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		Today's Fark-ready headline: Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard 'pimping' (thesun.co.uk)		30
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brap		2012-11-26 02:20:24 PM

9 votes:

Heavy Petting Zoo

SultanofSchwing		2012-11-26 02:19:54 PM

6 votes:

The Angry Hand of God		2012-11-26 02:10:16 PM

5 votes:

"But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!

jtown		2012-11-26 02:51:39 PM

3 votes:

Get to use this one again.

farm9.staticflickr.com

Current Resident		2012-11-26 02:30:48 PM

3 votes:

What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
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ObscureNameHere		2012-11-26 02:14:33 PM

3 votes:

This week on "Pimp my Flock"....

Current Resident		2012-11-26 03:01:33 PM

2 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-11-26 02:59:33 PM

2 votes:

Fiftieth time's the charm, right? Let's see if I can not get banned for horse porn this time.

weltallica		2012-11-26 02:44:58 PM

2 votes:

eeew.

CygnusDarius		2012-11-26 02:19:48 PM

2 votes:

Leeds: This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?

It ain't.

Galloping Galoshes		2012-11-26 02:17:49 PM

2 votes:

The black bar disguising the victim's identity was a touch of genius.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-11-26 02:12:53 PM

2 votes:

Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?

cgraves67		2012-11-26 02:12:31 PM

2 votes:

So ZETA is like the NAMBLA of bestiality. Hmmm. I need to carry a marker around and write a Z on the P where ever I see PETA.

Leeds		2012-11-26 02:11:47 PM

2 votes:

This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?

L.D. Ablo		2012-11-26 01:37:45 PM

2 votes:

I sound fat		2012-11-27 12:04:12 AM

1 votes:

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?

Have no fear, citizens! Captain Literal is here to save the day!

Snarfangel		2012-11-26 10:05:42 PM

1 votes:

parityanimal: Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
You can't fark a
Three-l lllama.

Highroller48		2012-11-26 05:43:27 PM

1 votes:

Ach, Du lieber Goat!

Onkel Buck		2012-11-26 05:18:29 PM

1 votes:

What if its already dead?

snowybunting		2012-11-26 03:09:07 PM

1 votes:

Commissioner for Oaths		2012-11-26 02:46:20 PM

1 votes:

That llama was totally asking for it. Should have SEEN the way it sashayed around in that pen.

Current Resident		2012-11-26 02:46:17 PM

1 votes:

Raw_fishFood: Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.

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Grapple		2012-11-26 02:39:50 PM

1 votes:

Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...

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Odd Bird		2012-11-26 02:33:35 PM

1 votes:

ZETA? NFW.,..(reads areticle)...sonuvabiatch

SultanofSchwing: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

FTFY (though w/ minimal skills...
i149.photobucket.com

AgentKGB: Mind bleach

Thank you

whither_apophis		2012-11-26 02:24:48 PM

1 votes:

browntimmy: Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?

To be fair they did stop off at "cannibal hook ups" for awhile.

lethalracer		2012-11-26 02:17:02 PM

1 votes:

schoolbread		2012-11-26 02:14:57 PM

1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?

It could be worse. At least Romney wasn't elected

abhorrent1		2012-11-26 02:13:50 PM

1 votes:

/fap?

SultanofSchwing		2012-11-26 02:12:02 PM

1 votes:

Wait, "Erotic Zoos" are a thing?

The Southern Logic Company		2012-11-26 02:11:42 PM

1 votes:

Stupid anti-pimping laws

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