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(Marketwatch)   Stocks fail to retain last week's momentum. They must still be working off all that Thanksgiving dinner   (marketwatch.com) divider line 7
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2012-11-26 12:29:49 PM
The market is reacting to the new Google Nexus 4 being sold out. X happened, Market does Y, therefore the correlation is 100% that X caused the market to do Y. You too can be an analyst.
 
2012-11-26 01:21:46 PM
The market didn't sustain it's last week-long rally that ended June 6th.... so that was probably fiscal cliff too, or whatever.

I'm blaming the news that Lindsay Lohan isn't naked in that Lifetime movie. The market really wanted to see her lush, 60's muff.
 
2012-11-26 01:25:36 PM

jjorsett: The market is reacting to the new Google Nexus 4 being sold out. X happened, Market does Y, therefore the correlation is 100% that X caused the market to do Y. You too can be an analyst.


That, and the fact that many Republicans are making derpy noises again on the fiscal cliff.

Rapmaster2000: I'm blaming the news that Lindsay Lohan isn't naked in that Lifetime movie. The market really wanted to see her lush, 60's muff.


I think there are boob shots from the set that made it to the interwebs. Your fingers can do the walking.
 
2012-11-26 01:26:05 PM
Good job, unions. All your striking and picketing and walk-outing scared old people and married women.
 
2012-11-26 06:49:48 PM
I have another 20% of my portfolio ready to buy buy buy when the market tanks after taxes go up up up. Until then it's safely tucked away where it can't be lost.
 
2012-11-26 08:02:40 PM
Love these mid day panic articles about the stock market.

It must be odd writing this kind of thing for a living. Your life's work is useless within about 40 minutes of writing it.
 
2012-11-27 04:12:31 AM
Momentum is proportional to mass. Mass is proportional to ass.
 
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