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(miNBC News)   Dear Homeowner, Please excuse Juan Epstein for the theft of your electronics. It was an inside job. Signed, Epstein's mother   (minbcnews.com) divider line 5
    More: Stupid, Juan Epstein, Barrington Broadcasting  
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2012-11-26 05:27:24 PM  
1 votes:
Juan Epstein?

Any relation to Tonto Goldberg?
2012-11-26 03:47:05 PM  
1 votes:
Welcome back, your things were all taken out...
2012-11-26 03:30:11 PM  
1 votes:
Of course it had to be an inside job, you can't steal it from the outside. Duh.
2012-11-26 02:54:24 PM  
1 votes:

exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"


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"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."
2012-11-26 12:19:34 PM  
1 votes:
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
 
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