rags, all that shiat.

It seems women do a lot of this shiat to themselves and to other women.


Yup.
 
2012-11-26 03:24:49 PM

GoldDude: Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


Meeee, I has a flatiron with which I iron my shirt plackets. Takes aaaalllll the wrinkles right out.
 
2012-11-26 03:25:03 PM

slayer199: I....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral.


As the comedian Mitch Fatel said (I'm summarizing), "I didn't think vagina could get any better. And then, the ladies gave it improved visibility!!"
 
2012-11-26 03:25:04 PM
Best sing along vagina song/video ever - Storm LargeLink
 
2012-11-26 03:25:29 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-26 03:26:54 PM

StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


Mine's an Escher.
 
2012-11-26 03:26:57 PM
FTFA: Every girl has that time in her life when, either out of boredom, curiosity, or something more deeply rooted in bodily dissatisfaction, she Googles her options for "altering her vulval morphology."


Every girl, really?

That's interesting, because I have never noticed that phrase in Google trends.


/honestly, where *do* they come up with these ledes?
 
2012-11-26 03:27:22 PM
Nothing new, I had my penis redesigned by Pole-O by Ralph Lengthen.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:17 PM

AbbeySomeone: Best sing along vagina song/video ever - Storm LargeLink


That song doesn't make vaginae better, it makes music worse. Also, she needs to strengthen those muscles.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:38 PM

UsikFark: Tat'dGreaser: UsikFark: Also:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

WOO WOOOO

[gothamist.com image 225x187]


I miss Bubb Rubb so much
 
2012-11-26 03:29:29 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: StashMonster: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock


I got a rock

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-11-26 03:30:58 PM
Women are insecure enough about their bodies to all kinds of crazy shiat, which includes freaky sex, so just leave this alone guys. Leave. This. Alone.
 
2012-11-26 03:32:16 PM

wambu: All that work and it still smells and tastes the same.


I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.
 
2012-11-26 03:33:40 PM
Hm. No.

My equipment may not be the newest model, but has received several compliments through the years so I see no reason to put my gal up on the rack.



/landing strip
 
2012-11-26 03:33:54 PM
I'd prefer if they'd locate the vagina above the pubic bone rather than below it. Further from ass and easier childbirth. Win win right there.
 
2012-11-26 03:34:22 PM
Sounds like they know as much about the vagina as the average Farker.
 
2012-11-26 03:34:30 PM

Lex A. Preau: FTFA: Every girl has that time in her life when, either out of boredom, curiosity, or something more deeply rooted in bodily dissatisfaction, she Googles her options for "altering her vulval morphology."


Every girl, really?

That's interesting, because I have never noticed that phrase in Google trends.


/honestly, where *do* they come up with these ledes?


Came to say this... and that I just asked a few of my female friends and, either they're all lying, or the article is.

Side note, guys, if you're curious - don't bother giving "altering her vulval morphology" a GIS... unless the following type if picture is your thing:

ars.els-cdn.com
 
2012-11-26 03:34:40 PM
As for me, I enjoy thick, wet, full, engorged labia when I sit down to feast upon my Special Lady's secret garden. It is the Sanctum sanctorum of all glory and honor, a moistened grotto whereupon I may pay homage and tribute to all the creative force of the universe, from an ancient explosion of ten million stars to the eruption and shift of continents to the trembling convulsions of my lover in the throes of orgasm, such is the wonder and brilliance and majesty of La Vagine. It is in this holy place, a garden possessed by every woman who ever lived; as common as the soil, and yet each more precious than the most refined cognac, the most perfect pearl, the pristine petals of the new-blossomed rose. Oh, to lay supine in awe and reverence as I draw the tender bloom into my mouth, to stroke and massage with my tongue, to paint and caress lovingly, to taste the sweet nectar, feel the supple kiss and full, ripe, press of her delicate secrets against my lips.
 
2012-11-26 03:35:39 PM
MORE LIKE IRREGULAR. AMIRITE? AMIRITE? AMIRITE? Weet Woot.
 
2012-11-26 03:37:04 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The 'Wide Open and Unregulated' Marketing of Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

They're doing it wrong.


991.com
 
2012-11-26 03:37:50 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: As for me, I enjoy thick, wet, full, engorged labia when I sit down to feast upon my Special Lady's secret garden. It is the Sanctum sanctorum of all glory and honor, a moistened grotto whereupon I may pay homage and tribute to all the creative force of the universe, from an ancient explosion of ten million stars to the eruption and shift of continents to the trembling convulsions of my lover in the throes of orgasm, such is the wonder and brilliance and majesty of La Vagine. It is in this holy place, a garden possessed by every woman who ever lived; as common as the soil, and yet each more precious than the most refined cognac, the most perfect pearl, the pristine petals of the new-blossomed rose. Oh, to lay supine in awe and reverence as I draw the tender bloom into my mouth, to stroke and massage with my tongue, to paint and caress lovingly, to taste the sweet nectar, feel the supple kiss and full, ripe, press of her delicate secrets against my lips.


What millennium is this? Holy cow thar was like Shakespeare, cyrano debergerac, and Jeffry Daumier rolled into one smelly-faced weirdo.
 
2012-11-26 03:38:26 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: ...Oh, to lay supine in awe and reverence as I draw the tender bloom into my mouth, to stroke and massage with my tongue, to paint and caress lovingly, to taste the sweet nectar, feel the supple kiss and full, ripe, press of her delicate secrets against my lips.


Except it turns into a smelly, misshapen, unshaven source of all things disastrous and unholy once crazy or pregnant AMIRITE?!?
 
2012-11-26 03:39:25 PM

the_end_is_rear: My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?


Holy fark, what is wrong with this country?
 
2012-11-26 03:39:37 PM
What is this thread about? Seems to have something to do with vaginas, but I can't be sure without a few hundred more references.

moothemagiccow: I think they make it tighter, like after you have a few kids, it gets all stretched out and droopy. That's what I hear, anyway. I don't think it makes that much difference. It's sad that people can afford this kind of stuff but they go bankrupt if they actually get sick.


A friend's wife had this done after the birth of their third child. It was a pretty simple procedure. He said it was as if she was teenager again; they both very much appreciated this. You don't think it makes much of a difference? I don't think you've been in many vagina. There's a big difference between a tight vagina and one that's been stretched out by pushing out kiddies.
 
2012-11-26 03:42:10 PM

mcwehrle: My equipment may not be the newest model, but has received several compliments through the years so I see no reason to put my gal up on the rack.



/landing strip




How you doin'?
 
2012-11-26 03:43:37 PM
Now if only they could do something about the smell.
 
2012-11-26 03:44:20 PM
"A woman might have a face lift and look really young until she goes to bed and a partner can see the evidence of ageing there."

www.baseballglovecollector.com
 
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