jjorsett: The market is reacting to the new Google Nexus 4 being sold out. X happened, Market does Y, therefore the correlation is 100% that X caused the market to do Y. You too can be an analyst.
Rapmaster2000: I'm blaming the news that Lindsay Lohan isn't naked in that Lifetime movie. The market really wanted to see her lush, 60's muff.
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