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(TC Palm)   Ham-fisted "lingerie thief" gives cops the slip, but only briefly   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 19
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2012-11-26 11:47:51 AM  
Probably was revenge for the same thing happening to the thief. But as we all know, two thongs don't make a right
 
2012-11-26 12:00:00 PM  
Hangin's too goof for 'im!
 
2012-11-26 12:01:38 PM  
A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.

The affidavit did not state whether Ricci was swiping the skivvies to re-enact scenes from any of these movies.


S H U D D E R
 
2012-11-26 12:06:39 PM  
I'm loving her haircut.
 
2012-11-26 12:07:20 PM  
I must protest the use of "Ham-fisted" in the headline. I'm a ham, and I pride myself on my fist.
 
2012-11-26 12:08:58 PM  
That is the most awkwardly written article I've ever farking read.
 
2012-11-26 12:10:02 PM  
Let the word go forth: all attractive women should be required to wear thongs or no panties at all.

End transmission.
 
2012-11-26 12:10:07 PM  
"Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic."

At least the writer realized it was a Florida newspaper and explained things for better comprehension by the target audience.
 
2012-11-26 12:10:34 PM  
In days of old, when knights were bold, they were pious and modest, I'm told,
Can't you see, that wouldn't be me, I'd have to talk about your yams, and your big fat hams. 

/probably messed that up
 
2012-11-26 12:14:24 PM  

Cymbal: Let the word go forth: all attractive women should be required to wear thongs or no panties at all.

End transmission.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and quite frankly I wouldn't trust the judgement of something that looks like this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-26 12:15:05 PM  

Butthurted: "Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic."


At least the writer realized it was a Florida newspaper and explained things for better comprehension by the target audience.



i14.photobucket.com

Linger whut?
 
2012-11-26 12:25:10 PM  
Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic.

Notable lingerie scenes in film include Elizabeth Taylor in a white slip in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" (1958), Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in a funky golden bra/panty thingy in "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" (1982) and Jamie Lee Curtis' sultry strip tease in "True Lies" (1994).

A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.

The affidavit did not state whether Ricci was swiping the skivvies to re-enact scenes from any of these movies.


Translation: All I have is a couple of facts about this loser and her arrest, and there's looong column inches to fill.
 
2012-11-26 12:44:52 PM  
Howard Stern's finest moment: Ham Hands Bill
 
2012-11-26 12:58:24 PM  
I guess they have some other word to describe frilly, lacy underwear in Florida. But what's with the pop culture wiki thing? Weird article.
 
2012-11-26 01:11:58 PM  
orothon.com

"Adopt, adapt, and improve."
 
2012-11-26 01:19:04 PM  
I need six to eight inches of copy - NOW!

Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic.

Notable lingerie scenes in film include Elizabeth Taylor in a white slip in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" (1958), Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in a funky golden bra/panty thingy in "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" (1982) and Jamie Lee Curtis' sultry strip tease in "True Lies" (1994).

A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.


Lingerie may also have padding.
 
2012-11-26 01:42:54 PM  
I was hoping this would be one of those stories about some guy who steals lingerie from women.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:47 PM  

digitalrain: That is the most awkwardly written article I've ever farking read.


You are on Fark, and do not appreciate the writing of Will Greenlee?

/ I'm still waiting for his book.
 
2012-11-26 03:23:01 PM  
I'm sorry, but this is NOT lingerie:

blogs.tcpalm.com

THIS is lingerie:

NSFW
 
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