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(miNBC News)   Dear Homeowner, Please excuse Juan Epstein for the theft of your electronics. It was an inside job. Signed, Epstein's mother   (minbcnews.com) divider line 33
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2012-11-26 12:19:34 PM  
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
 
2012-11-26 12:37:58 PM  
The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"
 
2012-11-26 02:54:24 PM  

exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"


viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress.com
"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."
 
2012-11-26 02:56:58 PM  

ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"

[viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress.com image 256x280]
"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."


Why don't you stifle?

;-)
 
2012-11-26 03:01:29 PM  

phenn: ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"

[viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress.com image 256x280]
"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."

Why don't you stifle?

;-)


Yeah you're probably siding with them commie anti-american liberals like Gloria Steinway, Florence Nightengown, or Billy Jean Graham
 
2012-11-26 03:08:48 PM  
www.trbimg.com

/am I missing the joke?
//You suck Bain?
 
2012-11-26 03:29:21 PM  
Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Carter, Mr. Carter!!!!!

/DNRTFA
//It was probably Horshack
 
2012-11-26 03:29:54 PM  
Too soon, Mister Kotter....
 
2012-11-26 03:30:11 PM  
Of course it had to be an inside job, you can't steal it from the outside. Duh.
 
2012-11-26 03:37:21 PM  
Flint, Michigan.

I figured as much.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:59 PM  
It was probably Ba-Ba-Ba..Ba..Barbariono!
 
2012-11-26 03:47:05 PM  
Welcome back, your things were all taken out...
 
2012-11-26 03:49:29 PM  
Barbarino..!
Dang..I can't speel today!!
;)
 
2012-11-26 04:24:16 PM  
his dreams were not his ticket out
 
2012-11-26 04:29:59 PM  
Ex-like writing detected

/Doesn't want her to be able to claim insurance
 
2012-11-26 04:40:39 PM  

Maestro's Girl: It was probably Ba-Ba-Ba..Ba..Barbariono!


I blame Beau.
 
2012-11-26 04:49:46 PM  
That's a total of 116 inches worth of televisions missing. I was specifically told there would be no math.
 
2012-11-26 04:57:16 PM  
cdn.eurweb.com
RIP Robert Hegyes
 
2012-11-26 05:27:24 PM  
Juan Epstein?

Any relation to Tonto Goldberg?
 
2012-11-26 05:49:49 PM  
Dear Mr. Homeownwer,

Please excuse your televisions from your house today onnaccount they are helping poor Puerto Rican Jews watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother
 
2012-11-26 06:00:28 PM  

cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes


nice hair, no snark, just being nice
 
2012-11-26 06:24:20 PM  
Hey notewriter, if the cops figure out who did it, they will rat you out too. Then you get to go to jail with the reputation as a squeeler. Have fun!
 
2012-11-26 06:40:07 PM  
Its flint, they wont bother investigating, too busy chasing after black on black murders
 
2012-11-26 06:40:50 PM  

Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...


Hysterical.
 
2012-11-26 07:48:23 PM  

NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes

nice hair, no snark, just being nice


I thought the same thing, except thought it would be nicer if he took it out to Robert Plant length.
 
2012-11-26 08:26:20 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.



i.imgur.com
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)
 
2012-11-26 08:49:10 PM  

Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)


You might be.
 
2012-11-26 09:58:24 PM  

NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes

nice hair, no snark, just being nice


i3.kym-cdn.com

All i got.
 
2012-11-26 09:59:53 PM  
Got 'em.

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-11-26 10:12:36 PM  
Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter
 
2012-11-27 12:44:17 AM  

jbrad47128: Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter


You're old because you think you need to say that.
 
2012-11-27 08:48:03 PM  

Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)


No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others.
 
2012-11-28 03:55:28 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)

No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others.



Oops. I apologize for misinterpreting you, then. I'm gad you enjoyed it. :)
 
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