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(The Sun)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard 'pimping'   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 90
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2012-11-26 01:37:45 PM  
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-26 01:51:18 PM  
Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.
 
2012-11-26 02:10:16 PM  
"But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!
 
2012-11-26 02:11:12 PM  
Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?
 
2012-11-26 02:11:42 PM  
www.2lincolns.com

Stupid anti-pimping laws
 
2012-11-26 02:11:47 PM  
This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?
 
2012-11-26 02:12:00 PM  
www.chud.com
 
2012-11-26 02:12:02 PM  
Wait, "Erotic Zoos" are a thing?
 
2012-11-26 02:12:31 PM  
So ZETA is like the NAMBLA of bestiality. Hmmm. I need to carry a marker around and write a Z on the P where ever I see PETA.
 
2012-11-26 02:12:53 PM  
Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?
 
2012-11-26 02:13:50 PM  
farm6.static.flickr.com 

/fap?
 
2012-11-26 02:14:33 PM  
This week on "Pimp my Flock"....
 
2012-11-26 02:14:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?


It could be worse. At least Romney wasn't elected
 
2012-11-26 02:16:07 PM  
A zoophile group called ZETA?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Disapproves.

/obscure?
//SOH CAH TOA
 
2012-11-26 02:17:02 PM  
joeydryer.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 02:17:34 PM  
We nuked the wrong Axis power ...
 
2012-11-26 02:17:49 PM  
The black bar disguising the victim's identity was a touch of genius.
 
2012-11-26 02:17:57 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: "But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!


as a fark scientist I'm intrigued by the hypothetical 'battle' of a group of typically naked vegetarians versus a not dissimilar group of odd 'animal lovers' so I for one would like to see this 'battle'... meanwhile, I'll be in my lab.
 
2012-11-26 02:19:48 PM  

Leeds: This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?


It ain't.
 
2012-11-26 02:19:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 02:20:24 PM  
Heavy Petting Zoo
 
2012-11-26 02:20:54 PM  
*waits for the Family Research Council to blame this on the gays*
 
2012-11-26 02:21:15 PM  

abhorrent1: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x379] 

/fap?


at least post a cute one. sheesh!
 
2012-11-26 02:21:45 PM  

abhorrent1:  

/fap?


Soft and Fluffy
 
2012-11-26 02:21:53 PM  
I must have a hangover from Thanksgiving: I am imagining a Tyrolean hat, but with a gigantic (brush) feather. That's what the pimp must wear!
 
2012-11-26 02:22:45 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Mind bleach
 
2012-11-26 02:23:09 PM  
Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?
 
2012-11-26 02:24:38 PM  
i.ytimg.com

did we?
 
2012-11-26 02:24:48 PM  

browntimmy: Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?


To be fair they did stop off at "cannibal hook ups" for awhile.
 
2012-11-26 02:27:20 PM  
So... They are saying they want to reinstate the law... Does this mean that someone actually got this law repealed in the first place? How do you bring that up in a meeting?
 
2012-11-26 02:29:14 PM  

Somacandra: Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.


I had to click on the link. I didn't want to, but like a slow moving car wreck, I just couldn't look away.
This will show up in a criminal trial/Job background search, someday, guaranteed.
Unless I have the same forensic investigator as Casey Anthony. Saved by Chrome!!

BTW the sites counter indicates a greater than 10 fold increase in traffic today....I doubt I was the only Farker to visit!!!
 
2012-11-26 02:30:33 PM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph_175#Version_of_June_28.2C_1935

Was a Nazi Law.
 
2012-11-26 02:30:48 PM  
What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 02:33:35 PM  
ZETA? NFW.,..(reads areticle)...sonuvabiatch

SultanofSchwing: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]


FTFY (though w/ minimal skills...
i149.photobucket.com

AgentKGB: Mind bleach


Thank you
 
2012-11-26 02:35:26 PM  
What the fark is wrong with German people!?!
 
2012-11-26 02:39:50 PM  
Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...


Link
 
2012-11-26 02:41:44 PM  
Snake garters, studded dog collars - for mice
/Udderly erotic
//I'm putting in my two weeks notice, I can't work here anymore
 
2012-11-26 02:41:57 PM  
Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.
 
2012-11-26 02:42:27 PM  
Damn.

There goes my European vacation.
 
2012-11-26 02:44:58 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

eeew.
 
2012-11-26 02:45:31 PM  
Another business model the govts around the world keep trying to restrict from me. Swear I'm going to have to turn to crime.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:17 PM  

Raw_fishFood: Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 02:46:20 PM  
That llama was totally asking for it. Should have SEEN the way it sashayed around in that pen.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:39 PM  
i280.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 02:50:30 PM  
1. The Bundestag wants to outlaw zoophilia.
2. Again.
3. There is a zoophile community.
4. It is possible to contact a barnyard pimp to engage in animal sex.
5. This fact is widely known among the community mentioned in item 3.
6. This fact is also so widespread that it has annoyed police. So much so in fact that they have asked legislators to stop it.
7. The community in item 3 has a name and a spokesman.
8. That spokesman's name is Michael Kiok.
9. Michael Kiok just went on record in a national newspaper as saying that he thinks he should be allowed to continue having intercourse with animals.
10. Item 9 used the word "continue"

...and I figure I'm maybe half-done here.
 
2012-11-26 02:50:59 PM  
This is displayed next to the article:

img838.imageshack.us 

Pimp my Pet?
 
2012-11-26 02:51:39 PM  
Get to use this one again.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-26 02:55:15 PM  
spacebison.com
 
2012-11-26 02:58:23 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 498x280]

[i.imgur.com image 498x283]

eeew.


Applejack? Seriously? If you're selling your dignity at least go for a better character.

/I'm just mad
//you beat me to posting that
 
2012-11-26 02:59:33 PM  
img543.imageshack.us

Fiftieth time's the charm, right? Let's see if I can not get banned for horse porn this time.
 
2012-11-26 03:01:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 03:09:07 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 03:17:44 PM  
philotech
So... They are saying they want to reinstate the law... Does this mean that someone actually got this law repealed in the first place? How do you bring that up in a meeting?


The article says that happened in 1969. So the answer is probably related to sexual revolution and free love going a bit too far for today's taste. AFAIK there even were groups insisting on removing all age-related sex restrictions from the laws in the name of sexual freedom; I guess a political movement with "legalizing sex with children" among its program points would be even less 'popular' today than it was 45 years ago.

/ I wouldn't be surprised if there are animal protection laws already applicable even if there's no law explicitly criminalizing bestiality.
 
2012-11-26 03:23:35 PM  

ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]


Have a seat right over there...
 
2012-11-26 03:25:01 PM  

Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...


What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?
 
2012-11-26 03:25:59 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?


I'm sorry, that chicken has long been occupied by ditto-heads.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:58 PM  

Current Resident: What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
[i.imgur.com image 350x263]


Looks nice and tight....

/takes a seat over there
 
2012-11-26 03:38:26 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?


i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals
 
2012-11-26 03:40:56 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals


Older the berry sweeter the moose.
 
2012-11-26 03:44:30 PM  
It's hard out there for a pimp

www.riseandgrind.com
 
2012-11-26 03:46:29 PM  
Something something something something something cathouse.
 
2012-11-26 03:55:52 PM  
At least in Washington state, we learned from the nice people in Enumclaw and passed RCW 16.52.205...
 
2012-11-26 04:00:32 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?


At least you got part of it.....

It's a picture of an 'eewww' which is a baby lamb; you got the Chris Hansen part.....
 
2012-11-26 04:23:51 PM  
Paging Brian Fellows.

Paging Brian Fellows
 
2012-11-26 04:30:06 PM  
i877.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 04:44:52 PM  
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2012-11-26 04:48:17 PM  

ferretman: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

At least you got part of it.....

It's a picture of an 'eewww' which is a baby lamb; you got the Chris Hansen part.....>

baby...animal. I'm pretty sure both work.

 
2012-11-26 04:53:41 PM  
Somewhere in Germany, Till Lindemann is already writing a song about this.
 
2012-11-26 05:09:32 PM  

Creoena: Somewhere in Germany, Till Lindemann is already writing a song about this.


too late
 
2012-11-26 05:14:12 PM  
The very same politicians have no problems with the practice of smashing animals brains out with a hammer (or captive bolt gun), butchering them and eating them but oh no when a penis gets involved suddenly there need to be laws.

Let the sheep farkers fark the sheep, it doesn't hurt the sheep any and keeps those people off the streets.
 
2012-11-26 05:18:29 PM  
What if its already dead?
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 05:18:59 PM  

RembrandtQEinstein: The very same politicians have no problems with the practice of smashing animals brains out with a hammer (or captive bolt gun), butchering them and eating them but oh no when a penis gets involved suddenly there need to be laws.

Let the sheep farkers fark the sheep, it doesn't hurt the sheep any and keeps those people off the streets.


2/10 just because I'm sure you'll get one or two.
 
2012-11-26 05:30:09 PM  
I'll be in my lab...
 
2012-11-26 05:34:43 PM  

Mega Steve: It's hard out there for a pimp

[www.riseandgrind.com image 700x560]


new band name... Heavy Petting Zoo.
 
2012-11-26 05:43:27 PM  
Ach, Du lieber Goat!
 
2012-11-26 05:55:31 PM  
 
2012-11-26 06:19:17 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals


Do you need to factor in dog years?
 
2012-11-26 06:30:12 PM  

xaratherus: *waits for the Family Research Council to blame this on the gays*


Gay marriage. Guy/turtle. You saw the jpg. You were warned. Nobody to blame but yourself.

TFA: [ZETA] Chairman Michael Kiok said: "Mere concepts of morality have no business being law."

Zoophilophobes. Nothing but hateful moralistic busybodies pushing bronze-age bigotry, interfering with true love.
 
2012-11-26 06:55:00 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Mega Steve: It's hard out there for a pimp

[www.riseandgrind.com image 700x560]

new band name... Heavy Petting Zoo.


www.nofxofficialwebsite.com
 
2012-11-26 06:57:03 PM  

GRCooper: Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals

Do you need to factor in dog years?


rush does

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-11-26 07:06:37 PM  
Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...
 
2012-11-26 10:05:42 PM  

parityanimal: Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...


The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
You can't fark a
Three-l lllama.
 
2012-11-26 10:08:36 PM  
So THAT is where we came from!

www.thefatwhiteguy.com
 
2012-11-26 11:39:42 PM  
Would a ban prevent naked people from riding a horse without a saddle? (I hesitate to use the word "bareback"...) Because that would eliminate some porn right there.
 
2012-11-27 12:04:12 AM  

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?


Have no fear, citizens! Captain Literal is here to save the day!
 
2012-11-27 01:26:52 AM  
I'm sure this is an actual major problem and definitely isn't the media trying to create public outrage over an almost nonexistent problem for the sake of ratings.
 
2012-11-27 05:15:26 AM  

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?


I'm pretty sure that they'd encourage you to go fark yourself.
 
2012-11-27 10:12:56 AM  
Please tell me more about that famously enlightened European attitude towards sex, and how it is so much better than that horrible American puritanism you keep hallucinating about.
 
2012-11-28 09:02:55 AM  

Grapple: Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...


Link


Wise men say only fools love sheep
But I can't help falling in love with ewes
 
2012-11-28 11:14:05 AM  
cdn01.dailycaller.com


You sick, sick bastards.
 
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