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(The Sun)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard 'pimping'   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 90
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2012-11-26 03:01:33 PM
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2012-11-26 03:09:07 PM
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2012-11-26 03:17:44 PM
philotech
So... They are saying they want to reinstate the law... Does this mean that someone actually got this law repealed in the first place? How do you bring that up in a meeting?


The article says that happened in 1969. So the answer is probably related to sexual revolution and free love going a bit too far for today's taste. AFAIK there even were groups insisting on removing all age-related sex restrictions from the laws in the name of sexual freedom; I guess a political movement with "legalizing sex with children" among its program points would be even less 'popular' today than it was 45 years ago.

/ I wouldn't be surprised if there are animal protection laws already applicable even if there's no law explicitly criminalizing bestiality.
 
2012-11-26 03:23:35 PM

ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]


Have a seat right over there...
 
2012-11-26 03:25:01 PM

Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...


What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?
 
2012-11-26 03:25:59 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?


I'm sorry, that chicken has long been occupied by ditto-heads.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:58 PM

Current Resident: What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
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Looks nice and tight....

/takes a seat over there
 
2012-11-26 03:38:26 PM

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?


i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals
 
2012-11-26 03:40:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals


Older the berry sweeter the moose.
 
2012-11-26 03:44:30 PM
It's hard out there for a pimp

www.riseandgrind.com
 
2012-11-26 03:46:29 PM
Something something something something something cathouse.
 
2012-11-26 03:55:52 PM
At least in Washington state, we learned from the nice people in Enumclaw and passed RCW 16.52.205...
 
2012-11-26 04:00:32 PM

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?


At least you got part of it.....

It's a picture of an 'eewww' which is a baby lamb; you got the Chris Hansen part.....
 
2012-11-26 04:23:51 PM
Paging Brian Fellows.

Paging Brian Fellows
 
2012-11-26 04:30:06 PM
i877.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 04:44:52 PM
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2012-11-26 04:48:17 PM

ferretman: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

At least you got part of it.....

It's a picture of an 'eewww' which is a baby lamb; you got the Chris Hansen part.....>

baby...animal. I'm pretty sure both work.

 
2012-11-26 04:53:41 PM
Somewhere in Germany, Till Lindemann is already writing a song about this.
 
2012-11-26 05:09:32 PM

Creoena: Somewhere in Germany, Till Lindemann is already writing a song about this.


too late
 
2012-11-26 05:14:12 PM
The very same politicians have no problems with the practice of smashing animals brains out with a hammer (or captive bolt gun), butchering them and eating them but oh no when a penis gets involved suddenly there need to be laws.

Let the sheep farkers fark the sheep, it doesn't hurt the sheep any and keeps those people off the streets.
 
2012-11-26 05:18:29 PM
What if its already dead?
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-26 05:18:59 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: The very same politicians have no problems with the practice of smashing animals brains out with a hammer (or captive bolt gun), butchering them and eating them but oh no when a penis gets involved suddenly there need to be laws.

Let the sheep farkers fark the sheep, it doesn't hurt the sheep any and keeps those people off the streets.


2/10 just because I'm sure you'll get one or two.
 
2012-11-26 05:30:09 PM
I'll be in my lab...
 
2012-11-26 05:34:43 PM

Mega Steve: It's hard out there for a pimp

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new band name... Heavy Petting Zoo.
 
2012-11-26 05:43:27 PM
Ach, Du lieber Goat!
 
2012-11-26 05:55:31 PM
 
2012-11-26 06:19:17 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals


Do you need to factor in dog years?
 
2012-11-26 06:30:12 PM

xaratherus: *waits for the Family Research Council to blame this on the gays*


Gay marriage. Guy/turtle. You saw the jpg. You were warned. Nobody to blame but yourself.

TFA: [ZETA] Chairman Michael Kiok said: "Mere concepts of morality have no business being law."

Zoophilophobes. Nothing but hateful moralistic busybodies pushing bronze-age bigotry, interfering with true love.
 
2012-11-26 06:55:00 PM

Sofa King Smart: Mega Steve: It's hard out there for a pimp

[www.riseandgrind.com image 700x560]

new band name... Heavy Petting Zoo.


www.nofxofficialwebsite.com
 
2012-11-26 06:57:03 PM

GRCooper: Jon iz teh kewl: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i280.photobucket.com image 300x425]

Have a seat right over there...

What I'm saying is...if you try and fark a baby animal...are you guilty of bestiality or pedophilia?

i wasn't aware there was an "age of consent" for farking animals

Do you need to factor in dog years?


rush does

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2012-11-26 07:06:37 PM
Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...
 
2012-11-26 10:05:42 PM

parityanimal: Damn. I can see why they had to block that llama's eyes. Wouldn't do to be able to identify such a farking sexy llama...


The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
You can't fark a
Three-l lllama.
 
2012-11-26 10:08:36 PM
So THAT is where we came from!

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2012-11-26 11:39:42 PM
Would a ban prevent naked people from riding a horse without a saddle? (I hesitate to use the word "bareback"...) Because that would eliminate some porn right there.
 
2012-11-27 12:04:12 AM

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?


Have no fear, citizens! Captain Literal is here to save the day!
 
2012-11-27 01:26:52 AM
I'm sure this is an actual major problem and definitely isn't the media trying to create public outrage over an almost nonexistent problem for the sake of ratings.
 
2012-11-27 05:15:26 AM

SweetSaws: Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?


I'm pretty sure that they'd encourage you to go fark yourself.
 
2012-11-27 10:12:56 AM
Please tell me more about that famously enlightened European attitude towards sex, and how it is so much better than that horrible American puritanism you keep hallucinating about.
 
2012-11-28 09:02:55 AM

Grapple: Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...


Link


Wise men say only fools love sheep
But I can't help falling in love with ewes
 
2012-11-28 11:14:05 AM
cdn01.dailycaller.com


You sick, sick bastards.
 
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